By Lex February 19, 2014 @ 1:43 PM
I’m not sure what Aubrey O’Day has been up to in the six years since Diddy kicked her out of his fake MTV girl group. Whatever she’s been doing, she seems to be really crushing it. Not just anybody can afford an older Asian hermaphrodite to cinch their waist so tight that their tits inflate like a balloon animal. Aubrey looks like a million bucks in that dress, though I’m guessing her date for the evening will be leaving slightly less on her nightstand.
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By Travis December 11, 2013 @ 12:00 PM
Now that Danity Kane is a thing again and people are apparently paying money to see them perform (although I don’t have any proof of that), the girl group’s only real star, Aubrey O’Day, is getting more exposure. For instance, as she told her Instagram followers and general perverts yesterday, she’s been posing for a new lingerie shoot, and the purpose of such disclosure is twofold. For starters, she’s letting us know that she’s not fat anymore, because she looks pretty great in this picture. Much more importantly, she still has her trademark large breasts, and that’s why she’s paid the big bucks. Aubrey could fall off the face of the Earth next week, but at least for today, she’s a pretty great American in my book.
By Travis November 25, 2013 @ 10:00 AM
Last night, the crown jewel of music award ceremonies that nobody really gives a rat’s ass about, the American Music Awards, took place in Los Angeles, and everyone from Miley Cyrus to Taylor Swift showed up to pat each other on the backs for making America’s children stupider by the minute. The members of Danity Kane were also there, probably to everyone’s surprise, and I don’t know if this is the first time they’ve appeared together in a number of years or if they have a new album out, because there’s no reason to have that information. I also don’t know 3/4 of the members’ names, and nobody else on this planet would either if it weren’t for Aubrey O’Day being so willing to remind us all 24/7 that she has huge breasts.
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By Lex November 08, 2013 @ 1:39 PM
Photo Credit: Aubrey O’Day/Instagram
By Travis August 02, 2013 @ 9:00 AM
Aubrey O’Day hasn’t ever been mistaken for a runway model, in that she’s always been a little bit big-boned. I don’t want to necessarily say that she’s fat, but if she didn’t have huge tits to always distract me, I’d probably say that she’s fat. At least that’s how she looked last month in Maui, where she looked like she was auditioning for COPS.
But Aubrey wants us all to know that she’s totally not fat, so she’s posting these strange bikini selfies to Instagram to show us just how good she looks. She doesn’t need to do this, though, because as long as she has those big tits and gives great head, she can be as large as she wants. Embrace your body, Aubrey.
By Travis May 14, 2013 @ 10:00 AM
If you’re one of the 12 people on this planet desperately waiting for Aubrey O’Day and those other girls to reunite for a new Danity Kane album and tour, then you are in luck. The 29-year old singer and professional tit-squisher apparently had lunch with three of her old girl group counterparts in Los Angeles on Monday, and they were joined by a new agent, because Aubrey wants to reunite for a new album and tour.
Danity Kane was the product of Diddy’s old Making the Band series and the five girls were first introduced to the world in 2005, before the rap mogul told them to hit the bricks in 2009. But this reunion, if it happens, will be Diddy-free, which is obviously a great sign, because Diddy will attach his name to pretty much anything. Hell, even the fifth member of Danity Kane wants nothing to do with this.
In fact, the only reason this is news is because in between posting pics of her girl group to Instagram yesterday, Aubrey tried on a toddler’s bikini. So maybe if she does that on stage for 40 minutes to an hour, people might actually buy some tickets.