Judge Joe Brown Lost His Shit In Court

By Travis March 25, 2014 @ 10:00 AM

Judge Joe Brown was in Memphis yesterday to handle a child support case, but things got really crazy according to reports, as the guy who isn’t really a TV star freaked out when he was told that his case wasn’t on the docket. When the supposedly “laid-back” Magistrate Harold Horne informed Joe that he wasn’t supposed to be in court that day, the man who gave up being an actual judge so he could settle beef between losers became “pretty raucous” and “challenged the authority” of the magistrate, according to CNN. Joe was warned five times to chill out, but he opted for some Shelby County jail time instead. But seeing as Joe announced his candidacy for the Shelby County District Attorney job just last month, this either has “Holy shit, this guy’s an arrogant asshole idiot” or “Really ballsy PR and political move” written all over it. Either way, I’m not sure anyone cares, except for unemployed people and lonely women, because I assume that is the standard daytime courtroom TV demographic.

Photo Credit: Getty, mugshot credit: Shelby County Sheriff’s Office

Reese Witherspoon Was Arrested

By Travis April 22, 2013 @ 9:00 AM

Reese Witherspoon was arrested on Friday morning in Georgia after her husband, James Toth, was pulled over for suspicion of driving while intoxicated, and while it seems strange that someone as squeaky clean as Witherspoon would be arrested when her man was doing all the dirty work, it turns out that she might be a complete bitch.

While the officers were taking care of business with Toth, Witherspoon allegedly got a little high and mighty, leading to her arrest for disorderly conduct. According to the police report, Witherspoon broke out the A+ diva routine.

“Mrs. Witherspoon began to hang out the window and say that she did not believe that I was a real police officer…”

According to the report, she “stated that she was a ‘US citizen’ and that she was allowed to ‘stand on American ground.’”

“Mrs. Witherspoon asked, “Do you know my name?” I answered, “No, I don’t need to know your name.” I then added, “right now.” Mrs. Witherspoon stated, “You’re about to find out who I am.”

“Mrs. Witherspoon also stated, ‘You are going to be on national news.’ I advised Mrs. Witherspoon that was fine.” (Variety)

It’s a shame she wasn’t tazed. That officer would have received a parade.

Jenna Jameson Was Arrested Before Her Own Birthday Party

By Travis April 08, 2013 @ 10:00 AM

If her Twitter account is to be believed, Jenna Jameson had a pretty shitty birthday weekend. The 38-year old was scheduled to celebrate her birthday with friends at the Heat Ultra Lounge in Anaheim, California. Unfortunately, a funny thing happened to the star of Flashpoint and Conquest along the way to her party – she was arrested for trying to beat the crap out of someone.

Jameson and friends were partying at a house on the Balboa Peninsula, when she allegedly attacked an unknown person. According to her Twitter account, though, she was pissed off at someone on Friday, as she Tweeted: “Being liar, a steroid user and a complete bullshitter, must be hard to keep the lie alive….” You know she’s pissed when she types like the Hulk talks.

But while the police haven’t leaked the name of the victim, Jenna handled that herself yesterday, when she Tweeted: “Wow just got Robbed by a friend @britneymarkham she accused me of gusting her, and them broke into my home and took everything”. Britney Markham is Jenna’s assistant, a job which clearly does not include proofreading Tweets.