Sydney Leathers Ready to Die For Love of Weiner

By Lex February 21, 2014 @ 7:45 PM

Could this Romeo and Juliet story really end any other way? Apparently Sydney Leathers bravado about not caring for that lovable dick-stroking scamp Anthony Weiner was just a cover for her deep and unwavering cyber sex romance. Apparently, somewhere in between getting new tits, working the stripper pole, making a porn, and going on talk shows about what a loser Anthony Weiner was, she was popping pills and cutting herself for the love of his virtual shlong. Before she checked into rehab earlier this month for suicidal tendencies, Sydney penned Weiner an apology note for betraying their online cyber affair and suggested he’d be better off when she was dead. Weiner didn’t respond but he did imagine Sydney Leathers slicing her wrists and beat himself off three times shooting his hot molten sperm all over his waxed rippling chest. When’s the meteor coming again?

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Sydney Leathers Protests Outside Weiner HQ

By Lex September 11, 2013 @ 1:02 PM

Sydney Leathers Protests Outside Anthony Weiner's Campaign Headquarters In New York
Sydney Leathers took time out of her busy schedule to protest one final time at the Weiner campaign headquarters. Staffers inside the offices paid little attention to Sydney as they were busy stealing office supplies from the officially failed campaign as fast as humanly possible. Nobody’s felt the pain of the Weiner sexting scandal more than Sydney Leathers who were it not for the randy ex-Congressman could still be enjoying her life of being a broke-ass online political message board commenter with skeevy tattoos. Now, just look at her. New boobs, some work on the face, cash from a sex tape, exposure on major media outlets, four HIV negative test results, and a new trumped up crappy song on iTunes for download. Weiner virtually fucked her but good. She should at least get a stapler and a box of pencils.

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Weiner Gets In Dick Measuring Contest with Angry Bakery Customer (VIDEO)

By Lex September 05, 2013 @ 3:07 PM







When it rains, it pours, sort of like the golden shower sexting fantasies of Anthony Weiner. I’m not sure why the dude is still running for Mayor of New York City, other than he really has nothing else to do. 90% of the city has already decided he handles his dick far too much to be a guy in charge of anything, but he simply won’t quit. So he’s still kissing ass around the five boroughs pretending it matters, and now even his own Jewish peeps are turning on him. Including this chubby dude in a Brooklyn bakery who dug into Weiner’s character, to which Weiner countered with the ‘only God has the right to judge me’ bullshit that guilty people like to wield about like a Get Out of Jail Free card. This whole fight is pretty lame. One single punch would’ve made it entirely better. Or even just one ‘Weiner’ word play joke.

Sydney Leathers Showed Off Her Plastic Surgery (VIDEO)

By Travis September 04, 2013 @ 11:00 AM







With Anthony Weiner continuing to pour gasoline on the tire fire that is his New York City mayoral campaign, his former online mistress, Sydney Leathers, is still taking drastic steps to help her feel confident in pursuing a career in porn or whatever. Just as she gave her first big interview after outing the man known to her as Carlos Danger to Inside Edition, Sydney has also showed them her new nose job and liposuction results.

Of course, she showed the plastic surgery off right after it happened, so she looks like a mangled horror movie character, but a girl’s gotta eat, I suppose.

Carlos Danger Is Kinda Racist, Mon (VIDEO)

By Jack September 03, 2013 @ 2:23 PM

Carlos Danger, (AKA Anthony Weiner), committed the classic lame white guy blunder when he started talking ‘like dee West Indian Block mon’ at a rally this past weekend. The disgraced politician, who still believes he has a chance at winning the New York City Mayoral race, attended the The West Indian American Day Parade in Brooklyn on Labor Day. Everything was going fine until Weiner hit the stage. Instead of speaking in his normal telephone sex voice, he decided to affect a shitty Caribbean accent. It’s the kind of “Irie, mon” speak that asshole American tourists might use on a Carnival cruise to Jamaica or at a Jimmy Buffet concert. The West indians in the crowd were not amused.

Politicians need to realize that the more they try to blend in the more they stand out. Everyone knows you are a douchey New York Jewish guy who likes to sext fugly bitches, Anthony. Dude, just quit. Seriously, it’s over. Irie?

Behold The Anthony Weinermobile!

By Jack August 16, 2013 @ 3:34 PM

Some marketing genius came up with the perfect advertisement for a New York hot dog truck: The Anthony Weinermobile. The hot dog truck hit the streets of Manhattan a couple of days ago and handed out free eats. The Weinermobile is painted with images of Carlos Danger himself in all his goofy Skeksis-like glory. Sure, unless the skeevy politician wins the mayoral race the joke will quickly run its course, but for now they stand to make a mint. Unless the Weiners pull your hair and tell you to ‘suck it, whore’ while you eat them. That could be off-putting.