ASHLEE SIMPSON: NOT PREGNANT OR ENGAGED

Despite wearing what appears to be a wedding or engagement ring on her finger for some time now, Ashlee Simpson told Fuse TV yesterday that she is not engaged to boyfriend Pete Wentz and is very definitely not pregnant. So what's with the ring? Us magazine says:...she... read more

ASHLEE SIMPSON IS A GOOD DANCER

Redban shot a video Saturday night of Ashlee Simpsosn giving an impromptu concert at Ritual in Hollywood, and you may think you know how amazing it was, but you're wrong. It was way way worse. Despite assurances to the DJ that she was "ready to rock", Ashlee in fact... read more

ASHLEE SIMPSON IS FUN

I’ll figure out a way to cloak and dagger this stuff later on but for now I'll just say I have a friend who is absolutely on the inside with this crowd and these people and she has to be careful but I could give a fuck less so here you go:okay, so, I was hanging out the... read more

ASHLEE IS MAD, DELUSIONAL

MSNBC says that Ashlee Simpson is pissed today because Jamie Lynn Spears stole the spotlight from her yesterday. Wait, what?After spending the last year working on a new album, Ashlee’s debut video was set to release to big fanfare.Unfortunately, the spotlight just wasn... read more

RANDOM STUFF

BRITNEY BRITNEY BRITNEY! - not surprisingly, Kevin Federlines lawyer is annoyed that he was stood up by Britney Spears yesterday for the fourth time while trying to do a deposition. The lawyer, Mark Vincent Kaplan, will go to court today to ask that Britney be held... read more

ASHLEE SIMPSON IS DOING GREAT

Ashlee Simpson must know that Jessica is now the hot one again, because according to a devastatingly handsome source who will remain nameless, she's completely losing it these days. The source says: Some friends of mine work in Chalice Recording Studio in Los Angeles and... read more

WHEN RETARDS GO CLUBBING

The New York Daily News says today that Pete Wentz of Fall Out Boy is as clever as he is handsome! Pete still claims to be sober even though GF Ashlee Simpson secretly - brace yourself - pours alcohol into water bottles and then gives them to Pete to drink. …the Fall Out... read more

ASHLEE SIMPSON AND TAYE DIGGS?

The New York Post says today that Ashlee Simpson was seen last week at G Spa in New York getting very cozy with Taye Diggs. Who, by the way, is married. According to Page Six:Taye Diggs was spotted "cheek to cheek" with Ashlee Simpson at G Spa last week. They took tequila... read more

ASHLEE SIMPSON IN 'CHICAGO'

"Chicago" really is the most insufferable combination I can imagine. Jazz and tap dancing and dream sequences and that faggity ass cabaret nonsense all at once, so I assumed I knew how bad it was gonna be once they added Ashlee Simpson. God was I wrong. This really is... read more