Anne Hathaway and James Franco are hosting the Oscars

By brendon November 29, 2010 @ 3:29 PM

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It’s weird that at one point Anne Hathaway was considered a not-as-good version of Lindsay Lohan. Now Lindsay is such a cartoony punchline she should change her name because “Lindsay Lohan” is like “garbage men” or “Blackwater”. It conjures up a negative image that she’ll never escape.

Anyway, Hathaway and James Franco are hosting the Academy Awards this year, which is a little weird since they’ll both almost definitely be nominated for Outstanding Actor and Actress. Show producers Bruce Cohen and Don Mischer told Deadline…

James Franco and Anne Hathaway personify the next generation of Hollywood icons— fresh, exciting and multi-talented. We hope to create an Oscar broadcast that will both showcase their incredible talents and entertain the world on February 27. We are completely thrilled that James and Anne will be joining forces with our brilliant creative team to do just that.” 

Yes indeed. Woe be to you if you thought Franco couldn’t wear a tuxedo, stand upright and read a teleprompter. Talk about multi-talented! You could put the teleprompter in front of him, or to the right, even to the left, he don’t care, he’ll read those fuckers all night long baby! Blue font, green font, even the white, there’s no limit to his gifts. I think he might secretly be Superman.

Anne Hathaway has no problem with nude scenes

By brendon October 18, 2010 @ 5:51 PM

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Anne Hathaway has had two pretty famous nude scenes (‘Brokeback Mountain’ and ‘Havoc’), and since girls don’t generally stop being awesome overnight, she says she’ll keep doing them, and even has some in her new movie, ‘Love and Other Drugs’. People says…

“These are people who have no trouble taking their clothes off – in a way their bodies are their currency,” the actress, 27, says of her nude scenes with Jake Gyllenhaal. “But they’re terrified of exposing their vulnerability – of becoming emotionally naked.”

To be honest I have no idea WTF that has to do with anything, because, just like in real life, the hot girl started talking and I sort of drifted off while biding my time until I could see her tits. Unlike in real life however, here on the internet, it’s gonna work! Today I’m the big winner!

(NSFW WARNING – from this point on, it’s nothing but rampant nudity, starring Anne Hathaway)

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Anne Hathaway got a really short haircut

By brendon August 31, 2010 @ 5:22 PM

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Anne Hathaway is in Paris this week filming a romantic comedy called “One Day”. As in, “One Day, I went to the pet groomer and got a haircut and they chopped it all off and it was a terrible idea because no girl ever looks better with short hair. Some girls look ok but every girl on earth looks way better with long hair. Now, with my featureless pale skin and androgynous hair, I look like a CPR mannequin. This is gonna be a horrible movie.”

(source = pacific coast)

finally

By brendon February 11, 2010 @ 2:58 PM

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Anne Hathaway is in this months GQ, and lo-res copies of a few of the pictures were around last week, but now, finally, some high quality versions of all the pics have made their way online. This must be a welcome relief to Anne, who can take comfort in the fact that her fans can now lean back and get comfortable, then masturbate with unsurpassed clarity.

It’s all lies

By brendon May 22, 2009 @ 5:37 AM

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Sometimes paparazzi pictures are taken from really far away, and so the pictures are real grainy or blurry. I bet the people responsible for tricking the public into thinking that girls in Hollywood actually look like they do in movies wishes this was one of those times.

(who: Anne Hathaway.  where: NYC.  when: 5.21.09.  source: pacific coast)

anne hathaway at the academy awards

By brendon February 23, 2009 @ 1:50 AM

No one is more perplexing to me than Anne Hathaway.  She's clearly not pretty in any way, yet people insist on pretending like she is.  I could maybe see her as a lead on some TBS show where a pig is an FBI agent for some reason or something like that, but I refuse to accept this toothy ghost as a leading lady in feature films.  I will not stand for it.

(picture source = getty images)