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Bella Thorne Braless

Once you've decided to be young and famous and get the expensive kind of fake tits, a bra just seems tacky. Would a middle-aged divorce man cruise past nightclubs in his Porsche with a car cover draped over his steed? Don't touch the paint ladies. That's führer blau.read more

Bella Thorne Is the T-1000 of Attention

You need look no further than this chick for the prime example of how shit never changes for women who want to be famous. Bella Thorne is either a talented teen actress or she's an attention whore showing off her tits to millions on her social media accounts. You don't get to vote. She'll Tweet about body shaming and the scourge of mythical gender pay inequality, followed up by a down top shot or oops my shorts fell...read more

Bella Thorne Fake Boobs Are Really Successful

Whatever breast tissue Ariel Winter discarded into the red medical waste bag this chick's parents purchased, packed, and stuffed into their little girl doll to make her more profitable. Now she's starring in four to seventeen movies taking YouTube and Vine stars and putting them into movies scripted by millennial writers who don't charge a lot. Girls under the age of married no longer go to the theater. Entertainment...read more

Bella Thorne in A Bikini Seems Enhanced

Confirming Bella Thorne has fake tits is less disappointing than it is a cold confirmation of the popularity sciences. Ever since her parents Dominican Little League doctored her birth certificate so she could try out for Disney roles at eight with a developed girls body, she's been on the 'there's no going back to Orlando' track. Demi Lovato was bulimic at six. Selena Gomez' mom had to teach her daughter how to blow...read more

Coachella Concedes

It's hard to state the exact moment at which an annual countercultural event sells out. It's usually a process. Inevitably marked by Paris Hilton showing up in expensive clothes made to look vintage. Coachella was a music thing until somebody realized it could be a monster fucking money making thing and suddenly Jay Z and Beyonce are headlining an indie music and arts festival in the desert. The entire list of...read more

Bella And Dani Thorne Sisters Forever

The Thorne stage parents are still pretending their girls are Hispanic and in their teens. They hit pay dirt with the youngest, Bella. The older two chicks have long since been shuffled off to softcore private modeling. That doesn't even begin to cover the tap lessons and molestation survivor therapy sessions. Bella is booked into ten movies and an equal number of lip gloss merchandising campaigns. Her stock is solid....read more

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Bella Thorne Fuck Face

Getting a tattoo isn't a story. Getting a tattoo while showing off your tits and making fuck faces at eighteen, that's a story. This chick may be the absolute perfect digital age star. Have you heard what she has to say about the Presidential election? That's right. Nothing. She says nothing about nothing except gentle humble brags about her endless flow of low cut Spandex photos. Do my tits look too big in this tank...read more

Bella Thorne In A Silver Bikini And Shit Around The Web

Bella Thorne is an actress in teen movies, I think. But all she really seems to do is take pictures of herself in bikinis and Spandex. Not that I'm complaining. I'd like to see if the rug matches the curtains. Hard wood floors? GTFO! Though I bet that shit is shaved bald as Telly Savalas. (Last Men On Earth) Nicole Neal wears some lingerie...then takes it off. (Egotastic All-Stars) This pic of Irina Shayk in a bikini...read more

Bella Thorne Blasted in Fur

Bella Thorne made the classic mistake of pissing off the anti-fur people. Islamic suicide bombers are less committed to their cause. Thorne posted this photo of herself in a fur coat she assured everybody was faux because she wanted to be politically correct. Also live to see her nineteenth birthday. Unfortunately anti-fur activists don't work normal jobs, or any jobs, and have tons of free time on their hands. One...read more

Bella Thorne in A Bikini

Bella Thorne may just be the perfect modern day celebrity. Her stage parents forged her birth certificate like a Dominican shortstop so her chest size would track well for her casting age. Thorne's got herself booked into a a ton of studio movies as the chick who can't act but has a massive social media following. She has zero qualms about self-sexual objectification whilst delivering soft rants on feminism. The...read more

Emma Roberts and Bella Thorne Tits at People's Choice Awards After Party

The People's Choice Awards is a real thing invented by the networks so that their crappy shows and celebrities could win awards before the Golden Globes and Oscars cut back to people who at least spend some effort trying to be imaginative. The highlight of the evening was when Leslie Mann got her hand stuck on Dakota Fanning's dress and almost ripped her gown in the back while congratulating her on winning the award...read more

Bella Thorne Does Snapchat

Commiserating with your fans about New Year's workout resolutions? I love pretend. If Disney hadn't set you up for life we might have seen those tits. God, your parents trained you well. You'll bunk with me after the revolution. These chats disappear forever after ten seconds, right? Photo Credit: Snapchatread more

Bella Thorne's Tits Are Bigger Than Last Time

Bella Thorne's experiencing latter day development. It could be the lingering magic of her stage parents' Santeria spells. Or surgery. It's an unsettled science, like global warming or getting The AIDS from Charlie Sheen. Nobody's ever uttered the phrase, your breasts are too big to work here, so just assume this only raises her stock. Now that you've converted to Latina, you've got twenty-seven more mouths to feed....read more

Bella Thorne Es Muy Muy Latina

Bella Thorne can't stand people who don't believe she's Latina simply because she's done everything in her power to make herself appear anglo. It's the worst kind of discrimination when people don't accept you for being who you're trying to hide that you are. Bella's dad is a Florida Cuban or a Republican Hispanic if you like shortcuts. When her parents sold her into Hollywood as a pretty child the town didn't want...read more

Bella Thorne And Jenna Dewan Endorsing Hateful Eight

The Hateful Eight looked to be inexorably damaged when the collective police departments around the nation leaked information that Quentin Tarantino lied about being in jail for parking tickets in the early 90's. Street cred is fragile like that. Even Tarantino film fans understand that Tarantino is a bloated self-promoter who you'd punch first and hardest on a road trip. He vociferously protests racial discrimination...read more