I guess I missed this earlier in the week and I didn’t see it anywhere else so it was easy to miss but I was just reminded of it and Jesus Christ this may be the worst intro I’ve ever done, a bold statement considering I’m barely literate.  Page Six says…

HAS Aubrey O'Day (above, left) switched teams? The star showed up the other day at SKY Group's launch of the BlackBerry Pearl Flip at Highbar and later at NASCAR's party at Marquee with a woman she introduced as "my girlfriend."
O'Day said she was making a statement against California's Prop 8, which made gay marriage illegal. Not that she wants to marry her "girlfriend" if Prop 8 is ever overturned. "We don't need a piece of paper to validate our relationship," O'Day joked, adding that her dog, Ginger, was "also a lesbian."

Well very obviously this girl isn’t really a lesbian, but she probably is bi, because all sexy girls are bi.  Most of them know it already and admit it, the rest just need enough tequila and/or money.  As a footnote, you should know I'm basing this mostly on blind wishful thinking as opposed to any real accepted "facts".  

NOTE: that’s not her alleged girlfriend in the banner picture.  That’s Playmate Jayde Nicole.  It's just fun to picture them getting it on, so that’s why it’s there.  UPDATE – I need to mention that the very underrated Media Take Out was the first to talk about this as far as I know, and they say her gf’s name is Stef, and might be the girl in the pictures below.  Now wasn’t that exciting?

I’m a big supporter of girls making their dreams a reality, especially if their dream is to take all their clothes off and then let someone take pictures.  I would also support it if some hot girls wanted to do me, so as you can plainly see I'm refreshingly open minded.  But let's get back to that first part…

TMZ spies say the Danity Kane has-been spent all day at a Manhattan photo studio doing a spread for Playboy, and we're told hotshot photog Markus Klinko was the guy who had to look at her naked body all day through the lens.  We're hearing there may be cats involved in the shoot — meaning actual lion cubs, not what you're thinking.

I don’t get why everyone is so mean to this girl.  Everyone seems to hate her but me.  Granted, I’ve never heard her sing and I never watched that dumb show, so maybe she's a pain in the ass, but she's hot as hell so whatever.  Hot chicks with big tits are just way more tolerable than regular girls.  That’s not my opinion; it’s a fact, as these beakers and chalkboards with math on them behind me clearly prove.  I don’t know why you’re fighting me on this.  No offense, but you’re kind of making an ass out of yourself here buddy.

I actually think Aubrey O Day is hot, so I’m more than happy to carry on and yell about her hot body, but this bitch has to meet me half way.  She can't go to the beach wrapped up like Truman Capote.  I can’t do all the heavy lifting here.  She looks more like Mrs. Roper or someone trying to sell me potpourri at a street fair than a sexy slut with big awesome tits.

Was Aubrey O'Day making out with her dog in San Diego today?  Well of course she was.  Why wouldn't she be?


These pictures in Complex magazine go with a pretty amazing interview where Aubrey talks about having sex on her period and making sex tapes, and says things like, "I watched her (Jenna Jameson) before she was my BFF, I don’t watch her anymore. I was actually masturbating one night to, like, Anal Sex Compilation #3 or whatever, and she was in it and I was like, Oh no! I had to turn it off."  That’s the good news.  The bad news is that the pictures are kind of small.  Although even that has it's advantages as they make my penis look bigger in comparison.  I'm tall so sometimes I wonder if my penis looks its size relative to my height.  Because of that I don’t think we should say how big we are in inches, but instead say how much it weighs.  Or how much water it displaces.  I rarely know what the hell I’m talking about, by the way.