Ashley Olsen Has A Type

The Olsen twins had the will to live sucked out of them well before they hit puberty. The two of them now walk around looking way too thin and like they literally would feel nothing if they were attacked by a giant bat. Imagine all the things they simply can't do because... read more

The Olsen Twins Digging Older

The Olsen Twins used to be the anorexic rich crap signature merchandise designers you loved to hate while knowing nothing about them. Now you know something about them: they're dating and marrying much older wealthy well-known men. read more

the Olsen Twins are selling a $55,000 backpack

Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen are selling 12 backpacks, made of crocodile skin and encrusted with prescription pills (fun fact: Mary Kate was dating Heath Ledger when he overdosed on prescription pills in 2008), as part of their clothing and accessory label named The Row,... read more

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EVERYONE LOVES THE OLSEN TWINS

Protestors associated with PETA stood outside a Borders bookstore last night in LA to yell about Ashley and Mary-Kate Olsen, who were on hand to sign copies of their book, "Influence". I don’t know why PETA did this, but I'm gonna guess the Olsens use fur or wear fur or... read more

RANDOM MORNING STUFF

SHERYL CROW IS UPTIGHT - Sheryl Crow doesn't approve of her ex-boyfriend Lance Armstrong dating Ashley Olsen. Presumably because Lance is 36 and Ashley is 21. Life and Style says, "Sheryl rolled her eyes and said, 'That's pathetic. Ashley's a kid.' " Whatever. Sheryl is... read more

HOW THE HELL DID THIS HAPPEN?

Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen have topped Forbes magazine's list of Hollywood's Top Earning Stars Under 21. Contact Music says:The 20-year-old twins earned an estimated $40 million last year from their retail empire to beat Harry Potter star Daniel Radcliffe to the top of... read more