By Lex December 18, 2015 @ 10:53 AM
Israeli model Bar Refaeli was busted for cheating on her taxes. It takes a lot of cajones to fudge your income taxes in a nation full of accountants. Refeali hid foreign income by being paid in Range Rovers which she declared as tzotchkes of no material value. To the tune of millions sheltered.
Nobody likes to pay taxes. People that fight for tax increases don’t like to pay taxes. Three people in the entire country last year checked that box on their 1040 to pay more in taxes than the bare minimum required. Nobody likes handing over shit they earned to an nondescript black box thousands of miles away. It’s unnatural. That’s why they invented withholding to take your taxes out of your paycheck before you even receive it. Then they invented a payroll tax to charge you for that.
Somebody has to pay for the guns and margarine in Israel. Even the beautiful women with fantastic tits who get to avoid most every other burden in life. How often and how sadistically Refaeli will be sexually exploited by other inmates in the female prison showers is entirely up to the dreamers. Why does everyone in here over forty sound like they smoke? Dayenu.
Photo Credit: Agent Provocateur
By Michael December 16, 2015 @ 12:00 PM
Have you ever been to Israel? There are chicks like Bar Refaeli all over the place. The problem is that when they get older they start to resemble little Jewish Yodas. I can say that because I’m Jewish and it’s also true. Rough old ladies they are.
But let’s enjoy Bar Refaeli while she’s still hot. (Last Men On Earth)
Inja Zalta is topless. And there is a pineapple. (Egotastic All-Stars)
Candice Swanepoel does her best Bond girl in a wetsuit. (TMZ)
Hey, let’s all look at Martha Hunt’s cameltoe. (Drunken Stepfather)
Hot girls in beanies is apparently a thing. (The Chive)
Kristina Peric looks better in a bikini. (Hollywood Tuna)
Teresa Palmer is all nips at the Point Break premiere. (Popoholic)
By Lex June 02, 2015 @ 9:17 AM
Bar Refaeli was born with her girl parts. Don’t hold that against her. It’s not easy for a natural born to get by these days. They’re boring and lack media spectacle. How many souls will Bar Refeali inspire to consume their days and nights discovering their true self? Masturbation doesn’t count. When the eugenics camps open, the gender boring will be lined up first. You can’t possibly understand what it means to be a champion.
Photo Credit: Laisha Magazine
By Lex May 20, 2014 @ 4:38 PM
Apparently, Bar Refaeli has washed ashore on a deserted island and is setting about to build herself some shelter. Thatcould happen. Don’t think she doesn’t have a zombie attack plan. Or, more realistically, a Hezbollah attack plan where all the hot girls in Israel flee by hydroplane for remote shores where they can reproduce a new generation of more assimilated supermodel looking Jews. It’s a page borrowed from Noah, except, fuck the llamas.
Photo Credit: Elle Spain
By Travis April 01, 2014 @ 11:00 AM
Israel’s Second Authority for Television and Radio decided that the idea of Bar Refaeli having an orgy with a giant purple puppet and two clones of herself, all in the name of selling clothes, is just too much for daytime TV. The ad for the Hoodies summer collection features a puppet named Red Orbach in a variety of suggestive situations with the Israeli model, and because of the fourway, strip poker and hot tub romp, the prudes decided that the commercial can only air after 10 PM. Because if there’s one thing that a country locked in an eternal holy war with its neighbors should do, it’s keep the eyes of the young shielded from vague puppet fucking references.