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02.25.2009 jennifer aniston still loves brad
The big predicted showdown between Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Aniston at the Oscars never really happened, except in Jenifer Aniston’s mind of course. I can’t even tell at this point if Angelina even knows who Aniston is. OK magazine says…
"Jen couldn't have cared less whether Angie was at the Oscars. Her mind was fixated on Brad. Once her eyes met Brad's that night, it rekindled all the old feelings. She has never stopped loving Brad."
And the feelings may be mutual! (*)
"Just because Brad was swept off his feet by Angelina, it didn't mean he stopped loving Jen. He has this obsession with Angelina and he felt he had to explore a relationship with her. (Then) things just seemed to snowball and the next thing Brad knew, he had six kids. There was no turning back."
I feel bad for Aniston. It's no wonder she’s still holding out hope. All Pitt did was cut off all contact four years ago then buy several houses with someone else and have six kids. He’s really sending mixed messages.
(*)excited punctuation courtesy of OK
02.23.2009 angelina jolie at the academy awards
Angelina Jolie has been super famous for like a decade, yet I still never ever get tired of looking at her. She's dated Brad Pitt for four years, and that would be just the beginning of our sex life if I were him. Her vagina would be broken in like an old catchers mitt right around now, and really just getting better and better every day.
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02.20.2009 angelina wants a $20m diamond
The Academy Awards are this Sunday, and much has been made of the fact that both Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Aniston will be on the red carpet. I have no idea why. Angelina is a massive global movie star and the best looking woman on earth. Aniston is a fug bore who used to be on a sitcom. Nonetheless, Jolie is determined to be the one everyone is talking about. OK! says…
Preparing for the Academy Awards is a frenzied affair, and even the normally low-key Angelina Jolie is caught up in the madness. "She’s been driving all of the high-end jewelers of New York crazy,” a source tells OK! “She’s looking for the impossible — a drop dead gorgeous $20 million diamond necklace to wear to the Oscars." Angie's quest isn't just about decorating her neck: "She really wants it to be a show-stopper and is making sure that she is the one everyone has their eyes on this Sunday — and not Jen Aniston."
Keep in mind that Jolie is attending because she’s nominated for Best Actress. Aniston is attending for the same reason that people who won tickets on the radio are attending. Jolie has won one Academy Award already, as well as three Golden Globes and two Screen Actors Guild awards. Aniston has won two Teen Choice awards. Jolie is younger, hotter, richer, more successful, and she took Pitt as easily as the Nazis took Paris. Saying this is a rivalry is like saying a hammer and a nail have a rivalry.
02.10.2009 will smith is number one
Forbes magazine has named Will Smith the most bankable star in Hollywood after an industry survey asking what actors can most easily attract financing, theatrical distribution, and an audience. Angelina Jolie tied for second on the list, and was one of only three women in the top 20. So don’t confuse this with the Top 20 People Who Beat Me Up In The Third Grade. That list only had two girls names on it.
01.28.2009 this dress is on backwards
Us magazine has gotten confirmation on something that has been talked about since Sunday night, namely that Angelina Jolie went to the SAG Awards with her dress on backwards. Why would she do this? Because Angelina Jolie is charmingly insane, that’s why.
Blogs have been buzzing that Angelina Jolie wore her cornflower blue Max Azria gown backward at Sunday's Screen Actors Guild Awards in Los Angeles. Well, she did.
Her stylist Jen Rade tells Usmagazine.com Jolie purposefully turned around the dress to make it "more blouson." (The actress was also able to show off her tattoos more.)
Asked about getting ready, Jolie told E!: "I just like to be comfortable. I see what comfortable options are out there."
I think by "comfortable", she meant, "my tits are enormous these days and don’t fit in any clothes from Earth". Good lord those things are amazing. They seem to get bigger every year, yet she stays the same size. I wonder, if Angelina died, what percentage would still F her if they could get to her within the first few hours. I bet it's at least 45 percent, or whatever percentage it is that men make up.
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