Ashlee Simpson got fired

You have to wake up pretty early in the morning to fool the CW. Those people are really smart. No one watches ‘Melrose Place', but it gets press anyway because the cast features Ashlee Simpson and Heather Locklear. With this in mind, they just fired Ashlee Simpson. It's... read more

what in the hell is that

Ashlee Simpson has looked awesome lately on occasion (here for example) which makes these pictures of her in New York today completely perplexing. Either Helen Thomas looks terrific or Ashlee has been hexed by something. [gallery... read more

Melrose Place is gonna suck

The cast of the the new "Melrose Place" has been gathered for the first time to present them to the media, and, um ... really? If your plan is to get a bunch of sexy girls, and Ashlee Simpson is the hottest one, your plan has gone horribly wrong. You could get hotter... read more

hahaha, you suck ashlee

Yesterday Ashlee Simpson was beaming with pride as she posted a new picture with her baby on Twitter.  Ashlees husband Pete Wentz wasn’t in the picture with them, because the night before his band had a concert at the Palms in Vegas and then he got drunk with dozens of... read more

afternoon headlines

ASHLEE SIMPSON – Page Six says, “Party animals-turned-parents Ashlee and Pete are having trouble … ‘(they’re) on the rocks. He is going out all the time and she's stuck at home’ ”. The story is way better if you just read, “Ashlee and Pete are on the rocks … stuck … in... read more

ashlee is going to melrose place

I’ll never forget the first time I saw Ashlee Simpson on a TV series.  She of course got her big break seven years ago on the WB series "7th Heaven".  Just to be clear, when I say I'll never forget, it’s because I never knew it in the first place, because I have no idea... read more

leave jessica alone!

Noted women’s rights advocate Ashlee Simpson has taken to her myspace to defend her newly fat and unattractive sister.  Ashlee says: I am completely disgusted by the headlines concerning my sister's weight. A week after the inauguration and with such a feeling of hope in... read more

umm ... hm ... interesting

Am I just seeing what I want to see, or is Ashlee Simpsons hair resting like a foot in front of her face.  How monstrously big did her tits get after having that stupid kid?  I mean, that awesome kid who I'm now a big fan of.  If those are as big as I think they might be,... read more


Ashlee Simpson welcomed her first child last night, a son, with husband Pete wentz, and was there any doubt these retards were given give the kid an awful embarrassing name?  People says...Bronx Mowgli Wentz weighed 7 lbs., 11 oz., and was 20 1/2 inches long."Ashlee, Pete... read more


I’ve seen that picture of Pete Wentz on the cover of Out magazine, but there’s literally nothing on earth I have less interest in than Pete Wentz on the cover of Out magazine, so I never bothered to read anything from it.  But it turns out it was sort of noteworthy... read more


It’s not clear how long Ashlee Simpson has been pregnant (best guess is about 4 months) but she was at RenMar Studios in Hollywood yesterday in a flowing dress that hid as much as she could.  Except for her now huge rack.  Which she thankfully showed off.  It’s a solid... read more


You may find this hard to believe, because it's stupid, but the reason you’re looking at a giant bumblebee made out of legos is because that's what Pete Wentz gave Ashlee Simpson for a wedding present.  No really.  Splash News Online says…Pete commissioned artist Nathan... read more