For months leading up to Kim Kardashians wedding, we heard every detail, and all her endorsement deals were right out in the open, but Anne Hathaway snuck off to Big Sur this weekend to marry Adam Shulman, her boyfriend for the past 4 years, and it was a total surprise.
She didn’t even auction off pictures of her dress to the highest bidder, she walked around right out in the open. I don’t see how she’s even gonna make a dime off this wedding. Personally, I think this sicko has some ulterior motive to getting married. I don’t what it is yet, but it’s all very suspicious.
Anne Hathaway certainly appears to be a nice person, but she’s also very attractive, and the fact is that most attractive women are black hearted monsters. Sometimes they’re even a demon that has taken the form of a human woman in order to steal a mans semen and father a hybrid child that can cross between worlds.
Luckily Joseph Gordon-Levitt saw right through Hathaways little act when they worked together on ‘the Dark Knight Rises’.
Joseph says she’s always acted like an insufferable snob.
“He thinks she’s a good actress, he just doesn’t understand her ego.”
To be fair, not all women are snobs or demons like Hathaway. Sometimes they’re Decepticons waiting for the right moment to kill you like in Transformers 2. Other times a witch will use a potion to make you think a really big snake is actually a woman.
Anne Hathaway wore this little black bikini to the beach in Miami earlier today, in fact she’s probably still there as I write this, so hopefully some better pictures will show up soon. Because these aren’t that great. The haircut is especially upsetting. People are gonna think her boyfriend is gay.
UPDATE – now with 9 more pictures, so good news if you ever wanted to see Anne in a dumb panama hat like a female Tom Wolfe.
The final trailer for ‘The Dark Knight Rises’ will premier in front of ‘The Avengers’ on Friday, but Warner Bros. put it on youtube last night (you can also watch it in 1080 on a Warner Bros. link here, or I put the 1080 version on mediafire and rapidshare which you can download here or here) and it shows a lot. Maybe even more than you want to know.
POSSIBLE HEAVY SPOILERS UNDER THE CUT. OR ME JUST BLINDLY GUESSING. ONE OF THOSE TWO:
The first thing Anne Hathaway did after cutting her hair real short was go to a club in London called ‘The Box’. It was the two least satisfying ways possible for her to make people wonder if she’s a lesbian now.