Ashley Tisdale went to a gym in West Hollywood yesterday, and may have become the new Brooke Hogan in the process because the pictures get a lot better when you can only see her body (just like with Brooke). If for no other reason than you won’t be distracted by her weird little nose, which looks like it’s always being pinched shut by an invisible clothes pin or something.
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Ashley Tisdale left a gym in West Hollywood yesterday in a little half shirt that showed off her abs, making this the best Ashley Tisdale could ever look. Unless she were to get huge implants, like I’ve repeatedly begged her to in my letters. Did she even look at the nude sketches I did? I don’t know why I even bothered!
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MARIAH CAREY - gave birth to twins this weekend in LA (a boy and a girl though their names have not been disclosed), then renewed her wedding vows with Nick Cannon in a ceremony conducted by that mushmouth Al Sharpton. Or at least she thinks she did. It’s entirely possible she’s now married to Al Sharpton. (thr)
JUSTIN BIEBER - had eggs thrown at him in Australia this weekend. Eggs? Is there a battery shortage down there I don’t know about? (huff post )
LINDSAY LOHAN - might plead no contest on her felony theft charge. Funny how she lost the will to fight right after bin Laden died. Coincidence? (popeater)
FAST FIVE - set box office records for biggest opening of 2011, biggest opening ever in April, and biggest opening ever for Universal as it pulled in $145 million worldwide this weekend. Let the Oscar buzz begin! (deadline)
VANESSA HUDGENS - was in a bikini down in Mexico with Ashley Tisdale this weekend, though you’d barely know it from the pictures, which focus on Tisdale for some reason. I think the photographer has low self esteem. (splash news)
Kaley Cuoco of Big Bang Theory, Bridget Moynahan of that one movie where Will Smith played a reluctant hero, Ashley Tisdale of some Disney thing I can’t remember, and Keri Hilson of I couldn’t even guess (I’m racist so I’ll assume a Tyler Perry movie) are all in the new Allure magazine nude issue, their annual gimmick so girls you’ve kind of heard of can get attention they don’t deserve.
How long have they been doing this? I’m assuming it began back before you could get HD porn online in 30 seconds, with girls who are not only way way hotter but more famous. It’s 2011. TOGTFO. It might as well be pictures of Mae West.
Ashley Tisdale and her boyfriend, whose name I forgot to write down but who cares, were at Wet Republic in Vegas this weekend, and it was every bit as dull and unsatisfying as you might imagine. She’s allegedly 25 but her bikini still hangs off her and bunches up in this creepy way. It’s like watching a thirteen-year-old, except I dont have to alert management that I’m there and have them sign my paperwork.
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Ashley Tisdale tried to sneak away from the paparazzi today in Los Angeles, but they caught her anyway and captured her natural beauty in these pictures. She better hope this is the only time she’s caught today. Next time it could be the cops, for being so sexy it’s illegal. The charge: stealing her beauty from the rainbow.
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