By Lex November 14, 2013 @ 4:25 PM
The last time I dug for information on an obscure magazine, I ended up with a two year subscription to Asian Mud Flaps. It did have a surprisingly strong culinary section. I’m not willing to research Pick Up magazine. For now, let’s just call it the best magazine ever published in the showing off Bar Refaeli’s tits category.
Photo Credit: Pick Up Magazine
By Travis November 13, 2013 @ 10:00 AM
Israeli supermodel Bar Refaeli underwent surgery to have a beauty mark removed from her stomach yesterday, and the brave warrior princess that she is, Bar posed for a photo and posted it to her Instagram right before the procedure. While most women would have requested a week off from work for such an operation and probably sued the doctor for malpractice at even the slightest sign of a headache, Bar got right back to doing what matters most – posing in her bikini on the beach. They say that bravery and courage are dead in this world, but I’d argue that Bar just showed us a thing or two. Namely her breasts.
By Travis October 08, 2013 @ 11:00 AM
In case you were worried that Bar Refaeli had recently been mauled by tigers or fallen off a cliff and struck every rock with her face on the way down, the Israeli model posted the above image to Instagram to let everyone know that she’s still indeed practically perfect in every way. Additionally, she posted the image from a yacht, possibly to remind us that not only is she an 11, but she also has more money than all of the women that I beg for sex combined. Did I say beg? I meant pay. It sounds classier that way.
By Travis September 13, 2013 @ 10:00 AM
I don’t know if anyone gives legitimate prizes to people for how they use Instagram, but if they do they should consider giving Bar Refaeli a giant trophy for being both awesome and incredibly attractive. For starters, she showed her playful side with the above photo that she took in a toy shop yesterday, and while she would have earned bonus points if it had been a sex toy shop, I won’t complain because she also posts photos like this, this, this, this and this to remind us that she’s insanely attractive.
Also, she’s probably going to be a billionaire by the time she’s 35, so she could probably run around setting orphans on fire and I’d say, “Look how gorgeous she looks when she throws gasoline in their faces.”
By Lex August 22, 2013 @ 2:24 PM
Rock musicians have always rallied around unpopular social and political causes. Trying to free some murderer or stop forest logging or making sure girls get coupons for abortions with their grade school lunches. Roger Waters picked support of the Palestinians and a boycott of all things Israel. He’s asking other musicians to join him in not performing in Israel. Waters says he was inspired by Stevie Wonder’s announcement that he was going to boycott Florida after the Zimmerman acquittal. You know, even though pretty much every legal scholar had to admit that jury verdict was correct under Florida law. His political viewpoint is actually pretty common among European elites who hate Israel for being successful and Jewy. But it’s pissed off Israeli model Bar Refaeli who wants her images removed from Waters’ visual media displays during his concerts.
I’m not completely fluent in Hebrew, but that translates roughly into, Fuck You, Roger Waters, though it’s right to left so it could be Roger Waters, fuck you.
Photo Credit: Passionista
By Lex July 31, 2013 @ 4:53 PM
Some guy named Tom wrote me a letter and sent me these photos. I’d be gruff about the unsolicited email, but what are you going to say, stop fucking sending me awesome pictures of Bar Refaeli naked? I’m rude, but I’m still a man.
Photo Credit: Buy Kushi And Yariv Fein