Scarlett Johansson tried out for Les Misérables

By brendon February 12, 2013 @ 4:08 PM

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Scarlett Johansson may be the toast of Broadway for her portrayal of Maggie in ‘Cat on a Hot Tin Roof’, but the only true acting is movie acting, where you’re given endless chances at saying two or three lines at a time under optimal circumstances then having everything edited together with computers later on.

It’s a reality Scarlett knows all too well, which is why she tells Broadway.com she’s still upset about losing a role in ‘Les Miserables’ to Anne Hathaway.

We’ve talked about you doing a musical at some point. Is it true that you auditioned to be Fantine in the Les Miz movie?
Yes, I did. I sang my little heart out.

Was it terrifying?
No, are you kidding? The jazz hands kid inside me was just over the moon! And I auditioned with laryngitis. I did everything I could to, like, not have laryngitis. And I think looking at the film now, there’s no possible way I ever could have topped that performance [by Anne Hathaway]. It was perfect and I think fateful and meant to be. But, yes, the audition itself brought back so many memories of auditioning for Les Miz for the young Cosette, and it was fun for me to revisit that.

It really is interesting to imagine Scarlett in the role instead of Hathaway, who was nominated for an Academy Award. It would have totally changed the way I described the movie while saying I won’t see it.

Anne Hathaway is dark and brooding

By brendon January 09, 2013 @ 3:01 PM

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Anne Hathaway was one of the many big stars in New York last night for the 2013 National Board of Review Awards, and after that she went over to the organic coffee house to read some of her goth poetry.

(image source = getty, wenn, splash)

Anne Hathaway is “devastated” over those other pictures

By brendon December 12, 2012 @ 11:42 AM

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If there’s one thing the internet is good at, it’s showing you vaginas you’d never see otherwise; such was the case yesterday with Anne Hathaway. Suffice to say Anne was upset about this while talking to a writer from Vanity Fair at a luncheon at the Four Seasons in New York yesterday:

“I was getting out of the car and my dress was so tight that I didn’t realize it until I saw all the photographers’ flashes.
It was devastating. They saw everything. I might as well have lifted up my skirt for them.”

You might think so but it’s really not. Lifting up your skirt is much better. Otherwise I have to maybe move the picture to some weird angle or zoom in or adjust the lighting or who knows what, and I can’t be sitting here all day trying to see a strangers vagina. Try to think of someone other than yourself for once, Anne Hathaway.

(source = daily news, image source of hathaway at the museum of moving images salute to hugh jackman in nyc last night = getty)

its Anne Hathaway, her vagina at the Les Mis premiere

By brendon December 11, 2012 @ 4:19 PM

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I don’t know if that SUV was that high on purpose, but if I was a producer and there was some famous hot girl in my movie, everyone would arrive at the premiere by monster truck or zip line.

(images of hathaway at mondays premiere of ‘les miserables’ in nyc = splash, getty)

Anne Hathaway got married

By brendon October 01, 2012 @ 12:28 PM

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For months leading up to Kim Kardashians wedding, we heard every detail, and all her endorsement deals were right out in the open, but Anne Hathaway snuck off to Big Sur this weekend to marry Adam Shulman, her boyfriend for the past 4 years, and it was a total surprise.

She didn’t even auction off pictures of her dress to the highest bidder, she walked around right out in the open. I don’t see how she’s even gonna make a dime off this wedding. Personally, I think this sicko has some ulterior motive to getting married. I don’t what it is yet, but it’s all very suspicious.

(source = people. image source = fame/flynet)

Anne Hathaway is “an insufferable snob”

By brendon August 13, 2012 @ 3:51 PM

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Anne Hathaway certainly appears to be a nice person, but she’s also very attractive, and the fact is that most attractive women are black hearted monsters. Sometimes they’re even a demon that has taken the form of a human woman in order to steal a mans semen and father a hybrid child that can cross between worlds.

Luckily Joseph Gordon-Levitt saw right through Hathaways little act when they worked together on ‘the Dark Knight Rises’.

Joseph says she’s always acted like an insufferable snob.
“He thinks she’s a good actress, he just doesn’t understand her ego.”

To be fair, not all women are snobs or demons like Hathaway. Sometimes they’re Decepticons waiting for the right moment to kill you like in Transformers 2. Other times a witch will use a potion to make you think a really big snake is actually a woman.

(source = star. image source = wenn)