Audrina Patridge got naked and had someone take pictures of it when she was 19, which I truly admire, but white people need to knock it off with the Chinese lettering tattoos (close up of hers here).  I'm a big fan of white people and being white is terrific, but we're kind of dumb, and the overwhelming majority of us don't know how to use Chinese.  Her tattoo literally says "pork oil fry on rice".  God only knows WTF she thinks it means.  It turns out that guy above isn’t an expert on Chinese.  Shocking, yes? 

Bad news if you came here today expecting to judge the bikini contest, because it turns out Audrina Patridge wasn’t even wearing one when she took these never before seen pictures as an audition for Playboy when she was just out of high school, long before her role on MTV’s “The Hills” made her and BFF Lauren Conrad famous.  Splash says…

Sources say the beauty from a wealthy Orange County family was a natural in front of the camera and loved every second of the shoot at an LA mansion.
They told how she was thrilled with the results and particularly the raunchy schoolgirl pics.
But now the pictures she urged a photographer friend to take when she was 19 could come back to haunt her.
A source told how Audrina had had enough of posing for bikini shots and decided she wanted to be a glamour model.
“She was determined to go ahead with it, even though she was warned to wait and see how her modelling went before doing topless stuff.
“She was always comfortable in front of the camera and wasn’t shy or nervous about doing a nude shoot.
But Audrina’s hopes of impressing glamour magazine editors were shattered when Playboy showed no interest in her pictures.
The insider said: “Looking at the pictures you’d say they were crazy to turn her down.
“She looks absolutely sensational.

I’ve never taken pictures of naked teen girls (in this country) but photographing hot just-out-of-high-school girls with no clothes on sounds like a kick ass job.  The only thing better would be if there was a job photographing hot still-in-high-school girls with no clothes on.  But trust me, there’s not a job like that.  I assure you.  In fact in turns out that’s unbelievably illegal.  It freaks cops out like you wouldn’t believe.

DISAPPOINTING UPDATE - okay so that sucked.  the server got killed and we had to move to a sexier one.  everything should be right soon, so the new pics (i have 5 more) will be up then.  until then … umm … i don’t know.  maybe we could make s’mores.

SEXY NEW UPDATE - yaay!