Ashlee Simpson In A Bikini

Here's Ashlee Simpson in a bikini in Mexico. The photos are distant and faint and unremarkable, much like Ashlee herself. Photo Credit: FameFlynet [gallery id="5650"]

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Ashlee Simpson Drinks For All the Right Reasons

Remember six years ago when Joe Simpson promised that his girls would never end up in rehab like Britney Spears? Of course, you don't, but I do. I can't remember my ATM password or my mom's birthday, but I do remember Joe's Karmically tragic pronouncement. Well, it looks like Ashlee Simpson is in, or headed to, that particular place in the sun. Her ex Pete Wentz is threatening to take full custody of their kid...

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how are Jessica and Ashlee Simpson related again?

It's always been hard to believe that Jessica and Ashlee Simpson are sisters, but the differences have become even more exaggerated over the past few years, with Jessica getting fatter and Ashlee aging backwards. She's almost 30 but she's so skinny and flat chested that if nothing else she can get acting jobs with the police to lure pedophiles. (image source of ashlee in hawaii yesterday with her mom = fame/flynet)...

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so, there is this...

Jessica Simpson was out in New York today with her sister Ashlee and Ashlees son Bronx, and here we see the only good thing about girls getting pregnant. Their tits quadruple is size. They should put a leash or something on Bronx, because if Jessica falls on her back that kid is gonna bounce to the moon. (image source = splash, pacific coast, fame, flynet) [gallery id="7278"]

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Ashlee Simpson is in a bikini

Ashlee Simpson and her skinny friend with big tits went down to Los Cabos, Mexico, this weekend, and… damn. Ashlee's ass is terrific. Who ever would have guessed that she'd end up being the hot Simpson sister. But then, of course, her dad was there too, creepily eyeing her and her more interesting friend. Que the slide whistle "down" sound, everyone. (image source = splash) [gallery...

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Ashlee Simpson has filed for divorce

One time Pete Wentz gave Ashlee Simpson a 2 foot tall bee made of legos for an anniversary present. Another time he was partying with strippers in Vegas while she was home in L.A. posting pictures of their baby on twitter. Another time she went to the L.A. County Superior Courthouse and filed for divorce (note: that third one was today, just now). Simpson cites "irreconcilable differences" as the reason for the...

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Ashlee Simpson has short hair now, is a robot

Ashlee Simpson showed off her new super-short haircut today in New York, and also the fact that she's either a wax figure or robot now. Which actually makes her much more useful than the old Ashlee Simpson. As you can see, she can hold up to one hat, and I've been led to believe that robots can vacuum. Can this one vacuum? Either way, now we can punch Ashlee Simpson and not feel bad about it or go to jail. I think...

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Ashlee Simpson is a drunken menace

Ashlee Simpson was at the US Open this weekend, and you're gonna find this impossible to believe, but she was an annoying pain in the ass, especially at one point when they played a 'Fall Out Boy' song between sets. Her husband Pete Wentz had an appropriate response to hearing 'Fall Out Boy', which is shame/boredom, but Ashlee started... whatever the hell you would call this. The lone bright spot was that she looked...

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pete wentz is unemployed

In news that will surprise the people who knew this band was still together, Pete Wentz announced on his blog yesterday that he was no longer a member of Fall Out Boy. (I) cant predict that id ever play in fall out boy again. not due to personal relationships as much as a band we grew apart ... there is the possibility that fob will play again with out me or i will be a part of it when everyone is on the same page. it...

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go kill yourself

Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz pulled off one of the greatest practical jokes of all time today in NYC, when they ditched the paparazzi by going into a store that sells masks. A few minutes later an old gypsy and a scary monkey in a hat came out, but there was no sign of Ashlee and Pete. "Where did they go", the paparazzi presumably asked one another as the hours slowly passed. Well guess what? Let's just say that...

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monday afternoon headlines

MEL GIBSON - has a new baby girl. His Russian girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva gave birth Friday afternoon. Luckily she wasn't born one day later, on Halloween, or else like 15 different prophecies in the Torah would have come true. None of them good. (abc news) JESSICA SIMPSON - went on Twitter to defend her sister and attack ‘Melrose Place', who fired Ashlee last week. "catching up on MP. who writes this crap? i have...

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friday morning headlines

LINDSAY LOHAN - is sleeping with guys again. Or at least she left a hotel with one, a model named Pete Smith. Wow, sex with Lindsay Lohan! What an amazing accomplishment. She must think he's really special. (the sun) ASHLEE SIMPSON - might have been kicked off 'Melrose Place' because Heather Locklear wanted to be the only big name star. Although it's hard to believe that anyone who considers Ashlee Simpson a threat...

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Ashlee Simpson got fired

You have to wake up pretty early in the morning to fool the CW. Those people are really smart. No one watches ‘Melrose Place', but it gets press anyway because the cast features Ashlee Simpson and Heather Locklear. With this in mind, they just fired Ashlee Simpson. It's like a well-played game of chess, my friends. TV Watch reports... The decision to cut (her has always) been "the original plan going into the...

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what in the hell is that

Ashlee Simpson has looked awesome lately on occasion (here for example) which makes these pictures of her in New York today completely perplexing. Either Helen Thomas looks terrific or Ashlee has been hexed by something. [gallery ids="373692,373702,373711,373712,373721,373731,373732,373742,373752,373762,373772,373781,373791,373801,373811,373821,373831,373841,373851,373852,373862"]

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Melrose Place is gonna suck

The cast of the the new "Melrose Place" has been gathered for the first time to present them to the media, and, um ... really? If your plan is to get a bunch of sexy girls, and Ashlee Simpson is the hottest one, your plan has gone horribly wrong. You could get hotter girls by dialing the numbers written on bathroom walls. From left to right, they are: The One No One Likes, EEOC Proof of Compliance, The One No One...

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