Behati Prinsloo Isn’t Half Bad Looking

By Lex March 27, 2014 @ 3:17 PM

Behati Prinsloo Topless In The April 2014 Issue Of Vogue Spain
I wonder what that precise feeling is when the guy who keeps putting off your wedding’s name pops up on Lindsay Lohan’s ‘Then Guess Who I Fucked After That’ list. If you’re a lingerie model specifically in your marrying a rich guy age range, it probably feels all kinds of vulnerable. You need to nail down that paperwork because starvation diets and six hour makeup sessions to look good in panties has a lifespan about equal to an NFL running back. You’ve got four to six good years, eight max if Jesus blessed you. You turn around and you’re thirty, haven’t booked a gig in over a year and Corey Feldman left you a voicemail inviting to his launch party. Get your shit together, sister. Being the best looking chick in your Namibian collective gives you a brief window in which to work. Adam Levine royalties are forever.

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Alessandra Ambrosio And Behati Prinsloo In Bikinis To Celebrate The 2014 Victoria’s Secret Swim Collection

By Lex March 12, 2014 @ 10:12 AM

Alessandra Ambrosio And Behati Prinsloo In Bikinis To Celebrate The 2014 Victoria's Secret Swim Collection

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Fighting AIDS Has Never Been Sexier

By Travis February 06, 2014 @ 10:00 AM

Whoever is in charge of organizing the guest list for the annual amfAR Gala has the best and easiest job in the world, because the lead-in to Fashion Week guarantees that just about any Victoria’s Secret or Sports Illustrated model that matters will show up. In turn, old rich guys are bound to spend tons of money for the best seats in the house, all in the name of AIDS research, but with the actual intention of sitting so close to the models, they can smell the color of their underwear. Last night’s cattle call of models included Karolina Kurkova, Behati Prinsloo, Karlie Kloss, Alyssa Miller, Erin Heatherton, Lindsay Ellingson, Lily Aldridge and more. Naturally, Michelle Rodriguez also showed up because she probably heard there was an open bar and thought, “One hand for my beer and five fingers for the ladies.”

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Behati Prinsloo Models Bikinis For Victoria’s Secret Collection

By Lex October 18, 2013 @ 11:44 AM

Behati Prinsloo Models Bikinis For Victoria's Secret Collection

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Behati Prinsloo Models Victoria’s Secret Lingerie

By Lex September 20, 2013 @ 10:50 AM

Behati Prinsloo Models Lingerie For Victoria's Secret

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Victoria’s Secret Angels At The Lourve

By Lex September 18, 2013 @ 4:29 PM

Victoria's Secret Angels Alessandra Ambrosio, Lily Aldridge, And Behati Prinsloo Model Lingerie In Angel Wings For A Photoshoot At The Louvre
Ask people who’ve been to a museum how they liked it. They always say they loved it. Ask them what they loved about it, the always mention some exhibit. Then ask them what they loved about the exhibit, they always say it was amazing. In short, they’re all lying. Now, takes some good looking models in lingerie on top of the Louvre and ask guys who saw them what they thought. They’ll say something like, ‘Alessandra Ambrosio had great tits.’ And you’ll finally have an honest reaction from somebody who visited a museum.

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