The Sun UK says today that Zahara Jolie, the adopted daughter of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, may need surgery on her hip to correct a hip dysplasia. Which is weird because I thought that was a dog disease. Maybe they just need to waop her on the nose and she’ll outgrow it. Or maybe not. Hip dysplasia, according to wiki, is:
In a hip suffering from dysplasia, two things are commonly abnormal. First, the caput is not deeply and tightly held by the acetabulum. Instead of being a snug fit, it is a loose fit, or a partial fit. Secondly, the caput or acetabulum are not smooth and round, but are misshapen, causing abnormal wear and tear or friction within the joint as it moves.
Of that, I understood the words "two" and "secondly", although I guess you could argue that's basically the same word. I take it her hip is fucked up. What the hell is wrong with Africa? I know they're behind but they're still part of earth, right? How far behind can they really be? They have diamonds and tigers, what more do you need? Tigers will run at the nearest living thing and kill it, and diamonds are pretty, there has to be a way to combine those things into a some kind of money making company.
Angelina Jolie and her daughter Zahara walked around New York this morning with matching designer hand bags. It was kind of adorable. And moving, especially when you notice that Angelina is dressed in all black and Zahara is dressed in all white. Get it? Powerful stuff, huh? Like those posters of a black kid holding a dove or Jews and Arabs holding hands. Sometimes, when I think about all the strife in foreign lands, I wonder if I'm doing my part to help heal this world. Then I remember I'm not some cry baby queer and I throw a bunch of hundred dollar bills on the models in the hot tub. NAKED models. I can see their boobs and everything!
Beowulf has released a new redband trailer that finally shows the CGI Angelina Jolie full frontal naked. And I dont know what happened but not only does this look worse than the early footage, but it looks much much worse. Everyone looks all computery and lifeless. These people are trying way too hard. We don't need a bunch of different trailers. It's got Angelina Jolie naked. They should just call it that. In fact they should call every movie that, regardless of whether Angelina Jolie is even in it. That's how you sell tickets, baby!
First one to make a DSL joke goes straight to hell.
Even though she has that weird vein in her forehead that looks like she's been confronted about her evil plan and now she's about to drop a chandelier on me, Angelina Jolie is still unthinkably hot, and I would bang her skinny ass until my penis rubbed against her so long it started a fire. I would just follow her around all day trying to get in that cat. She'd have to figure out a way to do the dishes and go to the kids soccer games with me trying to hump her. Speaking of the kids, here they all are - minus Shiloh for some reason - in Central Park yesterday, having fun and playing on rides and eating ice cream. Meanwhile, a thousand miles away, Jayden Spears is looking at his watch, wondering how long it will be until his mom figures out he's in the trunk under all the groceries.
Set pictures from Angelina Jolies new movie "Wanted" have shown up online. In these pictures, Angelina tries to kill the stunt man by laying on the hood in a skirt with her legs spread and her kitty (aka, "heaven") just inches from his face. The scene went well, but afterwards the stunt man divorced his wife and sent Angelina flowers, so overall this chronicles a pretty sad moment.
