Ashley Tisdale tried to sneak away from the paparazzi today in Los Angeles, but they caught her anyway and captured her natural beauty in these pictures. She better hope this is the only time she’s caught today. Next time it could be the cops, for being so sexy it’s illegal. The charge: stealing her beauty from the rainbow.
(source = inf daily)
‘High School Musical’ star Ashley Tisdale is in Mexico today, and sites like Tyler are pretty much obligated to post pictures like this, so I apologize. She’s so GD boring. She’s not ugly, she’s not pretty, her body isn’t good but it’s not awful either. She’s completely average in every way. I doubt I could even get an erection with this dull mess, and I’m a serial rapist who targets blonds. Oh crap, I only meant to think that, not type it. Anyone know how to delete a post on wordpress? Please email me right away if you do.
(source = flynet online and splash news online)
Ashley Tisdale is in Hawaii today. Or something. I think it’s Hawaii. I uploaded these like 30 hours ago so who knows at this point. I mean it’s Ashley Tisdale. Who cares. She’s the third most talented one from “High School Musical”. How humiliating. That’s like being the third most talented manager at Arbys. She’s average in every way. Completely forgettable. I’m actually the guy in the picture and I’m in Hawaii with her right now, she just went to get ice, and even I forgot who she was. I was on the fourth picture before I said, “… hey wait a second.”
It’s hard to even make sense of how boring and pointless the MTV Movie Awards have become. It used to be a good show. It was funny, clever, it looked cool and hot girls showed up dressed real slutty. Now … Ashley Tisdale? The Transexual in a seven-minute gum commercial? This must be what it felt like for boxing fans when Muhammad Ali tried to wrestle in the late 70’s. It’s just sad.
Are pictures of Ashley Tisdale in a bikini a big deal? If so that is so sad I don’t even wanna think about it. The picture source (mavrix) said why she was in Miami and I started to read what they said but then I realized it couldn’t possibly matter so I stopped. She’s face down and mostly naked with something over her head so I assume she’s practicing for an audition.
High School Musical star Ashley Tisdale is ugly, I don’t think anyone has come here today to dispute that, but she did look better yesterday as she walked around LA. I think the secret is for her to wear a bunch of goofy crap around her face that distracts from her terrible nose job. Get a Viking helmet with those big horns or a spinning bowtie and she could be a model. This was all much more flattering in my head before I started to type.
(picture source = splash)
