MTV Plunders the Shit Can (VIDEO)

MTV quite brazenly turns a buck on the backs of fucked up kids. That seems particularly crass considering we live in a time when neighbors shame march around homes where parents have the gall discipline their kids with spankings. In their latest quest to milk ad dollars from the distressed and the distasteful, MTV is bringing back Anal Teen Mom and her little kindergarten aged girl to watch mom swear and get wasted...read more

Farrah Abraham Goes Round Two of Backdoor Teen Mom

Porn isn't much different than regular Hollywood. When something does well, there's going to be a sequel. Backdoor Teen Mom Farrah Abraham swore all over her well-greased anus that she was done making porn. But, as of late tomorrow night, she's got another one coming out. A sequel to her very private anal lovemaking tape with James Deen that mysteriously got leaked to the masturbating world against her will. Once...read more

Playboy Says 'No Thanks' To Farrah Abraham's Titties

Farrah Abraham, everyone's favorite ATM mom, tried to put a little class in that ass by begging Playboy to let her pose nude. They politely told her to go fuck herself. She first approached the legendary smut peddlers when her porn...er...sex tape was released. She figured she could capitalize on that to get a centerfold. Hef said he was not interested in seeing her muff in his magazine. And not just because he loves...read more

Farrah Abraham Gets Herself Off to Herself

Farrah Abraham told Howard Stern on his radio show that she likes to shuck her corn watching her own Backdoor Teen Mom videotape. I believe she's serious too. Which is kind of hot, in an egomaniacal way. Like Einstein staring at the Theory of Relativity on his chalkboard and shouting out, 'Fuck yeah!'. I had a girlfriend once who thought we should do it in front of a mirror. I looked over at some point and was...read more

Farrah Superstar Backdoor Teen Mom DVD Giveaway

To thank all of you who've stuck with us through the transition, our bevy of new readers, and even those people who stayed behind just to kvetch (you remind me so much of my parents), here's some free porn. We got DVD copies of the Backdoor Teen Mom tape to give away. We just set up a new Twitter feed for WWTDD. Social media being the big thing for all the crazy kids these days. The 1st and the 50th person to Tweet "I...read more