Bai Ling Seems Sad Again

By Lex August 27, 2014 @ 2:24 PM

Bai Ling Poses For A Bikini Photo Shoot On The Beach In Marina Del Rey
Bai Ling has made a pretty good living looking like she’s forever imagining the Japanese Army’s rape of Nanking. I’d imagine being 47 with the tits of a 20-year old and feeling kind of like turning my frown upside down. Not Bai Ling. I don’t know who these bikini pictures are for, but if you’re into torture porn or really sad Chinese girls, or both, you’re going to want to get the full set.

Photo Credit: AKM-GSI

BAI LING IS STILL THE SAME

By brendon May 05, 2008 @ 1:00 PM

Bai Ling was filming scenes for "Crank 2" this weekend with Jason Statham, and of course she plays a crazy whore who ends up naked.  I'm guessing of course, but that’s all she ever plays, so I feel good about it.  The point being, if you wanted to see a cartoon cricket flash her tits, and you like girls who have nips like the erasers on those big pencils you buy at Six Flags, then you’re today’s big winner.

BAI LING IS UNDER ARREST

By brendon February 15, 2008 @ 1:27 AM

Bai Ling was arrested by airport police at LAX yesterday after she stole my heart.  But more to the point, she stole two magazines and a pack of batteries from a gift shop.  That was the part that was illegal.