Anna Kendrick Is An Enigma And Shit Around The Web

By Michael July 21, 2015 @ 12:00 PM


I find Anna Kendrick perplexing. I can’t tell if she’s hot or not. Sometimes I want to ride her like the Cyclone in Coney Island and other times I am repulsed by her man chin. One day I will get to the bottom of this mystery.

Judge for yourself. (Popoholic)

Draya Michele’s titties are my new muse. (Busted Coverage)

Sandra Carolina wets her t-shirt/shows off her tits. (Egotastic All-Stars)

It’s not just Charlotte McKinney’s tits we love, it’s also her legs. (TMZ)

Rachel Hilbert models lingerie because it’s her job. (Drunken Stepfather)

But let’s talk about Olivia Wilde’s nipples. (Hollywood Tuna)

Who says nerd girls aren’t fuckable? (The Chive)

Anna Kendrick Comes to Terms With Her Good Looks

By Matt July 16, 2014 @ 7:10 AM


Anna Kendrick does not want to be listed in the Most Beautiful lists many magazines release every year to purchase celebrity access from powerful publicists. Kendrick stated her aversion to the superficiality of beauty while on a paid modeling shoot just to remind everybody that paid gigs don’t count against principle.

“The thing is, my appearance – that’s never been my moneymaker. I’m fine being small. I’m fine being all the things I am.”

I think she means she’s fine being short and good looking. Very big of her. I’m fine with my massive cock. Though I do get nervous in those revolving entrance doors. Anna is the latest in the heralded line of Hollywood actresses who complain about being typecast as the pretty girl. God forbid you get paid a couple million per movie to have a nice smile. Robin Wright once gouged her face up with a sea urchin to be more like Brando. Charlize Theron had to give herself regurgitated hash face to be considered for an acting award. I guess being pretty really is some kind of curse. The kind you should really shut the fuck up about.

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These Two Should Just Do It Already

By Travis February 11, 2014 @ 11:00 AM

Anna Kendrick already sparked the horny imaginations of regular dorks everywhere when she described how Katy Perry finger fucked her cleavage at the Grammys, but now she’s backing up their potentially hot lesbian actress/singer affair with images. Anna tweeted a picture of her and Katy from last Friday’s Stand Up to Cancer event, and the future ex-Mrs. John Mayer was again feeling touchy around the Pitch Perfect star. Did Katy only tease Anna with a breast grab or was this photo snapped moments before she took a handful and ultimately charge of the situation, leading to a full-on evening of experimenting and scissoring in a hot tub for two? I don’t know, it’s not like I’ve even thought about it.

Anna Kendrick Was A Big Grammy Winner

By Travis January 27, 2014 @ 11:00 AM

Proving that a good personality can bump up a 6 up to at least an 8, actress Anna Kendrick was a presenter at the Grammys last night, and there’s a good chance that she pissed off some insecure pop singers by looking pretty great. More specifically, I bet Anna had Taylor Swift sharpening some knives when she getting a little closer to Jared Leto, because that looked like Taylor’s big score after the Golden Globes. Then again, Taylor and Jared could have already run their course and now that album is in post-production, so Anna could have just been risking HPV and not a full on pissed off white girl assault.

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