Angelina Jolie is on the cover of this months "Harpers Bazaar" (here for full size), and she's so impossibly good looking they might as well have shown her riding two dolphins like ski’s with her hands on her hips and winking at me naked, except for an American flag that she's wearing like a cape. That’s about the only way she could look any more perfect.
Star magazine hits the newsstands today with the headline, Angelina's Humiliating Betrayal, followed by an exclamation point, indicating excitement, so you know this is gonna be good.
Angie is livid over Brad's recent freewheeling behavior with the happily single costars and director of his latest movie, Inglourious Basterds. But what's really sending Angie over the edge is the blatant flirtation between him and his gorgeous leading lady, German actress Diane Kruger! "Angie loves Brad and wants to trust him, but she also knows that their own love blossomed while working on a movie together," an insider tells Star. "Now she's convinced that Diane has a crush on Brad, and she's scared something could happen."
Diane made sure Brad knew just how excited she was during (a cast dinner party in Berlin in September). "She kept putting her arm around Brad's neck to whisper something in his ear because it was so loud. He was clearly charmed by her, and Diane definitely looks smitten. She's thrilled to be around him again."
So I guess Brad has to choose between Angelina Jolie and Dianne Krueger. I feel for you, bro. In a related story, I crawled on the ground under my car because I dropped a chicken nugget. Oh, wait, I guess the two stories aren't that similar.
Angelina Jolie has been married twice already and has said she’d never get married again, but now it seems she’s at least open to the idea. At first I read this and got all excited but it turns out she meant with someone else. People magazine says…
Asked if she plans to make an honest man out of Brad Pitt, the actress hints that they may end up tying the knot – under pressure from the kids.
"Usually people fall in love and everything revolves around the ritual of marriage, children are an afterthought. We did everything backwards," says Jolie.
"But sooner or later it will be the kids who ask us [to get married]. You know, they see films and start asking questions. Such as, 'Why are Shrek and Fiona married and you're not?' "
I think a good answer to that question is because Shrek and Fionna are imaginary creatures who live in a fantasy world where husbands and wives don’t wanna fuckin kill themselves after 6 months. That way the kids can stay swept up in the magic of movies.
It takes forever in this interview with Angelina Jolie on the Today show this morning to promote "the Changeling", but at the end Angelina Jolie says she definitely has plans to adopt again. People freak out about this, say she has too many kids already, but what would you rather have if you were in a kid in some prehistoric nightmare of a country where dinosaurs still roam the earth and "ham" on a menu is just and abbreviation for "hamster". Would you rather be the 7th kid in the mansion or would you rather consult the wise lion every time it doesn’t rain, and then you have to walk through the wall of fire because the lions answer wasn't clear.
The Daily Mail and a few others have a look at the cover of W magazine, the mag with pictures of Angelina Jolie breastfeeding. I'm assuming the sexier ones are inside. I'll be pretty disappointed if I took all my clothes off for this.
(100 Tyler Dollars and much thanks to everyone who sent this in)
Do you see what I did there? I was all like, Angelina Breastfeeding Pictures, Question Mark. Does that mean there are Angelina Jolie breastfeeding pictures? And are they candid’s or professionally done? Let’s read the rest of the post together and find out!
It's true! Sources who've seen the photos confirm exclusively to Life & Style that Angelina Jolie really did pose for the cover story of W magazine while breast-feeding!
"Angelina posed for Brad [Pitt] in one of the photos while breast-feeding," the source reveals to Life & Style. "It's really beautiful and tastefully done."
"The photos are amazing," adds a second source.
Brad shot the photos in mid-August at Chateau Miraval, the family's home in the South of France. They're scheduled to appear in W's November issue, hitting newsstands on Oct. 21.
Oh good. So now I’m gonna get an erection while looking at pictures of a baby. Fantastic. That’s a good trail to go down. That’s a good association to have in my head. Babies = sexual arousal. Thanks Angelina. Back to the point at hand, I couldn’t find any pictures of her where she looked like she was breastfeeding, but here’s one where a horse licks her tits. So the W pics will probably look like that, except with less bestiality.
