Anne Hathaway is “an insufferable snob”

By brendon August 13, 2012 @ 3:51 PM


Anne Hathaway certainly appears to be a nice person, but she’s also very attractive, and the fact is that most attractive women are black hearted monsters. Sometimes they’re even a demon that has taken the form of a human woman in order to steal a mans semen and father a hybrid child that can cross between worlds.

Luckily Joseph Gordon-Levitt saw right through Hathaways little act when they worked together on ‘the Dark Knight Rises’.

Joseph says she’s always acted like an insufferable snob.
“He thinks she’s a good actress, he just doesn’t understand her ego.”

To be fair, not all women are snobs or demons like Hathaway. Sometimes they’re Decepticons waiting for the right moment to kill you like in Transformers 2. Other times a witch will use a potion to make you think a really big snake is actually a woman.

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Anne Hathaway is in a bikini, odd looking (update!)

By brendon May 11, 2012 @ 4:24 PM


Anne Hathaway wore this little black bikini to the beach in Miami earlier today, in fact she’s probably still there as I write this, so hopefully some better pictures will show up soon. Because these aren’t that great. The haircut is especially upsetting. People are gonna think her boyfriend is gay.

UPDATE – now with 9 more pictures, so good news if you ever wanted to see Anne in a dumb panama hat like a female Tom Wolfe.

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its the third and final ‘Dark Knight Rises’ trailer

By brendon May 01, 2012 @ 12:35 PM

The final trailer for ‘The Dark Knight Rises’ will premier in front of ‘The Avengers’ on Friday, but Warner Bros. put it on youtube last night (you can also watch it in 1080 on a Warner Bros. link here, or I put the 1080 version on mediafire and rapidshare which you can download here or here) and it shows a lot. Maybe even more than you want to know.


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new ‘Dark Knight Rises’ pictures of Catwoman, others

By brendon April 11, 2012 @ 6:53 PM


Theinternetisgoing apeshit today with the release of a new promo picture of Anne Hathaway and Anne Hathaways ass in her full Catwoman outfit from the ‘Dark Knight Rises’.

“Oh, please, don’t anyone mind me, I’m just the star of the god damn movie,” said Batman, who also had a new promo picture released. “You guys need to grow the hell up,” Bane added.

Anne Hathaway cut all her hair off

By brendon April 09, 2012 @ 5:18 PM


The first thing Anne Hathaway did after cutting her hair real short was go to a club in London called ‘The Box’. It was the two least satisfying ways possible for her to make people wonder if she’s a lesbian now.

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Anne Hathaway is engaged to… someone.

By brendon November 28, 2011 @ 2:16 PM


Ever heard of Adam Shulman? The actor? Yeah me neither, but he’s been dating Anne Hathaway for 3 years apparently and now they’re engaged. says…

Low-key Shulman was initially Hathaway’s rebound romance after the messy end of her four-year romance with Raffaello Follieri in mid-2008.
“We hit it off immediately, but it took us a pretty long time to get together,” Hathaway has said. After they realized they were both single, the actress reveals that “things sped up a bit.”
“So far, it’s worked out great,” she said, adding that Shulman was far more “mellow” than her previous romances.

Yes, “mellow”. That’s one way to put it. “The worlds dullest and most forgettable human being” would be another. I just looked at 50 pictures of this guy and I couldn’t describe a single thing about him. I’m pretty sure I can have him declared legally dead just by pictures of them on their dates.