Antonio Banderas With His New Young Catch (I Was Going to Say Snatch, Fuck I’m Getting Soft)

By Lex December 22, 2014 @ 9:26 AM

Antonio Banderas With His New Girlfriend Nicole Kimpel Go On A Hike In Spain
Antonio Banderas smiles these days very much like a man who ditched his old lady for a girl whose nipples still point ceiling-ward when she steps out of the shower. That’s not a metaphor so much as actually what happened. The celebrity magazines keep mentioning how Antonio looks in love, how this is some super smart Dutch banker he’s dating, and how they seem to be naturally aligned soul mates. But if we’re being honest we can just talk about the sheer dick joy of banging a chick half your age. Out with the old, in with the new. When did that start being a bad thing?

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Melanie Griffith Rethinks Her ‘Antonio’ Tattoo

By Lex June 27, 2014 @ 2:15 PM

Melanie Griffith Gets Her 'Antonio' Tattoo Removed In Los Angeles
Antonio Banderas and Melanie Griffith simply grew apart after one of the longest not-gay cover marriages in Hollywood. There were rumors that the couple broke up over Antonio having an affair with hot Indian actress Mallika Sherawat, but Mallika adamantly denies any illicit rendezvous:

Antonio Banderas is a wonderful man, a great dancer and an acquaintance of mine.

Um, I think that’s a denial. As for Melanie, as with all women who decided to get their lover’s names tattooed forever on their bodies, breakup meant a trip to the busy offices of Dr. Tattoff for a date with the laser. She could’ve gone with ‘Love My Man’ or ‘Cock is Awesome’ or something more generically Hallmark, but ‘Antonio’ meant a painful series of dermatological abrasions. Antonio had Melanie’s name tattooed as well, but he took the more expedient route and just amended it to read, ‘Melanie Griffith Also Thinks I’m a Great Dancer’

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