ELIZA DUSHKU - posted this hot picture on twitter from the NBA Finals between the Lakers and Celtics. Her boyfriend Rick Fox is mostly famous for his time as a Laker but he was drafted by the Celtics. Going over to the other side is something Rick and Eliza have in common, it would seem. (twitter)
BRADLEY COOPER AND RENEE ZELLWEGER - might be getting married. Or they might not be. Life is funny like that. (wonderwall)
LINDSAY LOHAN - needs a new assistant because the last one just quit. Wait, she had an assistant? For what? I don’t mean to brag but a daily routine of sleeping until 4pm and then getting drunk at Marmount seems like something I could manage all by myself. (popeater)
twitter ………. facebook ………. emo alpaca
GARY COLEMANS - ex wife is doing everything she can to look as guilty as possible, including cremating his body and selling pictures she took of him while he died and after he died. She also got one of those full size rear window stickers that says “fuck tha police”. (tmz, tmz)
ANGELINA JOLIE - reportedly slept with Ethan Hawke while he was married to Uma Thurman. Why would Hawke sleep with a girl way way better looking with a perfect face and bigger tits? We may never know. (star)
MARISA MILLER - was at the Spike Guys Choice Award Saturday night, and long story short, I banged her. (wenn)
TWITTER ………. FACEBOOK ………. AWWW
Angelina Jolie is still in Venice to make a movie with Johnny Depp called ‘the Tourist’, and today she filmed some action scenes in the canals. Speaking of action scenes in various canals, her ass looks terrific. I wonder if she does anal? She’s insane cool, so I assume she does. Aw god I would annihilate that. There would be smoke coming out, if she stuck her ass in the air it would look like the steam engine on an old riverboat.
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Angelina Jolie is in Venice this week filming ‘The Tourist’ with Johnny Depp, and despite weekly reports for 4 years that they secretly hate each other, Brad Pitt is there too with all 6 of their kids. And yesterday Angelina and their daughter Vivienne (one of the twins who will be 2 in July) hung out on the balcony of their hotel being adorable. The only way these pictures could be any cuter is if Angelina was holding Vivienne and Vivienne was holding a puppy dressed in a tiger outfit and it was taking a nap with it’s tongue hanging out.
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MICHAEL J. FOX - will be given an honorary doctorate in Sweden because he’s raised $175M to find new drugs to treat Parkinsons. Preferably drugs that don’t need to be injected so he doesn’t bleed to death before he can even see if it works. (the AP)
ANGELINA JOLIE - had an affair with Mick Jagger in 1997, when she was 21 and he was 53. Then again in 2003. This is according to a new biography on Jolie called, “Things I Made Up To Sell More Books”. (daily mail)
KATE GOSSELIN - showed off her new look at a party last night in New York to promote her appearance on ‘Dancing With The Stars’. Meanwhile, 2 of her 8 kids have regressed back to a feral, or “wolf-like”, state after being left alone in the woods of Pennsylvania for this long. (huffington post)
LINDSAY LOHAN - is dating guys again, specifically UK DJ Gareth Geno. Has the troubled starlet finally found “the one”? Will this new romance kick-start her once promising career? Just so you know if you answered either one of those I fucking hate you. (mirror)
No not really. But because Angelina Jolie took Billy Bob Thornton from Laura Dern when they worked on ‘Pushing Tin’ and Brad Pitt from Jennifer Ani-chin when they made ‘Mr. And Mrs Smith’, and now she’s making ‘the Tourist’ with Johnny Depp, you can expect some version of this story for the next three months. And that it will hurt Liev Schreibers feelings. “Hey I’m married, why didn’t anyone think she was gonna sleep with me?”
Johnny Depp’s longtime gal pal has no intention of joining the trail of brokenhearted Hollywood ladies left crying to Oprah Winfrey after Angelina Jolie stole their men.
So when Vanessa Paradis found out (Depp) and Jolie were to shoot a passionate love scene in their new movie “The Tourist,” she ordered Depp to find another gig.
“He’s currently trying to [get out of the movie], but I don’t know if he’s succeeded. But he’s trying and they’re talking about replacing him with Brad Pitt or Leonardo DiCaprio.”
Jolie is too PR smart for this, and by all accounts Depp is a very good guy so this whole thing is dumb. And he definitely won’t make the first move. In real life he anguishes over every word. “Um, yes, uh hey Angelina. I was wondering, uh, if you would care to, um, join me in, you know, uh, sexual … inter-intercourse.”
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