AVATAR - will have cost around $500 million when it hits screens next month, so it’s already breaking records as the most expensive movie ever made, and the one people most regret investing in. WTF is this nonsense? (la times)
RIHANNA - is a little tattle-tale, according to Chris Brown, who thinks she should have kept her mouth shut after he punched her in the face a few dozen times. Instead she went and narked. That’s fucked up. He trusted her, and she betrayed that. What a bitch. (the sun)
BRITNEY SLAMMED DOWN UNDER - is without question the laziest suggestive headline ever written. (the sun)
LINDSAY LOHAN - was seen outside Crow in West Hollywood crying as she left Friday night. Probably because they ran out of cocaine. (star)
RAMPAGE JACKSON - was on set to film for ‘The A-Team’ in Vancouver today. Here the stuntman for Jacksons character ‘BA Baracus’ is going down the side of a building for some reason. Maybe ‘cause he didn’t have no time fo’ no jibba-jabba. (inf)
The full length trailer for ‘Avatar’ is finally online (hosted here by trailer addict. you can dl it in HD from yahoo) and it gives you a better idea of the visuals and the story. It looks amazing but I hope it doesn’t turn into some thinly-veiled “no blood for oil” political nonsense. Can I just watch a GD movie please? Can Hollywood please stop lecturing me for 5 minutes? Besides, what’s so bad about blood for oil. I need oil. It runs all my stuff. And the people in the Middle East have tons of it but they’re being dicks about it. It’s not like they made it. Solar power or green power or whatever would be great but we don’t have it yet and I’m not gonna live like a raccoon washing my food in the river until we do. Luckily I have a plan to end the oil crisis once and for all:
‘Avatar’ is one of the most talked about and anticipated movies in recent memory, and I don’t know if that’s true or not but most articles about event movies start with some faggity and meaningless sentence like that one and so here we go. Directed by the great James Cameron, his first movie since ‘Titanic’ has only had one short trailer until now but today a much longer one is in theaters. It won’t go online until next Thursday, so until then you can watch this bootleg.
It’s a little dark, so I recommend leaving little notes around the house telling your girlfriend that you love her. That won’t brighten the trailer any, but it might get you a blowjob, during which you won’t care about some outer-space monkey-man movie.
BLANK SCREENED UPDATE - yeah Fox is pulling these down as fast as they find them, if you hadn’t guessed.
