For some reason one of the big stories today is a list of all the fancy Hollywood people who will be going to President Obamas first state dinner tonight. Suffice to say Angelina Jolie will not be one of those kissing the ring.
“She hates him,” a source close to Jolie tells Us Weekly. ”She’s into education and rehabilitation and thinks Obama is all about welfare and handouts. She thinks Obama is really a socialist in disguise,” adds the source.
But don’t expect to see her rally against Democrats on Fox News like her staunch Republican father, Jon Voight.
“Angie isn’t Republican, but she thinks Obama is all smoke and mirrors,” the source says.
I knew it. I knew Angelina was awesome. What happened to this country? We used to be awesome. Now it’s all rules, rules, rules. Stop. No. Don’t do that. Don’t watch this. You can’t say that. Don’t go over there. Just leave me the fuck alone. This is all gonna change once I build my underwater kingdom. From under the sea my plan will unfold and they’ll get a glimpse of my power. Now who’s giving the orders!
(i dont have any new jolie pictures, but to celebrate her awesomeness here are some hot older ones)
It was mentioned last week that Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt had only been seen together once since August 10th, and that was almost two months later on October 2nd. Twice in three months. So the good news is they were out together this weekend! The bad news is they looked absolutely fukcing miserable together :(
Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt left their six children at home Saturday as they enjoyed a private viewing of The Museum of Contemporary Art’s new 30th anniversary exhibition in Los Angeles.
The 34-year-old Jolie, in a strapless Armani Prive gown, and Pitt, 45, didn’t pack on the PDA like they normally do for photographers.
Instead, they walked around the gallery — occasionally leaving each other’s side to look at pieces on their own.
Well, that probably doesn’t mean anything. Angelina probably just wanted to see the picture. And crossing her arms and looking grimly forward while leaning away from Brad is just a sign she was listening to the tour guide. Girls like to be pursued. Saying “no”, quitting their job, dying their hair and buying a gun: it’s all part of the chase!
NOTE - this post was guest written by Not Getting The Hint Brendon
The rumors about Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie breaking up began two years before they ever met, and since then every magazine and paper have had 400 stories saying all they ever do is fight and this time Brad and/or Angelina have had it. Today Us magazine throws this on the pile:
(A new book) reports that “they’ve broken up so many times it would make your head spin.” It also claims Jolie “has a temper like a cobra”.
“They fight all the time about the kids - where to put toys, saying the wrong thing to a nanny, not cleaning up. Like cats and dogs.”
Adding to this is the Sun, who today says Angelina is planning on adopting again but this time without Pitt as the father.
ANGELINA JOLIE is planning to add to her six children with a Syrian baby - but has anyone told BRAD PITT?
A spokesperson for the INS in Washington D.C. confirmed that “only (Angelina’s) name was on the papers”.
A newspaper quotes a source as saying: “Brad has made it clear that six children are more than he can handle.
Tyler has 7 different photo agencies and none of them have any pictures of Pitt and Jolie together since a UN sponsored trip to Syria on October 2nd. Before that they were last seen together August 10th at the ‘Inglorious Basterds’ premiere. Twice in three months. Once for the UN and once for a movie. Since Syria, Angelina has been seen with the kids in France, and Pitt has been seen with Maddox in New York, but they haven’t been seen together.
This proves nothing of course. Maybe the adoption will be good for them. It’s better she try to lure him with a new baby then by marrying him. Babies are easy. Divorce is ugly. You can’t just tie a marriage in a burlap sack weighed down by rocks and throw it in a river.
It’s been mentioned before, but Nicole Kidman was originally cast and even did some filming as Brad Pitts wife in ‘Mr. and Mrs. Smith’. Then she got hurt, dropped out, Catherine Zeta Jones said no, and Angelina Jolie was cast.
‘Salt’ was written for a male lead and was about to film with Tom Cruise as the star before he had to drop out. Then Angelina said she would do it, and the producers pretended not to stare at her tits as they squealed with delight.
The point to this is that Hollywood is run by fuckin retards. Even though this bootleg ‘Salt’ trailer is in Russian, Jolie is perfect. Kidman would have sucked as Mrs. Smith. You don’t need to be a spy to kick her ass, you just need to be a sunny day. Tom Cruise is 30 inches tall. You could just throw a blanket over him, or take his gun and put it on the top shelf. Angelina however probably could kick my ass, mostly because I would cum in my pants while we were wrestling.
This would normally sound like a story that a tabloid simply made up, but in this case it’s about Jennifer Aniston crying over Brad Pitt, so really all bets are off.
Jennifer Aniston drunk-dialed Brad Pitt, and got the shock of her life when Angelina Jolie answered.
Jen was home alone in her sprawling Beverly Hills mansion in late September when she dialed Brad after downing a few glasses of white wine.
When Jen heard Angie’s voice, she freaked out.”
Flustered, Jen launched into a blistering attack on Angelina, said the insider.
“Jen basically told Angie that she hated her, but Angelina fired back!”
The Enquirer includes a picture of Aniston on a cell phone. Just like the one used in the story perhaps. Coincidence? Well, I mean, yes probably, but still, that chick is a damn loser so yeah, she did this. She totally did this.
The Sun UK breathlessly announced today that ‘Gia’, the HBO movie starring Angelina Jolie as 70’s supermodel Gia Carangi, is being remastered and released in HD. This is noteworthy because ‘Gia’ is the movie where Angelina walks around naked constantly and has sex with other girls, namely Elizabeth Mitchell from ‘Lost’. So unloved perverts pretending they’re the ones that a fully naked Angelina is begging not to leave after a night of hot sex is a thing of the past, or will be as soon as my copy arrives.
