Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie walked the red carpet at Cannes earlier today for the premiere of “Inglourious Basterds”, the WWII movie written and directed by Quentin Tarantino, and as you might imagine the foreign press went insane. Which is cool because Pitt and Jolie are American. I like them out there as representatives of the US. Unless we can somehow get John Wayne to date the Statue of Liberty, I vote for these two.
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Brad Pitt is one of the most famous people on earth, but he went relatively unnoticed this weekend when he took his boys Maddox and Pax to Niagara Falls. Probably because it’s Brad Pitt, one of the most famous people on earth, and he’s wearing a little 2 dollar poncho thing at Niagara Falls. How cool is this dude? Mariah Carey would damn and drain the entire thing before she did this while surrounded by 10,000 cameras.
(source = the buffalo news)
Star magazine will sometimes say just about anything but today they seem pretty confident with not one but two exclamation points in their headline that Angelina Jolie is pregnant again. Also there's a catfight over Rob.
"Yes, Angie is pregnant." A source close to the actress confirms that Angie is about two and a half months along. "She's thrilled. She said she knew she was pregnant before the test confirmed it!"
Baby number seven couldn't be coming at a better time because the duo have been fighting since Angie caught Brad warmly comforting a nanny in February.
"They'd been trying for another baby for months, but it was still a total shock when she found out. Brad and Angie have been fighting so much lately, it just didn't seem possible."
The temptation to get her pregnant again is understandable since this and this is what she looks like pregnant, but, wow, Brad must be a passionate man because the temptation to pull out on Angelina Jolie would seemingly never get old. We could have sex every day for a hundred years and she might be scared that she was barren, but she would appreciate all the pineapple juice I’ve been drinking.
A commercial for the DVD of the Angelina Jolie movie “Wanted” was pulled off the air in Britain today because some felt the ad glamorized violence. This could devastate sales of the movie, especially if everyone agrees to unsee the ads they've already seen and then travel back in time to October, which is when the “Wanted” DVD was released in Britain. The AP says…
The Advertising Standards Authority said the ad for the DVD version of “Wanted” breached ad codes and should not be broadcast. The authority said the ad — which juxtaposes images of gun violence with Jolie showing off her bare back — “could be seen to condone violence by glorifying or glamorizing the use of guns.” It was unclear what practical effect, if any, the ruling would have. The "Wanted" DVD was released in Britain nearly six months ago.
Um, I just wanted to look at Angelina pictures. I don’t actually care if she’s in trouble or whatever all that said, it’s not gonna change how I feel. I guess that’s what happens when you’re in love.
(image source of Angelina filming “salt” = wenn)
Angelina Jolie is filming “Salt” in NYC and Washington DC these days, so when Brad and the kids are away, and she’s stuck by herself on a Friday night, does she sit alone in her hotel room, or go down to the hotel bar, drink some vodka and hang out? Well, very GD obviously she goes down to the bar. Why do you think I'm doing this. OK! says…
Last Friday night, March 6, Brad left NYC and Angie decided to have a solo night out of her hotel room, heading down to Sir Harry's bar in the Waldorf Astoria and taking a seat right at the bar. "She was with a couple guys talking business and laughing," an insider tells OK!. One eyewitness says Angie even relaxed with a few drinks, Belvedere vodka on the rocks.
I think we’re close enough by now that I can admit I would literally cum in my pants if I was sitting at a bar on a Friday night and Angelina Jolie walked in by herself and sat down next to me.
The cover story for today’s Star magazine claims that Angelina Jolie caught her lover Brad Pitt makin the moves on a “pretty young nanny.” He was allegedly rubbing her back, which several of my girlfriends swear is what people mean when they say “third base”. This nanny sounds like a real whore. Star says…
Angelina flew into a jealous rage when she walked past the open bedroom door of 8-month-old twins, Knox and Vivienne (and found) Brad was on the bed rubbing the back of a pretty young nanny! Angie got so mad she slapped Brad and fired the girl on the spot!
It doesn’t say who exactly the nanny might be and they rarely use one in public so it’s hard to find pictures of any suspects, but this woman went with them to Lake Michigan. She’s pretty, so maybe it’s her. It might also be that white haired gentlemen. It’s unfounded and poorly thought out speculation like this that makes Tyler the website all of America is talking about.
HEART POUNDING UPDATE - An exhaustive investigation launched by this website has revealed that the mystery woman in the picture is actually Angelina’s assistant, and has been for several years. Word on the street says she is not the one that seduced Pitt. And by “investigation”, I mean, “someone who knows her sent me an email and I opened it”.
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