Audrina Partridge The Blessed

Dubiously busyAudrina Partridge humble bragged about having not worked out in a year while posting nearly nudes of herself looking like she works out. She madesure to mentionshe is still in shape and toned and that she has good genes, because she is what scientists refer to as a cunt: "On a mission to get back into shape and work on dat bootay!!!!... I honestly have not really worked out in a year and have lost my...read more

Audrina Patridge Drunk Is Nowhere You Want to Be

We've all been there before. You're dressed like a gay dance troupe cop and you're drunk mall girlfriend is pressing her finger into your face accusing you of botany, but only because she's not so good with words. You know eventually she's going to sink to the sidewalk in tears mumbling the names of her stuffed animals. Then you're truly fucked. Even a real cop couldn't mitigate this situation. You could taser her if...read more

Audrina Partridge's Ass Went Shopping

In case you were worried about the third most famous star of a reality series that was on TV so long ago that most people can't even remember the name, Audrina Partridge is doing just fine, as is her ass. Both Audrina and her ass went shopping in Los Angeles yesterday, as they regaled each other with tales of that time that they were more than just a woman and her ass that Las Vegas nightclubs paid to host when they...read more

People Still Pay Audrina Partridge to Do Stuff

For as much as $3,000, you could have attended a party at Hyde Bellagio in Las Vegas hosted by "reality star" Audrina Partridge this weekend, and if you actually paid that much money to hang out with a girl who was on The Hills, then I'd like some of whatever drugs you're selling and smoking. If anything, I'd love to know what Audrina tells people when they ask her what she does for a living, because "reality star"...read more

Audrina Partridge And Terrell Owens Were At The Miss Hooters Pageant

Proud fathers from around the world gathered in Las Vegas last night for the 2013 Miss Hooters International Pageant, at which one lucky girl was crowned the most Hooterific Hooters of all the Hooters in this Hooter-loving world. In the end, Kentucky's Marissa Raisor was named Miss Hooters International, and little girls everywhere tore down their posters of Hillary Clinton to honor their new icon of female...read more