By Travis December 09, 2013 @ 12:00 PM
For as much as $3,000, you could have attended a party at Hyde Bellagio in Las Vegas hosted by “reality star” Audrina Partridge this weekend, and if you actually paid that much money to hang out with a girl who was on The Hills, then I’d like some of whatever drugs you’re selling and smoking. If anything, I’d love to know what Audrina tells people when they ask her what she does for a living, because “reality star” would imply that she’s currently on a TV show, while “really terrible actress in several recent awful movies” would at least be a little more accurate.
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By Travis June 28, 2013 @ 11:00 AM
Proud fathers from around the world gathered in Las Vegas last night for the 2013 Miss Hooters International Pageant, at which one lucky girl was crowned the most Hooterific Hooters of all the Hooters in this Hooter-loving world. In the end, Kentucky’s Marissa Raisor was named Miss Hooters International, and little girls everywhere tore down their posters of Hillary Clinton to honor their new icon of female empowerment.
Audrina Partridge and Terrell Owens were also there, probably as judges, and I’m sure they talked about a lot of interesting things, including how dry the ink was on their checks and the quality of the free food backstage. “The best food is free food,” I’m sure they said with laughter.
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