By Lex June 06, 2014 @ 4:01 PM
Given some time, I take back every mean thing I just said about Europe. They do have better magazines and tons of girls who think nudity is more than natural. They don’t just take off their tops when it’s time to burn the bras and protest double standards on the Internet. They flash their yabbos just because the sun is shining. You’ve got to do something while you wait for your social welfare check so you can buy a baguette and cheese for your apartment that smells like stale bidet. Go Europe, you guys are the best. Love the cufflinks.
Photo Credit: Marie Claire Italy
By Lex May 22, 2014 @ 12:12 PM
Photo Credit: Harper’s Bazaar
By Lex April 17, 2014 @ 10:19 AM
Photo Credit: Marie Claire
By Lex February 04, 2014 @ 4:31 PM
There are two types of young Eastern European supermodels. The ones currently fucking either Leonardo DiCaprio or Gerard Butler, and the ones who seem to get mixed up with foppish characters from British boy bands. The ones who bang the former seem to do better for themselves in their professional pursuits. If I were Barbara Palvin’s dad, I’d probably tell her to start nailing an established major motion picture actor with SAG residuals because those kids in the boy bands don’t own any of their own music. Then I’d pull out the photo collection of various members of N’Sync and The Backstreet Boys currently cockgobbling tourists for flophouse rent money along the beach strip in South Florida. To get out of Hungary you need to stop thinking like a Hungarian.
Photo Credit: Twin Set Lingerie
By Lex September 19, 2013 @ 11:27 AM
Photo Credit: Victoria’s Secret