Affleck Not Directing Batman

January 31, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Ben Affleck has removed himself from the director role on the next installment of the Batman movie series which will never stop being re-booted. Protest that at airports. The timing of the release is based upon a decent  number of people forgetting how shitty the last Batman movie was.

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Just Look at That Fucking Batmobile

May 15, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Every couple of years dudes who reflexively rub their nipples while reading comic books get to geek out together over what the new Batsuit or the Batmobile look like. Then they all argue over whether the latest actor picked to play Batman is Batman enough, the conversation of which is far gayer than Ben Affleck […]

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Justin Bieber Is Trying To Ruin Superman

September 16, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Justin Bieber has every comic book geek from here to Metropolis freaking out over the above image that he posted to Instagram on Saturday, because everyone thinks it means that the boy with the mustache made of pubes is actually going to be in Batman vs. Superman. Realistically, Warner Bros. just sent him a copy […]

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Childhood Is Officially Dead, Ben Affleck Is Batman

August 24, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Ben Affleck is going to play Batman in the sequel to Zack Snyder’s Man of Steel. Let that sink in. If you need a moment to go into the bathroom and cry and cut yourself, I understand. Snyder announced at Comic-Con this year that in the next Superman movie the Man of Steel would team […]

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