Barbara Palvin is the best looking Hungarian woman I know. Then the same commentary as below about Madalina Ghenea and Romania. Including that part about the Danube. I really should travel more to inform my opinions on people in foreign countries. Though that does seem to be a lot of work. I wouldn’t mind traveling to Hungary to tell Barbara Palvin’s parents that I knocked up their daughter and intend to take half the family farm in dowry. Then we can slaughter a goat and celebrate by drinking blood through its anus. I think that’s the tradition there. Though I might be thinking of Quebec.
Here’s Barbara Palvin in Glamour magazine. It’s a magazine for women to know what’s coming to T.J. Maxx in a couple or three years.
Photo Credit: Glamour Italy
In my next life, I’m coming back as the guy everybody thinks is gay. It’s such a better play than this being gay on the down low business. All that gets you is anxiety and the AIDS. But the former, oh, man, the guy everybody assumes is gay gets so much access to women. Like photographer Terry Richardson.’ Oh, don’t worry about Terry’, all the hot models who enter his studio or his hotel room late night to shoot half naked photos say to each other. Harmless Terry, he’s just like one of the girls. Until you’ve had a couple cocktails and you find him balls deep in your sacred parts. Bravo, Terry. Well played.
Here’s Terry’s recent shoot of Victoria’s Secret model Barbara Palvin. He probably didn’t nail her, because she’s only like 20 and he’s so so gay.
Photo Credit: Terry Richardson
It’s good to be hot and from anywhere. Barbara Palvin is 19 and from Hungary. If you’re ugly and 19 in Hungary, you’re pretty much fucked. But if you look like Barbara Palvin, you’re making bank and visiting the world’s capitals traveling first class. You also get to nail other hot looking people pretty much whenever you want. Money and sex and champagne. It’s a good life. Better than being ugly.
Here’s Barbara in her just released Replay fashion campaign…