Just Look at That Fucking Batmobile

Every couple of years dudes who reflexively rub their nipples while reading comic books get to geek out together over what the new Batsuit or the Batmobile look like. Then they all argue over whether the latest actor picked to play Batman is Batman enough, the... read more

Justin Bieber Is Trying To Ruin Superman

Justin Bieber has every comic book geek from here to Metropolis freaking out over the above image that he posted to Instagram on Saturday, because everyone thinks it means that the boy with the mustache made of pubes is actually going to be in Batman vs. Superman.... read more

Childhood Is Officially Dead, Ben Affleck Is Batman

Ben Affleck is going to play Batman in the sequel to Zack Snyder's Man of Steel. Let that sink in. If you need a moment to go into the bathroom and cry and cut yourself, I understand. Snyder announced at Comic-Con this year that in the next Superman movie the Man of... read more

'Dark Knight Rises' has a poster and a trailer

Warner Brothers will use it's biggest franchise ever to kick off two of its other premiere titles when it runs the first trailers for both 'The Dark Knight Rises' and 'Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows' in front of 'Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows' when it opens... read more

Friday headlines, with Lindsay Lohan and green ooze

THE DARK KNIGHT RISES - had it's first day of filming today in India, and already there are mysterious pictures from the set showing a green ooze. And the internet is all, "Is that the Lazarus Pit? Is Ra's al Ghul in this? That's so stupid, that doesn't fit the canon,... read more

a Batman reboot is planned after this Batman reboot

Jeff Robinov is the new president of the motion picture group at Warner Bros., and one of his immediate goals is to make sure we all get to see a new Batman franchise in a few years, one that will no doubt tell the same story as the current Batman franchise, only not as... read more

Thurdsay morning headlines

LADY GAGA - will make 100 million dollars in 2011, adding to the 60 million she made in 2010. And she would have made even more except that her music is horrible. (popeater) KEIRA KNIGHTLEY - has broken up with Rupert Friend, her boyfriend for the past 5 years, but the... read more

Friday morning headlines

HARRY POTTER AND THE DEATHLY HALLOWS - opened this morning at 12:01am, and based on pre-ticket sales it has a shot at breaking The Dark Knights 158 million dollar opening weekend record. It's made around 30 million already, but the entire weekend is expected to be... read more

the Riddler will not be the villain in "Dark Knight Rises"

One of the best things about Christopher Nolan is that he makes his movies and lets them stand on their own. He doesn't cut 50 different commercials or give anything away in the trailers and he doesn't talk about them. The last part also kind of sucks, because it's been... read more

wednesday headlines

THE RIDDLER - will be the villain (probably) in Christopher Nolans third Batman movie, and might be played by Joseph Gordon-Levitt, who Nolan just worked with in 'Inception'. A better choice from 'Inception' would be Tom Hardy, who played the forger (and was... read more

friday afternoon headlines

CONAN O'BRIEN - has a big interview on '60 Minutes' this weekend, and one surprise is that he doesn't feel NBC screwed him over. He says things just didn't work out. Another surprise is when Steve Kroft shows pictures of Conan buying yellow cake uranium. Let's see that... read more

Afternoon Headlines

BATMAN 3 - Gary Oldham told fans at Comic-Con today that Batman 3 starts shooting next year. No one knows what the storyline might be, but I bet a Batman movie where Megan Fox gives a series of blowjobs would be pretty popular. (source = e! online) MICHAEL JACKSON - A... read more