Anne Hathaway thinks shes dated gay guys

By brendon August 23, 2011 @ 5:18 PM

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Anne Hathaway sat down with Chelsea Handler to do an interview for, um, Interview, and it didn’t take long before the easily relaxed Hathaway was ratting out her ex boyfriends for being secretly gay.

HATHAWAY:“… the other thing I want to say about Jersey is they need to get on the New York bandwagon and legalize gay marriage.”
HANDLER: “Yeah. That would be a good idea for any state.”
HATHAWAY: “But I think everybody should do that. It’s not a specifically Jersey thing.”
HANDLER: “Well, your brother is gay, right?”
HATHAWAY: “My older brother is gay.”
HANDLER: “We talked about that last time you were on the show. I’m convinced that my older brother is gay, too, although he has yet to come out of the closet.”
HATHAWAY: “He doesn’t admit it?”
HANDLER: “He doesn’t admit it. I keep telling him he’s gay, but he keeps pretending that he’s not.”
HATHAWAY: “I’m convinced that a few guys I’ve dated are gay, and they won’t admit it. I think we’ve all done that.”

Wait, what? I don’t think that’s true. I don’t think all girls have done that. But then most girls haven’t dated Jake Gyllenhaal like Anne was rumored to have done while they were filming ‘Love and Other Drugs’ in 2009. That rumor was probably not true, but if it were it would explain why Anne feels this way. A recent survey revealed that 100 percent of girls who have dated Jake Gyllenhaal think they have ex who was secretly gay, and 100 percent of his boyfriends wish he would stop this charade that isn’t fooling anyone.

(image source of anne looking mostly awful at the european premiere of ‘one day’ about an hour ago in london = getty)

its Anne Hathaway as Catwoman

By brendon August 05, 2011 @ 12:26 PM

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Christopher Nolan has tried to make his Batman moves seem grounded in reality, so you’ll never see a bad guy say “ICE to see you” and then spray you with ice and Batman doesn’t carry shark repellent on his belt. But I guess that get’s tiring and so when it came time for Catwoman he just said fuck it. “Cats love chasing those laser pointer lights, let’s just give her some glasses with those.”

(giant full size picture here. below are the pics of her on set yesterday in Pittsburgh.)

Anne Hathaway and James Franco hate each other

By brendon March 01, 2011 @ 2:19 PM

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It didn’t work out, but Anne Hathaway at least tried to be good at hosting the Academy Awards on Sunday night, she at least failed with enthusiasm, which is more than can be said for James Franco.

Franco told Vanity Fair that he didn’t care if he turned out to be a bad host, if it was “the worst Oscars show ever,” then proved it by rocking back and forth and mumbling for 4 hours. He even skipped his own after party and instead went directly to the airport and flew to New York (much to the surprise of people like Seth Rogen and Kevin Spacey).

Suffice to say that Anne saw this coming.

A source tells Us Weekly that Anne Hathaway, 28, and James Franco grew to “hate each other” as they rehearsed to host the Oscars.
“She had to provide all the energy — he was just phoning it in,” says a second insider.
“James seemed in his own little world,” during the Oscar telecast, says another source. “Producers were pissed.”

Anne is the one who really should be pissed. She should have taken his dick and slammed it in a book after the first commercial break, or put some cigarettes out on it to wake that stoner up.

probably the worst Academy Award telecast ever

By brendon February 28, 2011 @ 7:39 AM

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The 2011 Academy Awards were last night, and the big winner was The Kings Speech, the inspiring story of king who sits in his castle and eventually gives a speech on the radio without fucking it up.

The big loser was True Grit, which not only went 0 for 10, but had it’s ending broadcast on the air when Oscar producers needed 5 seconds of footage for an editing award and decided to show the part where the bad guy dies and the surprise person responsible for it.

Another big loser was Kirk Douglas, who terrified the shit out of everyone and then wouldn’t leave. Child birth videos are more comfortable to watch than that was, and probably have better jokes.

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wtf? Anne Hathaway is the new Catwoman

By brendon January 19, 2011 @ 4:01 PM

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Last week it was mentioned on here that Keira Knightley, Anne Hathaway and Jessica Biel were all reading for parts in the third Batman movie from Christopher Nolan, but no one was suggesting it was to play Catwoman, so suffice to say this is sort of a shock. Especially if you’re a nerd who is easily shocked.

Warner Bros. Pictures announced today that Anne Hathaway has been cast as Selina Kyle in Christopher Nolan’s “The Dark Knight Rises.” She will be starring alongside Christian Bale, who returns in the title role of Bruce Wayne/Batman.
Christopher Nolan stated, “I am thrilled to have the opportunity to work with Anne Hathaway, who will be a fantastic addition to our ensemble as we complete our story.”
In addition, Tom Hardy has been set to play Bane. Nolan said, “I am delighted to be working with Tom again and excited to watch him bring to life our new interpretation of one of Batman’s most formidable enemies.”

To be honest, that last part is even more surprising. If you dont know, Bane was sentenced to prison while still a boy, then experimented on with secret drugs that made him a super strong genius. Then some stuff happened, then some other stuff happened, then he found out Batmans true identity, went to his house and broke his back.

He essentially kills Batman.

What in hell? Is Nolan gonna kill Batman? That’s not rhetorical, answer me. Yes, you, answer the fucking question! (I can see you though your webcam, btw)

Thurdsay morning headlines

By brendon January 13, 2011 @ 11:14 AM

EXCLUSIVE: Amy Winehouse Relaxing By The Pool In Rio

LADY GAGA – will make 100 million dollars in 2011, adding to the 60 million she made in 2010. And she would have made even more except that her music is horrible. (popeater)

KEIRA KNIGHTLEY – has broken up with Rupert Friend, her boyfriend for the past 5 years, but the really awesome part is the Suns headline, “Keiras Not Getting it Knightley”. Also note that the source of the story is her dad. So they talk about Keira getting cum on at least once every 24 hours, in huge font, then quote her dad who seems sad because his little girl won’t have some guys dick punching the back of her throat tonight. I dare you to find something better than London newspapers. (the sun)

BATMAN 3 – will likely have Keira Knightley, Anne Hathaway or Jessica Biel as the female lead. It’s good to finally see white girls catch a break in Hollywood. (nydn)

AMY WINEHOUSE – is in Rio this week, and the Daily Mail says she has some strange bruises on her thigh. Strange in the sense that she’s obviously a god damn zombie and they’re not supposed to have blood flow. (daily mail)