Ariel Castro Sex-Choked Himself to Death

Some dudes just really dig freaky weird wrong sex a whole lot. Ariel Castro was just such a man. When he wasn't driving his bus, he liked to lock young ladies in the rape rooms of his Cleveland house for years on end. Sort of like John Sr. on The Waltons, but without the overalls. Once in prison for 666 years, the guy didn't take long to figure out how to tie up a bed sheet to pleasure himself during a good...

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Ariel Castro's Family Is Pissed

Evil motherfucker Ariel Castro was found hanging in his cell yesterday and his family and lawyers are demanding answers. You'll recall that Castro got the awesome sentence of life + 1000 years for the brutal rape, kidnapping, and torture of three women for ten years. I guess he didn't like the prospect of being in jail until 3013. His lawyer, Craig Weintraub, is demanding a full investigation and says that Castro's...

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