Ashley Sky Poses In A Swimsuit

By Lex July 21, 2014 @ 10:39 AM

Ashley Sky Poses In A Swimsuit For A Beach Photo Shoot In Miami
Ashley Sky seems to have survived her session in the Terry Richardson studios. The South American girls are a bit heartier than those Hungarian girls who feel the need to piss and moan every time a photographer whips out his dick and announces it’s time to see the rattler bite. In Brazil they educate the girls from an early age with photos of creepy men with mustaches jizzing on the cheeks of caricature girls who politely smile, ask for a hanky, then discreetly request the cover of Vogue in four more sessions. Eastern Bloc girls born after the toilet paper lines have become quite spoiled.

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Ashley Sky Poses in A Bikini

By Lex January 03, 2014 @ 3:40 PM

Ashley Sky Poses In Bikinis For The January 2014 Issue Of FHM Spain
Oh, I like this chick. She’s got that sneer of a girl who will bust a piece of household furnishing over your head when you’ve wronged her or she’s had too much to drink or it’s Tuesday. I also like that she picked an awesome anglo-sounding porn name even though she’s from Brazil. Porn names just evoke a sense of childlike wonderment and enthusiasm. Like something good is about to happen, even if it’s just greasy monkey sex. If I was still in high school, Ashley Sky would be the girl I’d write to with a sob story about my testicular injury and invite to the prom. That would’ve shown everybody that I truly was a winner, not just a dude who had to wear sweat pants for two straight months because he got his nut meat kneed by a dirty wrestler from a neighboring school. Fuck, I need to get on that time machine.

Photo Credit: FHM Spain

Ashley Sky Is Less Modest Than You Never Thought

By Lex March 26, 2013 @ 5:02 PM


Ashley Sky either came from Brazil, or suburban Cleveland, depending on who you believe, but she’s hot and she turned herself into an Internet star. She’s like a 2013 version of Cindy Margolis I suppose, but you don’t have to sit on a 14K modem to wait to see her showing off her body. She’s everywhere.

For his part, Terry Richardson has a habit of getting girls nude or almost nude in his studio and shooting them. He also gets paid a ton of money to photograph girls like Kate Upton for GQ. I could call him all sorts of names, but I’m mostly just incredibly jealous.