Anthony Weiner Returns From Sex Rehab

Anthony Weiner is reportedly too broke to stay in sex rehab. Most guys who have a lot of sex are less financially secure than they'd have you believe. Hookers are super expensive. So are drinks. Dinners can be. Divorces, certainly. read more

Which Therapy Horse Has Chosen Weiner?

Details have emerged as to Anthony Weiner's thirty-five day, $25,000 cyber sex therapy program. To his dismay it's not one of those scared straight programs where they try and fuck all the cum out of you. Also, lots of drum circles. read more

Anthony Weiner Enters Rehab

Anthony Weiner has entered rehab for "cybersex addiction" meaning his therapist is probably Doc Emmett Brown. If you were to cast a Peeping Tom in a movie he would look exactly like Anthony Weiner. Part of this leads to the conclusion that his perviness may be genetic. read more

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Hillary Felled By Non-Ironic Weiner

Say what you will about Hillary Clinton, that chick plugs her leaks. She may not be fit to be President, but she's sure as fit to be a mafia don or International Olympic Committee member. She vibes herself to sleep at night thinking about all the loose ends she... read more

Weiner Went Statutory

Some amount of Weiner bashing is merely piling on to one of a million horny bored middle aged husbands each day across the net trolling for younger women. But when a 15-year old girl comes forward with your suggestive and dirty texts and photos, there's going to be... read more

Anthony Weiner Dumped

Some whore was sexting with Anthony Weiner and released his weird dong pic to the public, which seems incredibly awful yet nobody's coming down on her. She's reportedly a huge Trump supporter. This is how we're going to take down the Democrats. read more

Sometimes You Eat the Weiner, Sometimes the Weiner Eats You

Former Congressman Anthony Weiner can't stop discussing his dick online. Public humiliations, resignations, embarrassing mea culpas, counseling. It matters not. The dick wants what the dick wants. And the Weiner dick wants to be hard in jockey shorts making double... read more

Anthony Still Polishing the Weiner

Sydney Leathers, the pudgy political groupie chick who first exposed Congressman Anthony Weiner as an online masturbator of some noteworthy frequency, claims the New Yorker is still courting women online with his bare cock and ironic conversation. read more

That Carlos Danger Movie Looks Good

The new documentary about Anthony Weiner and his inability to stop masturbating on camera seems fairly gratuitous. But the disgraced Congressman's wife, Human Abedin, is Hillary Clinton's long time chief lieutenant and late night crusty hollow licker. That means... read more

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Sydney Leathers Ready to Die For Love of Weiner

Could this Romeo and Juliet story really end any other way? Apparently Sydney Leathers bravado about not caring for that lovable dick-stroking scamp Anthony Weiner was just a cover for her deep and unwavering cyber sex romance. Apparently, somewhere in between getting... read more

Sydney Leathers Protests Outside Weiner HQ

Sydney Leathers took time out of her busy schedule to protest one final time at the Weiner campaign headquarters. Staffers inside the offices paid little attention to Sydney as they were busy stealing office supplies from the officially failed campaign as fast as humanly... read more

Weiner Gets In Dick Measuring Contest with Angry Bakery Customer (VIDEO)

When it rains, it pours, sort of like the golden shower sexting fantasies of Anthony Weiner. I'm not sure why the dude is still running for Mayor of New York City, other than he really has nothing else to do. 90% of the city has already decided he handles his dick far... read more