Israel’s Second Authority for Television and Radio decided that the idea of Bar Refaeli having an orgy with a giant purple puppet and two clones of herself, all in the name of selling clothes, is just too much for daytime TV. The ad for the Hoodies summer collection features a puppet named Red Orbach in a variety of suggestive situations with the Israeli model, and because of the fourway, strip poker and hot tub romp, the prudes decided that the commercial can only air after 10 PM. Because if there’s one thing that a country locked in an eternal holy war with its neighbors should do, it’s keep the eyes of the young shielded from vague puppet fucking references.
While you were serving up lukewarm canned chili and mildly-roofied Bud Light at your own Super Bowl party this weekend, the 11th annual Leather and Laces party in New York City was the perfect event for anyone who wanted to stare at the world’s most attractive women for two nights while not giving an actual shit about football. Alessandra Ambrosio, Adriana Lima, Bar Refaeli and Brooklyn Decker attended the party at Liberty Theater and probably made the rest of the women feel really inadequate, but then Paris Hilton showed up and the other guests breathed a collective sigh of relief. Hell, they all could have looked like someone threw acid on Rocky Dennis and people would have still been trying to figure out why Paris was standing next to the Victoria’s Secret A-squad.
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Bar Refaeli is a real hero. Whatever needs getting done, she does. Get in your underwear and put a cake on your head. She’s there. She’d probably replace the rods at Fukushima in a sexy nightie if you asked her nicely. She’d add an ear-to-ear smile if you paid her properly. Without athletes or politicians for kids to look up to anymore, it’s nice to know we still have lingerie models with sweet jugs for school reports.
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The last time I dug for information on an obscure magazine, I ended up with a two year subscription to Asian Mud Flaps. It did have a surprisingly strong culinary section. I’m not willing to research Pick Up magazine. For now, let’s just call it the best magazine ever published in the showing off Bar Refaeli’s tits category.
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Israeli supermodel Bar Refaeli underwent surgery to have a beauty mark removed from her stomach yesterday, and the brave warrior princess that she is, Bar posed for a photo and posted it to her Instagram right before the procedure. While most women would have requested a week off from work for such an operation and probably sued the doctor for malpractice at even the slightest sign of a headache, Bar got right back to doing what matters most – posing in her bikini on the beach. They say that bravery and courage are dead in this world, but I’d argue that Bar just showed us a thing or two. Namely her breasts.
In case you were worried that Bar Refaeli had recently been mauled by tigers or fallen off a cliff and struck every rock with her face on the way down, the Israeli model posted the above image to Instagram to let everyone know that she’s still indeed practically perfect in every way. Additionally, she posted the image from a yacht, possibly to remind us that not only is she an 11, but she also has more money than all of the women that I beg for sex combined. Did I say beg? I meant pay. It sounds classier that way.