Ashley Sky Poses in A Bikini

By Lex January 03, 2014 @ 3:40 PM

Ashley Sky Poses In Bikinis For The January 2014 Issue Of FHM Spain
Oh, I like this chick. She’s got that sneer of a girl who will bust a piece of household furnishing over your head when you’ve wronged her or she’s had too much to drink or it’s Tuesday. I also like that she picked an awesome anglo-sounding porn name even though she’s from Brazil. Porn names just evoke a sense of childlike wonderment and enthusiasm. Like something good is about to happen, even if it’s just greasy monkey sex. If I was still in high school, Ashley Sky would be the girl I’d write to with a sob story about my testicular injury and invite to the prom. That would’ve shown everybody that I truly was a winner, not just a dude who had to wear sweat pants for two straight months because he got his nut meat kneed by a dirty wrestler from a neighboring school. Fuck, I need to get on that time machine.

Photo Credit: FHM Spain

Ashley Sky Is Less Modest Than You Never Thought

By Lex March 26, 2013 @ 5:02 PM


Ashley Sky either came from Brazil, or suburban Cleveland, depending on who you believe, but she’s hot and she turned herself into an Internet star. She’s like a 2013 version of Cindy Margolis I suppose, but you don’t have to sit on a 14K modem to wait to see her showing off her body. She’s everywhere.

For his part, Terry Richardson has a habit of getting girls nude or almost nude in his studio and shooting them. He also gets paid a ton of money to photograph girls like Kate Upton for GQ. I could call him all sorts of names, but I’m mostly just incredibly jealous.