Anna Paquin Is One Angry Bisexual

By Lex May 21, 2013 @ 8:49 AM

Anna Paquin Gives The Finger While Holding Her Baby In Los Angeles
Of all the mostly gay Canadians I know, from K.D. Lang to Gordie Howe, none are quite as routinely angry as Anna Paquin. That bitter little Academy Award winning girl from The Piano really does tend to get a little agro as the kids say, and mostly they say it about Anna Paquin. Here she is flipping the bird to the camera man for trying to take pictures of her baby and rob it of its soul. Later on, she’ll flip the bird to her husband when he asks to switch her Tuesday Pussy Night to a Penis Night instead.

Photo Credit: Splash

the Emmys, as always, were a baffling mess

By brendon August 30, 2010 @ 1:10 PM


The Hollywood Reporter says the ratings for last nights Emmy Awards were just slightly higher than last year (a 10.0 in 2009, a 10.1 for 2010) which proves that people will watch anything because that show never makes any god damn sense. First of all, everyone always looks like hell. January Jones looked like a fishing lure, and Anna Paquin dressed up like Judge Dredd.

Then on top of that, the winners usually suck, highlighted last night by Jim Parsons winning Best Actor in a Comedy. What they’re saying is that the funniest person on TV this year was a guy on ‘the Big Bang Theory’, and that he was better in a comedy than Larry David or Alec Baldwin, or Adam Scott in ‘Party Down’ or Joel McHale in ‘Community’.

How does someone that simple minded even figure out how to vote? How many ballots were sent before they stopped eating them? It would be like an award for a suspense movie, and ‘the Usual Suspects’ losing to a home movie of someone playing ‘Got Your Nose’ with a toddler. “Where did it go?’, Emmy voters would cry out in disbelief!

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Stephen Moyer got married, and Anna Paquin was invited

By brendon August 23, 2010 @ 2:16 PM


‘True Blood’ co-stars Stephen Moyer, who is 40, and Anna Paquin, who is 28, got married over the weekend at a private residence in Malibu, and for his first act as husband, Moyer left her at the house to go screw around with his friends. This guy kicks ass. Way to set the tone early so there’s no confusion. For their first anniversary maybe Paquin can go on a date with Moyer and his girlfriend.

(image source = pacific coast news and splash news online)

anna paquin is deceptive

By brendon June 03, 2010 @ 4:03 PM


I don’t consider Anna Paquin attractive, but she looks okay naked, and the banner picture of her in a clingy shirt in the water off Hawaii is not bad. “How bad could it be”, I asked myself. The answer was, “AHHH-ewwgross, whatthefuck, whyyy”, though I may not be spelling that correctly.

anna paquin is bisexual

By brendon April 01, 2010 @ 12:39 PM


All girls are bisexual of course (the ones who say they’re not just don’t have any hot friends) but most don’t have the courage to admit it. That’s why you need to ply them with alcohol. But Anna Paquin has given in to desire and tasted her forbidden passion and she doesn’t care who knows it. E News says…

Well, we didn’t see this one coming.
Anna Paquin has made a surprise—and we’re guessing welcome—declaration of her sexuality.
“I’m bisexual,” the engaged True Blood star announces in a new PSA for the Give a Damn campaign, a project started by Cyndi Lauper’s True Colors Fund, fighting for gay, lesbian, bisexual and transgender equality.

I have a long list of people to complain about before I get to the gays, so whatever, although I’d rather see money go to the Matthew Shepard foundation than this one, because they’re the ones who told Perez to go fuck himself. I just wish this ad would have been sexier. They should have had Anna making out with Megan Fox. In the shower. Get em wet. Really wet. Wetter than Kim Kardashian at the Million Man March.

(more from the banner picture here)

Monday morning headlines

By brendon June 15, 2009 @ 5:43 AM


WEEKEND BOX OFFICEThe Hangover is the first movie of the summer to be number 1 two weeks in a row, adding 33m to its 105m total.  Up was second with 30m (187m total), and Pelham 1 2 3 opened in one two third with 25m.  Hopefully Zach Galifianakis will now be the huge star he deserves to be.  It would also be terrific if this somehow led to Kate Beckinsale letting me nail her in the ass.   (source = Variety)

BRAD PITT AND ANGELINA JOLIE – gave 1 million dollars to a children’s hospital in Pitts home state of Missouri.  The cancer center there will be renamed the Jane Pitt Pediatric Cancer Center, in honor of Brads mom.  And the psyche ward, specializing in obsession and paranoid delusion, will be renamed in honor of Brads ex-wife.  Zing!   (e! online)

ANNA PAQUIN – went topless on last nights episode of True Blood.  And this time I can prove it.  Not like all those times before, when I would lie about having topless pictures of Anna Paquin on True Blood to sound like a big shot. (full size NSFW version here,  slightly brighter uhq copy here)