Antoine Dodson Is Cured, Makes a Baby in a Woman

By Michael September 18, 2013 @ 4:42 PM

Remember Antoine Dodson? He was the rather fay gentleman who rocketed to YouTube fame for giving a bizarre interview on the news after his sister was almost raped. The interview was then turned into the surprisingly popular Bed Intruder Song. Yeah, that guy who’s sister was almost raped. Well, he’s back in the news because he’s having a baby. No, he isn’t adopting a Korean baby with his partner. He made a shortie the old fashioned way — filthy, disgusting, heterosexual intercourse. With a woman. A female woman. But isn’t he a lover of men, Jack? No, he WAS a flaming sword swallower until he joined a cult called the Hebrew Israelites that cured him of his gayness. So, you no longer need to hide your husbands, ladies. I’d go ahead and still hide your kids.

Home Intruder Star Antoine Dodson Is No Longer an Anal Intruder

By Michael May 03, 2013 @ 12:39 PM

Hide your kids, hide your wife because Antoine Dodson, “The Bed Intruder”, will not be crawling in the sack with dudes anymore, y’all. Remember Antoine Dodson? He was the flamboyant gentleman that rocketed to fame when he was interviewed by an Alabama news crew after an attempted sexual assault on his sister. The interview was so spectacularly silly and flaming that it was autotuned into a legitimate hit, The Bed Intruder Song, by The Gregory Brothers. Antoine has joined a weird religious group called The Black Israelites that claim to be the true descendants of the Twelve Tribes of Israel and has therefor sworn off dick. He states, “I want a wife and family, I want to multiply and raise and love my family that I create.”

The odds of him never touching another dude’s junk is about a bazillion to one. I know people in Huntsville, AL who have seen this guy at drag clubs and leather bars. You don’t just give that shit up. There is no nicotine patch for being gay. Just accept who you are and sing some more stupid songs, Antoine. Run and tell THAT, homeboy.