AnnaLynne McCord was the highlight of last nights premiere for the cheerleader movie "Fired Up".  I just hope all the jokes in the movie are as clear as the enormous "FU" on the poster.  I don’t like most Hollywood comedies because the jokes are too subtle.  This movie looks more like it.  That FU really gives me confidence.  I hope they have scenes like someone is on a dock and a boat is pulling away and there’s a bunch of rope on the deck and someone’s foot is near the rope.  I wonder what happens next?  I bet it’s surprising!

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"90210" and "Nip/Tuck" star AnnaLynne McCord hit up South Beach this weekend, and oddly enough I didn’t see any dudes with erections when I first opened these pictures.  Needless to say I promptly took care of that.  Although she does need to get implants, because I personally like really big tits, and everyone should do what I say.  Also tone down her hair.  I assume it's naturally like that but it looks like that blown-out 80's hair.  All that's missing is a Members Only jacket with the sleeves cut off and she could be in a Whitesnake video with that hair.  On the plus side, I dig that a hot girl in a bikini is throwing around a football painted with American pride.  I salute you, AnnaLynne.  At least parts of me do. 

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I only barely knew who AnnaLynne McCord was a week ago, so it was very wise of her to run around the set of Beverly Hills 90210 with her tits out, then strut around in a bikini and bend over a lot.  Very wise indeed.  Now I know exactly who she is.  Every move between us is like a well played game of chess.

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Normally when you see a picture of a famous girl losing her top, it's easy to imagine the whole scene took just a few seconds but since every instant of these peoples lives are photographed, that was more than enough time to get 8000 pictures.  But AnnaLynne McCord was sprinting around like a gazelle on the set for Beverly Hills 90210 yesterday, and I swear it looks like she went a quarter mile with her tits hanging out. Everyone seemed to notice but her.  This woman noticed.  This dude sure as hell noticed.  But please don’t think I’m being critical.  You won't see any Monday Morning Quarterbacking from me.  If hot young girls want to run around with their tits out, by all means go for it.

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There are different kinds of hot chicks.  There are curvy girls with big tits like Sofia Vergara.  Then there’s normal girls with big tits like Marissa Miler.  And then there’s really skinny chicks like Milla Jovovich or Annalynn McCord, the girl from Beverly Hills 90210 and Nip/Tuck.  So if you don’t have big tits, I need to be able to see your ribs.  Like a greyhound.  And you better wear basically nothing, all the time.  Like Annalynn did for some party at TI this weekend.  It was the fifth something or other.  Wow, number 5 already.  Seems like it was the fourth one for something or other just yesterday.  Time sure does fly when you don’t know what the fuck is going on.

picture source = pacific coast and splash