I’m a big fan of stealing shit off the internet, because I’m poor financially but rich in a sense of entitlement, but Louis CK is selling his latest special, ‘Live at the Beacon Theater’, on his website for just 5 dollars. And it’s a real special, filmed 4 weeks ago in New York, with all new material, and it looks like any other special you’d see on HBO or whatever. Here’s a clip.
So why steal that when you can download an HD copy for 5 dollars. After all, Louis CK has been nothing but nice to you. He’s the one who sent flowers to your mom when you forgot her birthday. And remember a few years ago when a guy fell on the subway tracks and a total stranger risked his life to save him? That was Louis.
And now, unrelated pictures of Bar Refaeli in the 2012 Passionata calendar.
In news that is at least as important as the VMAs, supermodel Bar Refaeli spent the weekend on a yacht and swimming in the ocean in Portofino, Italy. It seems like that’s the new celebrity hotspot for going on a yacht and swimming in the ocean. That’s why I’m building my underwater layer there, complete with giant robot claws to grab the supermodels like Bar (cue evil “Dun-Dun-Dun” music).
Bar Refaeli spent another day in a bikini in Porto Cervo, Italy, with her new boyfriend David Fisher, and I don’t know much about that guy but word on the street is that he goes to children’s hospitals at night and masturbates on the kids. You hear that Bar! Little kids! With cancer! “It makes me feel sexy,” he probably says. Oh sure he’ll deny it if you ask but what do you expect from a sicko like that!
Bar Refaeli spent the weekend in a bikini in Porto Cervo, Italy, with her new boyfriend David Fisher, and you might be wondering if this professional bikini model looks good in a bikini. Well take a look for yourself. The answer will leave you stunned and amazed.
THE DARK KNIGHT RISES - has a teaser trailer running before ‘The Green Lantern’, and of course it’s already been iphoned and put online. I’m not really sure what the point to this was. I’m not gonna go buy tickets now, if that’s what they’re hinting at. (youtube)
CHRIS BROWN AND JUSTIN BIEBER - have a video for their faggity spelled song ‘Next 2 You’, about, “Brown being torn apart from his lady.” No doubt by the police. (celebuzz)
THE GREEN LANTERN - is getting just 24 percent on rotten tomatoes so far, but good word of mouth has it on pace for a terrific $55 million weekend anyway. So all those idiotic reviews with cutesy “too bad the ring couldn’t make any decent acting appear” type references were for nothing? How stunning. (deadline)
BAR REFAELI - tweeted that she broke her arm today, but didn’t say how. And neither will I. I don’t mean to lawyer up but sex in the shower was her idea, not mine. What am I, a gymnast. (twitter)
So obviously Lindsay Lohan picked a bad weekend to make her return to the world of bikini pictures, because Bar Refaeli was still on a yacht in Cannes and yesterday she went swimming in the ocean. If Lindsay is gonna keep up she’s gonna need a trainer, and a dietician, and a doctor, and a therapist, and a fairy who grants wishes.
