By brendon October 27, 2011 @ 5:31 PM
It’s nice to see a big Hollywood star who is modest, but only up to a certain point. Anne Hathaway is way past that point. She needs to turn the hell around, do her hair and put on some slutty pants. This is bullshit. If there was a Santa at the mall and he stood up and took his beard and fat suit off in front of all the kids you’d be outraged right? Well this is like that, except way worse because it involves my erotic fantasies and kids are dumb anyway.
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By brendon September 26, 2011 @ 12:50 PM
‘The Dark Knight Rises’ filmed some more scenes out in public this weekend, including some with Anne Hathaway in her full Catwoman outfit, complete with little kitty ears. So part of Christopher Nolans “realistic” Batman world now includes villains who but their outfit at Hot Topic.
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By brendon August 23, 2011 @ 5:18 PM
Anne Hathaway sat down with Chelsea Handler to do an interview for, um, Interview, and it didn’t take long before the easily relaxed Hathaway was ratting out her ex boyfriends for being secretly gay.
HATHAWAY:“… the other thing I want to say about Jersey is they need to get on the New York bandwagon and legalize gay marriage.”
HANDLER: “Yeah. That would be a good idea for any state.”
HATHAWAY: “But I think everybody should do that. It’s not a specifically Jersey thing.”
HANDLER: “Well, your brother is gay, right?”
HATHAWAY: “My older brother is gay.”
HANDLER: “We talked about that last time you were on the show. I’m convinced that my older brother is gay, too, although he has yet to come out of the closet.”
HATHAWAY: “He doesn’t admit it?”
HANDLER: “He doesn’t admit it. I keep telling him he’s gay, but he keeps pretending that he’s not.”
HATHAWAY: “I’m convinced that a few guys I’ve dated are gay, and they won’t admit it. I think we’ve all done that.”
Wait, what? I don’t think that’s true. I don’t think all girls have done that. But then most girls haven’t dated Jake Gyllenhaal like Anne was rumored to have done while they were filming ‘Love and Other Drugs’ in 2009. That rumor was probably not true, but if it were it would explain why Anne feels this way. A recent survey revealed that 100 percent of girls who have dated Jake Gyllenhaal think they have ex who was secretly gay, and 100 percent of his boyfriends wish he would stop this charade that isn’t fooling anyone.
(image source of anne looking mostly awful at the european premiere of ‘one day’ about an hour ago in london = getty)
By brendon August 05, 2011 @ 12:26 PM
Christopher Nolan has tried to make his Batman moves seem grounded in reality, so you’ll never see a bad guy say “ICE to see you” and then spray you with ice and Batman doesn’t carry shark repellent on his belt. But I guess that get’s tiring and so when it came time for Catwoman he just said fuck it. “Cats love chasing those laser pointer lights, let’s just give her some glasses with those.”
(giant full size picture here. below are the pics of her on set yesterday in Pittsburgh.)
By brendon March 01, 2011 @ 2:19 PM
It didn’t work out, but Anne Hathaway at least tried to be good at hosting the Academy Awards on Sunday night, she at least failed with enthusiasm, which is more than can be said for James Franco.
Franco told Vanity Fair that he didn’t care if he turned out to be a bad host, if it was “the worst Oscars show ever,” then proved it by rocking back and forth and mumbling for 4 hours. He even skipped his own after party and instead went directly to the airport and flew to New York (much to the surprise of people like Seth Rogen and Kevin Spacey).
Suffice to say that Anne saw this coming.
A source tells Us Weekly that Anne Hathaway, 28, and James Franco grew to “hate each other” as they rehearsed to host the Oscars.
“She had to provide all the energy — he was just phoning it in,” says a second insider.
“James seemed in his own little world,” during the Oscar telecast, says another source. “Producers were pissed.”
Anne is the one who really should be pissed. She should have taken his dick and slammed it in a book after the first commercial break, or put some cigarettes out on it to wake that stoner up.
By brendon February 28, 2011 @ 7:39 AM
The 2011 Academy Awards were last night, and the big winner was The Kings Speech, the inspiring story of king who sits in his castle and eventually gives a speech on the radio without fucking it up.
The big loser was True Grit, which not only went 0 for 10, but had it’s ending broadcast on the air when Oscar producers needed 5 seconds of footage for an editing award and decided to show the part where the bad guy dies and the surprise person responsible for it.
Another big loser was Kirk Douglas, who terrified the shit out of everyone and then wouldn’t leave. Child birth videos are more comfortable to watch than that was, and probably have better jokes.
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