MTV Plunders the Shit Can (VIDEO)

February 10, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

MTV quite brazenly turns a buck on the backs of fucked up kids. That seems particularly crass considering we live in a time when neighbors shame march around homes where parents have the gall discipline their kids with spankings.... READ MORE

Farrah Abraham Goes Round Two of Backdoor Teen Mom

February 12, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Porn isn’t much different than regular Hollywood. When something does well, there’s going to be a sequel. Backdoor Teen Mom Farrah Abraham swore all over her well-greased anus that she was done making porn. But, as of late tomorrow... READ MORE

Playboy Says ‘No Thanks’ To Farrah Abraham’s Titties

July 16, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Farrah Abraham, everyone’s favorite ATM mom, tried to put a little class in that ass by begging Playboy to let her pose nude. They politely told her to go fuck herself. She first approached the legendary smut peddlers when... READ MORE

Farrah Abraham Gets Herself Off to Herself

June 13, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Farrah Abraham told Howard Stern on his radio show that she likes to shuck her corn watching her own Backdoor Teen Mom videotape. I believe she’s serious too. Which is kind of hot, in an egomaniacal way. Like Einstein... READ MORE

Farrah Superstar Backdoor Teen Mom DVD Giveaway

May 8, 2013 | crowd favorites | colin| 0 Comments

To thank all of you who’ve stuck with us through the transition, our bevy of new readers, and even those people who stayed behind just to kvetch (you remind me so much of my parents), here’s some free porn.... READ MORE