Anne Hathaway has no problem with nude scenes

By brendon October 18, 2010 @ 5:51 PM

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Anne Hathaway has had two pretty famous nude scenes (‘Brokeback Mountain’ and ‘Havoc’), and since girls don’t generally stop being awesome overnight, she says she’ll keep doing them, and even has some in her new movie, ‘Love and Other Drugs’. People says…

“These are people who have no trouble taking their clothes off – in a way their bodies are their currency,” the actress, 27, says of her nude scenes with Jake Gyllenhaal. “But they’re terrified of exposing their vulnerability – of becoming emotionally naked.”

To be honest I have no idea WTF that has to do with anything, because, just like in real life, the hot girl started talking and I sort of drifted off while biding my time until I could see her tits. Unlike in real life however, here on the internet, it’s gonna work! Today I’m the big winner!

(NSFW WARNING – from this point on, it’s nothing but rampant nudity, starring Anne Hathaway)

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Anne Hathaway got a really short haircut

By brendon August 31, 2010 @ 5:22 PM

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Anne Hathaway is in Paris this week filming a romantic comedy called “One Day”. As in, “One Day, I went to the pet groomer and got a haircut and they chopped it all off and it was a terrible idea because no girl ever looks better with short hair. Some girls look ok but every girl on earth looks way better with long hair. Now, with my featureless pale skin and androgynous hair, I look like a CPR mannequin. This is gonna be a horrible movie.”

(source = pacific coast)

finally

By brendon February 11, 2010 @ 2:58 PM

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Anne Hathaway is in this months GQ, and lo-res copies of a few of the pictures were around last week, but now, finally, some high quality versions of all the pics have made their way online. This must be a welcome relief to Anne, who can take comfort in the fact that her fans can now lean back and get comfortable, then masturbate with unsurpassed clarity.

It’s all lies

By brendon May 22, 2009 @ 5:37 AM

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Sometimes paparazzi pictures are taken from really far away, and so the pictures are real grainy or blurry. I bet the people responsible for tricking the public into thinking that girls in Hollywood actually look like they do in movies wishes this was one of those times.

(who: Anne Hathaway.  where: NYC.  when: 5.21.09.  source: pacific coast)

anne hathaway at the academy awards

By brendon February 23, 2009 @ 1:50 AM

No one is more perplexing to me than Anne Hathaway.  She's clearly not pretty in any way, yet people insist on pretending like she is.  I could maybe see her as a lead on some TBS show where a pig is an FBI agent for some reason or something like that, but I refuse to accept this toothy ghost as a leading lady in feature films.  I will not stand for it.

(picture source = getty images)

ANNES EX IS NOT HAPPY IN JAIL

By brendon November 13, 2008 @ 6:43 AM

Raffaello Follieri of course was Anne Hathaways boyfriend, seemingly a wealthy Italian playboy, but in reality a conman who stole millions from investors who believed he was a representative of the Vatican entrusted with upgrading and buying Roman Catholic churches across the US.  Now he's serving 6 years in jail, which turns out, is unpleasant.  The always great New York Daily News says…

Rats roam freely, there's excrement in the shower and Follieri shares a windowless dorm with 120 other shower-deprived men.  "He says the stench is intolerable," his lawyer Flora Edwards wrote. "Clearly no one should be subjected to these conditions."
The 30-year-old playboy pleaded guilty to bankrolling a high-flying lifestyle that included trips with Hathaway to exotic locales on private jets, a dog walker and $37,000-a-month rent for his Fifth Avenue apartment with money stolen from investors.
Follieri complained that his medication has been confiscated and that he's been short of breath.  He hasn't been able to eat because the food appears to be spoiled and the toilet and showers are "unspeakably unsanitary," Edwards said, adding that Follieri has been running a fever.

Whatever.  I'm not the one in jail so it turns out I don't care what their life is like.  What I do care about is Hathaways perplexing status as some hot piece.  She's not ugly of course, but she's not hot either.  Not by a mile.  I know guys see a big mouth and get excited, because that’s the part where the penis goes to start and finish sex, but hers is ridiculous.  I could put my dork in there and rattle it around like one of those triangular diner bells cowboys use.  And there’s no way I have the self-confidence to keep going after that.