This weeks version of the Brad Pitt-Angelina Jolie break-up story comes from the National Enquirer, which I don’t like because they often get stuff like this right. I liked it better back when they just talked about leprechauns robbing banks or some shit.
Brad and Angelina are going their separate ways with the hope of reuniting in the future if they can repair their volatile relationship, disclosed an insider.
“They will make it official. It looks like Brad will be shooting two movies in California and in the Amazon, while Angelina is retreating to their French chateau with the rest of the family.
“It’s an official split. They will make appearances together from time to time, and he’ll meet up with the kids when he can. But make no mistake, this is a major split,” disclosed the insider.
If the strong-willed couple can’t find a way to get back together, sources say the breakup could turn into an ugly court battle over their $200 million fortune and the custody of their six children.
Do those two really seem like they give a shit about money? And they both work so much shared custody wouldn’t be much different than what they have now. Hopefully that means this is bullshit. If not Brads next girlfriend is gonna have an inferiority complex like the world has never seen. Unless the new girls vagina is lined with vibrating studs and the softest mink, there’s no way she’s gonna be better than Angelina Jolie.
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie walked the red carpet at Cannes earlier today for the premiere of “Inglourious Basterds”, the WWII movie written and directed by Quentin Tarantino, and as you might imagine the foreign press went insane. Which is cool because Pitt and Jolie are American. I like them out there as representatives of the US. Unless we can somehow get John Wayne to date the Statue of Liberty, I vote for these two.
(image source = getty and wenn)
Brad Pitt is one of the most famous people on earth, but he went relatively unnoticed this weekend when he took his boys Maddox and Pax to Niagara Falls. Probably because it’s Brad Pitt, one of the most famous people on earth, and he’s wearing a little 2 dollar poncho thing at Niagara Falls. How cool is this dude? Mariah Carey would damn and drain the entire thing before she did this while surrounded by 10,000 cameras.
(source = the buffalo news)
Star magazine will sometimes say just about anything but today they seem pretty confident with not one but two exclamation points in their headline that Angelina Jolie is pregnant again. Also there's a catfight over Rob.
"Yes, Angie is pregnant." A source close to the actress confirms that Angie is about two and a half months along. "She's thrilled. She said she knew she was pregnant before the test confirmed it!"
Baby number seven couldn't be coming at a better time because the duo have been fighting since Angie caught Brad warmly comforting a nanny in February.
"They'd been trying for another baby for months, but it was still a total shock when she found out. Brad and Angie have been fighting so much lately, it just didn't seem possible."
The temptation to get her pregnant again is understandable since this and this is what she looks like pregnant, but, wow, Brad must be a passionate man because the temptation to pull out on Angelina Jolie would seemingly never get old. We could have sex every day for a hundred years and she might be scared that she was barren, but she would appreciate all the pineapple juice I’ve been drinking.
A commercial for the DVD of the Angelina Jolie movie “Wanted” was pulled off the air in Britain today because some felt the ad glamorized violence. This could devastate sales of the movie, especially if everyone agrees to unsee the ads they've already seen and then travel back in time to October, which is when the “Wanted” DVD was released in Britain. The AP says…
The Advertising Standards Authority said the ad for the DVD version of “Wanted” breached ad codes and should not be broadcast. The authority said the ad — which juxtaposes images of gun violence with Jolie showing off her bare back — “could be seen to condone violence by glorifying or glamorizing the use of guns.” It was unclear what practical effect, if any, the ruling would have. The "Wanted" DVD was released in Britain nearly six months ago.
Um, I just wanted to look at Angelina pictures. I don’t actually care if she’s in trouble or whatever all that said, it’s not gonna change how I feel. I guess that’s what happens when you’re in love.
(image source of Angelina filming “salt” = wenn)
Angelina Jolie is filming “Salt” in NYC and Washington DC these days, so when Brad and the kids are away, and she’s stuck by herself on a Friday night, does she sit alone in her hotel room, or go down to the hotel bar, drink some vodka and hang out? Well, very GD obviously she goes down to the bar. Why do you think I'm doing this. OK! says…
Last Friday night, March 6, Brad left NYC and Angie decided to have a solo night out of her hotel room, heading down to Sir Harry's bar in the Waldorf Astoria and taking a seat right at the bar. "She was with a couple guys talking business and laughing," an insider tells OK!. One eyewitness says Angie even relaxed with a few drinks, Belvedere vodka on the rocks.
I think we’re close enough by now that I can admit I would literally cum in my pants if I was sitting at a bar on a Friday night and Angelina Jolie walked in by herself and sat down next to me.
