ONE MILLION DOLLARS?

Page Six says today that Joe Simpson, dad and manager of Jessica and Ashlee Simpson, is already shopping around pictures of the baby of Ashlee and her fiancé, Pete Wentz, even though it hasn't been officially confirmed that she's even pregnant, and according to that picture above taken Tuesday, any delivery date would seem to be a very long way away. All that's known for sure is that that was one really long opening...read more

IS SHE PREGNANT OR NOT? - UPDATE

Yesterday Pete Wentz denied that his fiancé Ashlee Simpson was pregnant, saying, “There is a witch hunt for people to be pregnant whenever they get engaged in Hollywood. This is all news to me. I can't wait for the story about how I'm really in a gay relationship and this is all just a cover. ... I mean really, this is crazy. ... I mean we're engaged, that's true, and happy about it." But whatever because that bitch is...read more

ASHLEE SIMPSON IS PREGNANT

Today, Us magazine breaks the story that Ashlee Simpson is pregnant. Just last week it was announced that Ashlee is engaged. What a coincidence!The singer, 23, is expecting her first child with fiancé Pete Wentz, 28.Simpson and the Fall Out Boy frontman announced their engagement Wednesday."We are thrilled to confirm their engagement and congratulate this happy couple," a spokesperson for the couple told Us. "Beyond...read more

PETE AND ASHLEE ARE ENGAGED

Way back in February there was a post on here, thanks to video by Redban, showing Ashlee Simpson wearing an engagement ring, and now the master of deception has finally come clean and admitted that she and Pete Wentz are engaged. Ashlee says… "We know there has been a lot of speculation recently about Pete and I, and we wanted our fans to be the first to know, because you guys are the best," Simpson said in a statement...read more

"PEOPLE OF EARTH..."

Rihanna and Ashlee Simpson shared the red carpet for a few minutes last night at the Nickelodeon Kids Choice Awards, and both of them look they landed here on a spaceship. I don’t like to say anything bad about black people because it makes me look even more racist than normal, but some might say Rihanna wears too much makeup. It looks like someone wanted to teach her a lesson so they shoved her face into a counter...read more

ASHLEE SIMPSON WAS SCARED

Back in September, I got an email from a guy working in the studio with Ashlee Simpson (here) who said she was drunk and high most of the time, so it came as no surprise when she appeared on a DC radio station last week and everyone thought she was drunk and high (you can hear it here). Anyway, the point being is she's now denying anything and everything on her myspace.The night before I had a good friend come to my...read more

ASHLEE SIMPSON: NOT PREGNANT OR ENGAGED

Despite wearing what appears to be a wedding or engagement ring on her finger for some time now, Ashlee Simpson told Fuse TV yesterday that she is not engaged to boyfriend Pete Wentz and is very definitely not pregnant. So what's with the ring? Us magazine says:...she confirmed it's a promise ring from her Fall Out Boy beau Pete Wentz."It just means that he hasn't asked my dad yet..." she explained on Fuse TV's The...read more

ASHLEE SIMPSON IS A GOOD DANCER

Redban shot a video Saturday night of Ashlee Simpsosn giving an impromptu concert at Ritual in Hollywood, and you may think you know how amazing it was, but you're wrong. It was way way worse. Despite assurances to the DJ that she was "ready to rock", Ashlee in fact seemed unprepared to rock, so instead she just kinda hopped back and forth like she was walking on hot sand. This is mixed in with some spastic wiggling,...read more

ASHLEE SIMPSON IS FUN

I’ll figure out a way to cloak and dagger this stuff later on but for now I'll just say I have a friend who is absolutely on the inside with this crowd and these people and she has to be careful but I could give a fuck less so here you go:okay, so, I was hanging out the other night when Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz and some friends sit down next to us. Ashlee got completely wasted and gave Pete a lap dance, pulling up...read more

ASHLEE IS MAD, DELUSIONAL

MSNBC says that Ashlee Simpson is pissed today because Jamie Lynn Spears stole the spotlight from her yesterday. Wait, what?After spending the last year working on a new album, Ashlee’s debut video was set to release to big fanfare.Unfortunately, the spotlight just wasn’t meant to be for Simpson, thanks to the news that Jamie Lynn Spears is with child.“Ashlee can’t believe this happened. She’s so disappointed,” said...read more

RANDOM STUFF

BRITNEY BRITNEY BRITNEY! - not surprisingly, Kevin Federlines lawyer is annoyed that he was stood up by Britney Spears yesterday for the fourth time while trying to do a deposition. The lawyer, Mark Vincent Kaplan, will go to court today to ask that Britney be held accountable. He won't seek contempt charges, even though he could, but will ask that Britney not receive any more special treatment or benefit of the...read more

ASHLEE SIMPSON IS DOING GREAT

Ashlee Simpson must know that Jessica is now the hot one again, because according to a devastatingly handsome source who will remain nameless, she's completely losing it these days. The source says: Some friends of mine work in Chalice Recording Studio in Los Angeles and Ashlee Simpson is in this week recording her new album. Word is, she's drunk all the time, constantly breaks down about her father not loving her and...read more

WHEN RETARDS GO CLUBBING

The New York Daily News says today that Pete Wentz of Fall Out Boy is as clever as he is handsome! Pete still claims to be sober even though GF Ashlee Simpson secretly - brace yourself - pours alcohol into water bottles and then gives them to Pete to drink. …the Fall Out Boy bassist drank only Fuji water during Saturday night's dinner at the Stereo House in Water Mill. "He's never been a huge drinker," said one pal,...read more

ASHLEE SIMPSON AND TAYE DIGGS?

The New York Post says today that Ashlee Simpson was seen last week at G Spa in New York getting very cozy with Taye Diggs. Who, by the way, is married. According to Page Six:Taye Diggs was spotted "cheek to cheek" with Ashlee Simpson at G Spa last week. They took tequila shots and were intimately whispering and intertwining arms for a half hour. A rep for Simpson says she and Diggs are "just friends."Holy Christ. How...read more

ASHLEE SIMPSON IN 'CHICAGO'

"Chicago" really is the most insufferable combination I can imagine. Jazz and tap dancing and dream sequences and that faggity ass cabaret nonsense all at once, so I assumed I knew how bad it was gonna be once they added Ashlee Simpson. God was I wrong. This really is like a damn nightmare. I'm pleasantly surprised that when this clip ended, I didn't snap awake, four states away and covered in someone else's blood.read more