The cover story for today’s Star magazine claims that Angelina Jolie caught her lover Brad Pitt makin the moves on a “pretty young nanny.” He was allegedly rubbing her back, which several of my girlfriends swear is what people mean when they say “third base”. This nanny sounds like a real whore. Star says…
Angelina flew into a jealous rage when she walked past the open bedroom door of 8-month-old twins, Knox and Vivienne (and found) Brad was on the bed rubbing the back of a pretty young nanny! Angie got so mad she slapped Brad and fired the girl on the spot!
It doesn’t say who exactly the nanny might be and they rarely use one in public so it’s hard to find pictures of any suspects, but this woman went with them to Lake Michigan. She’s pretty, so maybe it’s her. It might also be that white haired gentlemen. It’s unfounded and poorly thought out speculation like this that makes Tyler the website all of America is talking about.
HEART POUNDING UPDATE - An exhaustive investigation launched by this website has revealed that the mystery woman in the picture is actually Angelina’s assistant, and has been for several years. Word on the street says she is not the one that seduced Pitt. And by “investigation”, I mean, “someone who knows her sent me an email and I opened it”.
(image source = fame pictures)
(image source = fame pictures)
The big predicted showdown between Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Aniston at the Oscars never really happened, except in Jenifer Aniston’s mind of course. I can’t even tell at this point if Angelina even knows who Aniston is. OK magazine says…
"Jen couldn't have cared less whether Angie was at the Oscars. Her mind was fixated on Brad. Once her eyes met Brad's that night, it rekindled all the old feelings. She has never stopped loving Brad."
And the feelings may be mutual! (*)
"Just because Brad was swept off his feet by Angelina, it didn't mean he stopped loving Jen. He has this obsession with Angelina and he felt he had to explore a relationship with her. (Then) things just seemed to snowball and the next thing Brad knew, he had six kids. There was no turning back."
I feel bad for Aniston. It's no wonder she’s still holding out hope. All Pitt did was cut off all contact four years ago then buy several houses with someone else and have six kids. He’s really sending mixed messages.
(*)excited punctuation courtesy of OK
Angelina Jolie has been super famous for like a decade, yet I still never ever get tired of looking at her. She's dated Brad Pitt for four years, and that would be just the beginning of our sex life if I were him. Her vagina would be broken in like an old catchers mitt right around now, and really just getting better and better every day.
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The Academy Awards are this Sunday, and much has been made of the fact that both Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Aniston will be on the red carpet. I have no idea why. Angelina is a massive global movie star and the best looking woman on earth. Aniston is a fug bore who used to be on a sitcom. Nonetheless, Jolie is determined to be the one everyone is talking about. OK! says…
Preparing for the Academy Awards is a frenzied affair, and even the normally low-key Angelina Jolie is caught up in the madness. "She’s been driving all of the high-end jewelers of New York crazy,” a source tells OK! “She’s looking for the impossible — a drop dead gorgeous $20 million diamond necklace to wear to the Oscars." Angie's quest isn't just about decorating her neck: "She really wants it to be a show-stopper and is making sure that she is the one everyone has their eyes on this Sunday — and not Jen Aniston."
Keep in mind that Jolie is attending because she’s nominated for Best Actress. Aniston is attending for the same reason that people who won tickets on the radio are attending. Jolie has won one Academy Award already, as well as three Golden Globes and two Screen Actors Guild awards. Aniston has won two Teen Choice awards. Jolie is younger, hotter, richer, more successful, and she took Pitt as easily as the Nazis took Paris. Saying this is a rivalry is like saying a hammer and a nail have a rivalry.
Forbes magazine has named Will Smith the most bankable star in Hollywood after an industry survey asking what actors can most easily attract financing, theatrical distribution, and an audience. Angelina Jolie tied for second on the list, and was one of only three women in the top 20. So don’t confuse this with the Top 20 People Who Beat Me Up In The Third Grade. That list only had two girls names on it.
