Anne Hathaway Makes Breast Cancer Event All About Her

By Jack October 31, 2013 @ 12:51 PM

Anne Hathaway won’t be winning any fans after her people sent a teen girl texting type email to the organizers of the breast cancer awareness event The Pink Party with her crazy demands. It seems that the diva doesn’t want anyone to talk, look at, interview, photograph, or generally breathe on her. You know, because an event to raise money to combat one of the biggest killer of women is all about Anne and ‘respecting her space’:

“PLEASE PLEASE

Do not take photos of ask for an autograph from anne hathaway. Her team is starting to getting really concerned today. Please make sure none of you or your guests approach her. I know in the past our hosts have mingled in the party, but each person is different and We are trying to respect her space.

No bloggers!!!!! Please!!!! cannot talk to her, nothing please. (forward team please help me!) Most of our celebs are happy to talk and share why cancer research is important to them so there will be other opportunities at the event.

I will truly need all of your help!!!

If you are sitting next to her in the front row, please make sure no one goes into to lounge :)”

Around the time she won the Oscar for screeching like a weasel in a meat grinder in Les Miserables, people had begun to get sick of Anne Hathaway. Her fake ass smile and false modesty are more grating than a marathon of The Princess Diaries. I know Anne will say that her reps were overreacting on their own accord. I know her reps will say, after a few cocktails, that Anne is a horrendous, demanding bitch who threatens to fire them all the time if they don’t write such idiotic letters. In the end, the winner will be the war against breast cancer. The truth about Anne Hathaway will be a minor casualty.

Anne Hathaway Apparently Started A Ska Band

By Travis July 11, 2013 @ 10:00 AM

Anne Hathaway went out for a stroll to see some friends in California yesterday. Well, at least I think it’s Anne. The person in these pictures also looks kind of like a guy I knew who worked at a Dunkin Donuts and played bass guitar in a Sublime tribute band. But the credits say that it’s Anne Hathaway, so I assume that she was locked inside of a Ross store for the past week and had to settle for what was on the racks, as all of her other clothes had been destroyed in a fire.

Either way, make sure to check out her acoustic No Doubt cover set at the Chili’s in Pico Rivera.

(Photo Credits: Cousart/JFXimages/WENN.com)

Last Night Was The Oscars, Here Are The Boobs That Showed Up

By Photo Boy February 25, 2013 @ 12:30 PM


Last night was The 85th Annual Academy Awards and I’m completely ashamed to say I watched the entire thing. To sum it up, Seth MacFarlane did surprisingly not shitty, Jennifer Lawrence fell down, the Best Director winner was bullshit, Ben Affleck got snubbed, then didn’t and George Clooney kept getting free scotch thrown at him for smiling every time someone joked he banged and/or will bang somebody like nine-year-old Quvenzhané Wallis (Actual Seth MacFarlane joke.) who already had to deal with Daniel Day Lewis demanding she thank him backstage. This shouldn’t fuck a kid up.

(Images of celebs who showed up to last night’s Oscars with varying degrees of cleavage or dumb-looking faces = Getty)

Scarlett Johansson tried out for Les Misérables

By brendon February 12, 2013 @ 4:08 PM

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Scarlett Johansson may be the toast of Broadway for her portrayal of Maggie in ‘Cat on a Hot Tin Roof’, but the only true acting is movie acting, where you’re given endless chances at saying two or three lines at a time under optimal circumstances then having everything edited together with computers later on.

It’s a reality Scarlett knows all too well, which is why she tells Broadway.com she’s still upset about losing a role in ‘Les Miserables’ to Anne Hathaway.

We’ve talked about you doing a musical at some point. Is it true that you auditioned to be Fantine in the Les Miz movie?
Yes, I did. I sang my little heart out.

Was it terrifying?
No, are you kidding? The jazz hands kid inside me was just over the moon! And I auditioned with laryngitis. I did everything I could to, like, not have laryngitis. And I think looking at the film now, there’s no possible way I ever could have topped that performance [by Anne Hathaway]. It was perfect and I think fateful and meant to be. But, yes, the audition itself brought back so many memories of auditioning for Les Miz for the young Cosette, and it was fun for me to revisit that.

It really is interesting to imagine Scarlett in the role instead of Hathaway, who was nominated for an Academy Award. It would have totally changed the way I described the movie while saying I won’t see it.

Anne Hathaway is dark and brooding

By brendon January 09, 2013 @ 3:01 PM

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Anne Hathaway was one of the many big stars in New York last night for the 2013 National Board of Review Awards, and after that she went over to the organic coffee house to read some of her goth poetry.

(image source = getty, wenn, splash)

Anne Hathaway is “devastated” over those other pictures

By brendon December 12, 2012 @ 11:42 AM

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If there’s one thing the internet is good at, it’s showing you vaginas you’d never see otherwise; such was the case yesterday with Anne Hathaway. Suffice to say Anne was upset about this while talking to a writer from Vanity Fair at a luncheon at the Four Seasons in New York yesterday:

“I was getting out of the car and my dress was so tight that I didn’t realize it until I saw all the photographers’ flashes.
It was devastating. They saw everything. I might as well have lifted up my skirt for them.”

You might think so but it’s really not. Lifting up your skirt is much better. Otherwise I have to maybe move the picture to some weird angle or zoom in or adjust the lighting or who knows what, and I can’t be sitting here all day trying to see a strangers vagina. Try to think of someone other than yourself for once, Anne Hathaway.

(source = daily news, image source of hathaway at the museum of moving images salute to hugh jackman in nyc last night = getty)