AVATAR - has already made 1 billion dollars, only the 5th movie to ever do so, and it’s only been in theaters for three weeks. Wait, no, three months. Weeks. I don’t know, one of those two. What am I, on trial here? Leave me alone! (los angeles times)
MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY - His girlfriend gave birth to a girl yesterday, their second child in just 18 months. What a slut. Hopefully her new years resolution was to keep her pants on for 10 minutes. (us magazine)
OLIVIA MUNN - Despite telling Maxim last month that she was single, Olivia was out this weekend with her on again/off again boyfriend, ‘Star Trek’ star Chris Pine. More like Chris FINE, am I right?! Wait. No. No it is Pine. With a P. My mistake. (people)
MELISSA SATTA - is an Italian actress and model, and I don’t know much about her, but I do know that she was in Miami this weekend and that her ass is fantastic. It’s so firm looking, I feel like if I tried to hump it and missed my penis would crumple up like an empty beer can.
WILL FERREL - appeared in a wedding announcement on Sunday in the New York Times. The guy getting married is a production assistant on Wills new movie. Will is in the picture because he declares Right of Prima Nocta if anyone on his set gets married. (ny daily news)
AVATAR - finished the weekend with an opening gross of $77M in the US and $165M overseas for a weekend total of $242M, exceeding expectations thanks to positive reviews and word of mouth. Also getting rave reviews is the guacamole I made for tonight’s party. (variety)
CARRIE UNDERWOOD - is engaged to Mike Fisher of the NHLs Ottawa Senators. The pair are a dream come true for black comedians who like to talk about how white people dance at weddings. (us magazine)
TARA REID - Is in this months Playboy of course and her full shoot is up on their website, but two more leaked pics start here. Did the photographer have intimacy issues? Is he shy or something? Move closer you jackass. (playboy cyber club)
James Camerons ‘Avatar’ had it’s world premiere last night in London, and according to the first reviews (more under the cut), this could be the event that changes movies forever. Or at least the movies about 10-foot talking blue cats in outer space. The Sun says…
It’s a movie people will look back on in years to come to comment on how it transformed cinema.
In Avatar, everything feels real - and it’s as if you are immersed in the action. And what action!
The final battle scene is 20 minutes long and absolutely mind-blowing.
This movies true event status will only be known on opening day. If lots of dorks are in line wearing pointy ears and blue glitter makeup, it will be a good sign. If not, I’ll go right back home and take off my pointy ears and blue glitter makeup. I’m in no hurry to relive that Star Trek beating, thank you very much.
AVATAR - will have cost around $500 million when it hits screens next month, so it’s already breaking records as the most expensive movie ever made, and the one people most regret investing in. WTF is this nonsense? (la times)
RIHANNA - is a little tattle-tale, according to Chris Brown, who thinks she should have kept her mouth shut after he punched her in the face a few dozen times. Instead she went and narked. That’s fucked up. He trusted her, and she betrayed that. What a bitch. (the sun)
BRITNEY SLAMMED DOWN UNDER - is without question the laziest suggestive headline ever written. (the sun)
LINDSAY LOHAN - was seen outside Crow in West Hollywood crying as she left Friday night. Probably because they ran out of cocaine. (star)
RAMPAGE JACKSON - was on set to film for ‘The A-Team’ in Vancouver today. Here the stuntman for Jacksons character ‘BA Baracus’ is going down the side of a building for some reason. Maybe ‘cause he didn’t have no time fo’ no jibba-jabba. (inf)
The full length trailer for ‘Avatar’ is finally online (hosted here by trailer addict. you can dl it in HD from yahoo) and it gives you a better idea of the visuals and the story. It looks amazing but I hope it doesn’t turn into some thinly-veiled “no blood for oil” political nonsense. Can I just watch a GD movie please? Can Hollywood please stop lecturing me for 5 minutes? Besides, what’s so bad about blood for oil. I need oil. It runs all my stuff. And the people in the Middle East have tons of it but they’re being dicks about it. It’s not like they made it. Solar power or green power or whatever would be great but we don’t have it yet and I’m not gonna live like a raccoon washing my food in the river until we do. Luckily I have a plan to end the oil crisis once and for all:
‘Avatar’ is one of the most talked about and anticipated movies in recent memory, and I don’t know if that’s true or not but most articles about event movies start with some faggity and meaningless sentence like that one and so here we go. Directed by the great James Cameron, his first movie since ‘Titanic’ has only had one short trailer until now but today a much longer one is in theaters. It won’t go online until next Thursday, so until then you can watch this bootleg.
It’s a little dark, so I recommend leaving little notes around the house telling your girlfriend that you love her. That won’t brighten the trailer any, but it might get you a blowjob, during which you won’t care about some outer-space monkey-man movie.
BLANK SCREENED UPDATE - yeah Fox is pulling these down as fast as they find them, if you hadn’t guessed.
