THE RIDDLER - will be the villain (probably) in Christopher Nolans third Batman movie, and might be played by Joseph Gordon-Levitt, who Nolan just worked with in ‘Inception’. A better choice from ‘Inception’ would be Tom Hardy, who played the forger (and was unfuckingbelievable in ‘Bronson’). That dude is one of the best actors alive. But not as good as Sinamon, this stripper I met Friday. Turns out she just wanted my money. (first showing)
THE GOON - is one of the coolest looking comics around, and now the movie produced by David Fincher finally has a teaser trailer. Paul Giamatti and Clancy Brown voice the leads as mob enforcers who battle monsters. Like zombies. And I guess ghosts. Maybe the monster of bigotry. Or Eskimos, and litterbugs. Wow this is gonna be a long movie. (latino review)
BRITNEY SPEARS - was at a Crate and Barrel in Sherman Oaks yesterday, and I don’t usually post full size pictures in a post, but former sex objects don’t usually wear cut off dockers and hunting boots either. She probably left empty handed because she wanted to buy an actual barrel. The Spears family moonshine recipe is very specific about that. (fame)
CONAN O’BRIEN - has a big interview on ‘60 Minutes’ this weekend, and one surprise is that he doesn’t feel NBC screwed him over. He says things just didn’t work out. Another surprise is when Steve Kroft shows pictures of Conan buying yellow cake uranium. Let’s see that drunk mick weasel his way out of this one. (full quotes)
BATMAN 3 - doesn’t have a name or a script or a cast, but it reportedly has a release date: July 20th, 2012. This seems like bullshit. There’s no way in hell the sequel to the 5th biggest movie of all time would be released at the end of July. Then again, these Hollywood exec’s seem to really know what they’re doing, so who am I to judge. (hollywood reporter)
DAISY DUKE 1 - was Catherine Bach, and today her husband was found dead of an apparent suicide. Or maybe this is one of Boss Hoggs tricks, like that time he rigged the Chili Cook Off. (radar)
DAISY DUKE 2 - was Jessica Simpson, and she was on ‘Ellen’ Wednesday in a top that flaunted the only positive to come from a girl piling on weight. They chatted for a minute and then Ellen brought out some picnic basket thing to give Jessica some gifts, but also so Ellen could hide her erection.
BATMAN 3 - Gary Oldham told fans at Comic-Con today that Batman 3 starts shooting next year. No one knows what the storyline might be, but I bet a Batman movie where Megan Fox gives a series of blowjobs would be pretty popular. (source = e! online)
MICHAEL JACKSON - A friend of mine who is the lead on a show on CBS told me a few weeks ago that Michael Jackson literally had no nose. Just a hole in his face and he wore a fake one. That has been rumored for a while but CBS Star said it was 100 percent true. Now the New York Post says the same, and that his fake one is missing. Let the “maybe it came off in a little boys ass” jokes begin! (source = ny post)
SOPHIE READE - the 20-year-old star of Big Brother 10 with the 30FF chest has gone topless once again for a photoshoot. Between her, Lucy Pinder, Kelly Brook, Eve Wyrwal, Keeley Hazell and a hundred others, the peer pressure for girls in the UK must be unrelenting. If you have C’s you’re legally considered a boy. (NSFW pics start here)
God only knows how long this will stay up, but for now, heres the new trailer for "The Dark Knight". It's set to be officially released this Sunday. I don't know why studios freak out about stuff like this. It's out, it looks great, get over it. Deleting stuff like this is trying to shove a baby back into the uterus.
