Anne Hathaway cut all her hair off

By brendon April 09, 2012 @ 5:18 PM

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The first thing Anne Hathaway did after cutting her hair real short was go to a club in London called ‘The Box’. It was the two least satisfying ways possible for her to make people wonder if she’s a lesbian now.

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Anne Hathaway is engaged to… someone.

By brendon November 28, 2011 @ 2:16 PM

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Ever heard of Adam Shulman? The actor? Yeah me neither, but he’s been dating Anne Hathaway for 3 years apparently and now they’re engaged. Us.com says…

Low-key Shulman was initially Hathaway’s rebound romance after the messy end of her four-year romance with Raffaello Follieri in mid-2008.
“We hit it off immediately, but it took us a pretty long time to get together,” Hathaway has said. After they realized they were both single, the actress reveals that “things sped up a bit.”
“So far, it’s worked out great,” she said, adding that Shulman was far more “mellow” than her previous romances.

Yes, “mellow”. That’s one way to put it. “The worlds dullest and most forgettable human being” would be another. I just looked at 50 pictures of this guy and I couldn’t describe a single thing about him. I’m pretty sure I can have him declared legally dead just by pictures of them on their dates.

Anne Hathaway occupied Wall Street

By brendon November 18, 2011 @ 11:19 AM

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A girl with the twitter name Elana_Brooklyn posted this picture of Anne Hathaway at yesterdays Occupy Wall Street rally holding a sign that said, “Blackboards Not Bullets”. Because apparently Anne thinks those are the two choices, and that Wall Street is in charge of that.

Anne Hathaway could use some make up

By brendon October 27, 2011 @ 5:31 PM

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It’s nice to see a big Hollywood star who is modest, but only up to a certain point. Anne Hathaway is way past that point. She needs to turn the hell around, do her hair and put on some slutty pants. This is bullshit. If there was a Santa at the mall and he stood up and took his beard and fat suit off in front of all the kids you’d be outraged right? Well this is like that, except way worse because it involves my erotic fantasies and kids are dumb anyway.

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Catwoman is now more literal

By brendon September 26, 2011 @ 12:50 PM

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‘The Dark Knight Rises’ filmed some more scenes out in public this weekend, including some with Anne Hathaway in her full Catwoman outfit, complete with little kitty ears. So part of Christopher Nolans “realistic” Batman world now includes villains who but their outfit at Hot Topic.

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Anne Hathaway thinks shes dated gay guys

By brendon August 23, 2011 @ 5:18 PM

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Anne Hathaway sat down with Chelsea Handler to do an interview for, um, Interview, and it didn’t take long before the easily relaxed Hathaway was ratting out her ex boyfriends for being secretly gay.

HATHAWAY:“… the other thing I want to say about Jersey is they need to get on the New York bandwagon and legalize gay marriage.”
HANDLER: “Yeah. That would be a good idea for any state.”
HATHAWAY: “But I think everybody should do that. It’s not a specifically Jersey thing.”
HANDLER: “Well, your brother is gay, right?”
HATHAWAY: “My older brother is gay.”
HANDLER: “We talked about that last time you were on the show. I’m convinced that my older brother is gay, too, although he has yet to come out of the closet.”
HATHAWAY: “He doesn’t admit it?”
HANDLER: “He doesn’t admit it. I keep telling him he’s gay, but he keeps pretending that he’s not.”
HATHAWAY: “I’m convinced that a few guys I’ve dated are gay, and they won’t admit it. I think we’ve all done that.”

Wait, what? I don’t think that’s true. I don’t think all girls have done that. But then most girls haven’t dated Jake Gyllenhaal like Anne was rumored to have done while they were filming ‘Love and Other Drugs’ in 2009. That rumor was probably not true, but if it were it would explain why Anne feels this way. A recent survey revealed that 100 percent of girls who have dated Jake Gyllenhaal think they have ex who was secretly gay, and 100 percent of his boyfriends wish he would stop this charade that isn’t fooling anyone.

(image source of anne looking mostly awful at the european premiere of ‘one day’ about an hour ago in london = getty)