The Russian Olympics Need More Russians in Lingerie

The Sochi games are second rate. The least a Winter Olympics country can do is provide snow, but somehow Russia bribed its way into a host city that is the single place in their massive nation that isn't super fucking frigid in February. The Olympics have essentially become a warm spring jubilee for blond people pretending not to be gay. It's like April at BYU. But don't count the Russkies out just yet. They stocked...

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