Ashlee Simpson In A Bikini

Here's Ashlee Simpson in a bikini in Mexico. The photos are distant and faint and unremarkable, much like Ashlee herself. Photo Credit: FameFlynet [gallery id="5650"] read more

Ashlee Simpson Drinks For All the Right Reasons

Remember six years ago when Joe Simpson promised that his girls would never end up in rehab like Britney Spears? Of course, you don't, but I do. I can't remember my ATM password or my mom's birthday, but I do remember Joe's Karmically tragic pronouncement. Well, it looks... read more

how are Jessica and Ashlee Simpson related again?

It's always been hard to believe that Jessica and Ashlee Simpson are sisters, but the differences have become even more exaggerated over the past few years, with Jessica getting fatter and Ashlee aging backwards. She's almost 30 but she's so skinny and flat chested that... read more

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so, there is this...

Jessica Simpson was out in New York today with her sister Ashlee and Ashlees son Bronx, and here we see the only good thing about girls getting pregnant. Their tits quadruple is size. They should put a leash or something on Bronx, because if Jessica falls on her back... read more

Ashlee Simpson is in a bikini

Ashlee Simpson and her skinny friend with big tits went down to Los Cabos, Mexico, this weekend, and… damn. Ashlee's ass is terrific. Who ever would have guessed that she'd end up being the hot Simpson sister. But then, of course, her dad was there too, creepily eyeing... read more

Ashlee Simpson has filed for divorce

One time Pete Wentz gave Ashlee Simpson a 2 foot tall bee made of legos for an anniversary present. Another time he was partying with strippers in Vegas while she was home in L.A. posting pictures of their baby on twitter. Another time she went to the L.A. County... read more

Ashlee Simpson has short hair now, is a robot

Ashlee Simpson showed off her new super-short haircut today in New York, and also the fact that she's either a wax figure or robot now. Which actually makes her much more useful than the old Ashlee Simpson. As you can see, she can hold up to one hat, and I've been led to... read more

Ashlee Simpson is a drunken menace

Ashlee Simpson was at the US Open this weekend, and you're gonna find this impossible to believe, but she was an annoying pain in the ass, especially at one point when they played a 'Fall Out Boy' song between sets. Her husband Pete Wentz had an appropriate response to... read more

pete wentz is unemployed

In news that will surprise the people who knew this band was still together, Pete Wentz announced on his blog yesterday that he was no longer a member of Fall Out Boy. (I) cant predict that id ever play in fall out boy again. not due to personal relationships as much as... read more

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go kill yourself

Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz pulled off one of the greatest practical jokes of all time today in NYC, when they ditched the paparazzi by going into a store that sells masks. A few minutes later an old gypsy and a scary monkey in a hat came out, but there was no sign of... read more

monday afternoon headlines

MEL GIBSON - has a new baby girl. His Russian girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva gave birth Friday afternoon. Luckily she wasn't born one day later, on Halloween, or else like 15 different prophecies in the Torah would have come true. None of them good. (abc news) JESSICA... read more

friday morning headlines

LINDSAY LOHAN - is sleeping with guys again. Or at least she left a hotel with one, a model named Pete Smith. Wow, sex with Lindsay Lohan! What an amazing accomplishment. She must think he's really special. (the sun) ASHLEE SIMPSON - might have been kicked off 'Melrose... read more