As Rosie O’Donnell can attest, Donald Trump is not afraid to eviscerate people in the press.  Even if you don't know him, that won't spare you from attacking you if he thinks you've earned it.  And apparently he thinks Anne Hathaway has earned it.  MSNBC says…

The “Apprentice” head honcho has raised a critical eyebrow at “Get Smart’s” Anne Hathaway for dumping her boyfriend, and Trump Tower resident, Raffaello Follieri, days before he was arrested and charged with fraud.
“She hasn’t remained very loyal to him, has she?” Trump told “Access Hollywood’s” Billy Bush. “So when he had plenty of money, she liked him, but then after that, not as good, right?”

It’s no wonder that Trump would be a little sensitive to this.  He hasn’t been nailing hot ass all these years because he’s so handsome.  The fucker is rich.  If he were poor he wouldn't be having sex with famous models.  And don’t even bother making a sex robot that looks like a famous model.  All that did was shock my penis.



Anne Hathaway's shady ex-boyfriend Raffaello Follieri has been arrested twice in the past 6 months, once for bouncing a $215,000 check and another time for pretending to be a representative of the Vatican and duping investors out of millions.  Just last week he was investigated again by they New York State Attorney General's Office for undisclosed reasons.  So how did the feds learn so much about him?  The New York Daily News says…

A pal of jailed wheeler-dealer Raffaello Follieri suspects Hathaway spoke with the FBI shortly before they arrested him for an alleged $6 million con job.
"It makes sense," the friend said. "She's referred to as his former girlfriend in the indictment even though her spokesman never confirmed they broke up."
Hathaway, who is not identified by name in the criminal complaint, split with Follieri shortly before his arrest last week. He is charged with posing as an agent of the Vatican to fleece investors out of millions.
"I think that in return for her cooperation, the feds held off on arresting Follieri until she was out of the country," the friend said.

They must do seaweed wraps at the police station because girls love talking to the GD cops.  They drag the police into everything.  Not saying this dude didn’t deserve it, just that’s its unsurprising if Anne turned him in.   Girls will call the cops if they see a bug or because Kelly is such a bitch, whereas a guy could accidentally parachute into an alligator farm and his first call would be to his friend to call him a fag.

Anne Hathaway dumped her pretend boyfriend Raffaello Follieri last week, but not because she’s gay as rumored, but because he’d been arrested twice and his constant legal troubles were smearing her good name.  Oh hey guess what happened today?

Manhattan prosecutors say an Italian businessman who has been romantically linked to movie star Anne Hathaway has been arrested on wire fraud conspiracy and money laundering charges.
Raffaello Follieri is due in Manhattan federal court on Tuesday.
He is accused of falsely telling an investor that he had been appointed as the chief financial officer of the Vatican.
Authorities say he claimed that, as a result of that connection, he and others could obtain properties of the Catholic church in the United States at a substantial discount to fair market value.

Well no shit this dude is a fraud. "Raffaello Follieri"?  There’s no way that’s a real name.  It’s too Italian.  It’s the name you would give someone in a skit if you were making fun of Italians, right beside a black guy named Bochevious Midnight and a gay named Dick Sucker.  This mother fucker is from Iowa City I bet, and he learned Italian sounding English from watching old spaghetti sauce commercials.  But actors are idiots and Anne is an actor so there you go.  She came over and he wore a speedo with some gold chains and threw pizza dough in the air, and said, “why you no eata you pasta?  You beautiful girl but you skin and bones, YOU BREAKA MY MAMAS HEART!”  After that she was hooked.

(more pictures from the banner of their lost love here)



After almost 4 years together, Anne Hathaway has dumped her shady Italian boyfriend Raffaello Follieri.  She hasn’t said why she left him but the fact that he was arrested in April for bouncing a $215,000 check and investigated by they New York State Attorney General's Office last week for undisclosed reasons probably did anything but help.  The Daily Mail says…

A source said: 'It's heartbreaking for her to dump him, and she's devastated that it's come to this, but she really didn't have a choice. His scandals were hurting her reputation.'
Despite their split, it remains to be seen if the separation is permanent.
Follieri often visited Hathaway on the Boston set of her upcoming movie Bride Wars, but they were regularly spotted arguing by crew members.
A friend said: 'They fought so much while Anne was making the movie, she genuinely started to wonder if the relationship was worth all the pain.'

They go on to say he was using what little fame he had to meet models so he could have sex with them.  It's not clear if his plan worked.  Just between us, if you can get the models onto your boat and then drug them, that works pretty good too.

Anne Hathaway and I agree: chicks with big boobs should give guys blowjobs on yachts.  It's just the right thing to do.  It's the perfect way to relax - at work, play, or on the go!  So stop being so stuck up, all you other hot chicks with big boobs.  I really don't think it's too much to ask that you blow guys in public so the rest of us can watch.

UPDATE - um, well, not really updated, just HQs of the only three that matter here and here and here.