By Travis January 22, 2014 @ 12:00 PM
In case you were worried about the third most famous star of a reality series that was on TV so long ago that most people can’t even remember the name, Audrina Partridge is doing just fine, as is her ass. Both Audrina and her ass went shopping in Los Angeles yesterday, as they regaled each other with tales of that time that they were more than just a woman and her ass that Las Vegas nightclubs paid to host when they couldn’t schedule Carmen Electra in time. But then, like all good times, their day came to an end, as they had to return home to a dumpster behind MTV’s studios, where they’d spend the rest of the day praying to the gods of relevance that somehow their stupid TV show would become an ironic hit on one of the several hundred networks that sad people watch so they can one day afford to go shopping again.
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By Travis December 09, 2013 @ 12:00 PM
For as much as $3,000, you could have attended a party at Hyde Bellagio in Las Vegas hosted by “reality star” Audrina Partridge this weekend, and if you actually paid that much money to hang out with a girl who was on The Hills, then I’d like some of whatever drugs you’re selling and smoking. If anything, I’d love to know what Audrina tells people when they ask her what she does for a living, because “reality star” would imply that she’s currently on a TV show, while “really terrible actress in several recent awful movies” would at least be a little more accurate.
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By Travis June 28, 2013 @ 11:00 AM
Proud fathers from around the world gathered in Las Vegas last night for the 2013 Miss Hooters International Pageant, at which one lucky girl was crowned the most Hooterific Hooters of all the Hooters in this Hooter-loving world. In the end, Kentucky’s Marissa Raisor was named Miss Hooters International, and little girls everywhere tore down their posters of Hillary Clinton to honor their new icon of female empowerment.
Audrina Partridge and Terrell Owens were also there, probably as judges, and I’m sure they talked about a lot of interesting things, including how dry the ink was on their checks and the quality of the free food backstage. “The best food is free food,” I’m sure they said with laughter.
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