Jennifer Garner Confronted The Other Woman

July 13, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

People magazine can confirm based on multiple anonymous sources that Ben Affleck was fucking SNL producer Lindsay Shookus at least two years before his formal separation from Jennifer Garner. Shookus was also still married at the time to another... READ MORE

Divorce Seems Easier When Super Rich

May 4, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Jennifer Garner finally pulled the trigger on divorce papers with Ben Affleck. She's been dangling the documents for a couple years now, during the course of their separation.

READ MORE

Ben Affleck Drunk Dad Of The Year

April 3, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Drunk dads are the best. Especially when your dad's Batman. The paps recently caught Ben Affleck hanging out with Jennifer Garner and their two and a half kids. He pulled out the good wig. 

READ MORE

Ben Affleck Back to Rehab

March 15, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Ben Affleck finished a run in rehab while you weren't even paying attention. Pretty epic sleight of hand. Also, nobody notices where he goes. Occasionally, check the press wire to see how Batman's going. His press people show up... READ MORE

Affleck Not Directing Batman

January 31, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Ben Affleck has removed himself from the director role on the next installment of the Batman movie series which will never stop being re-booted. Protest that at airports. The timing of the release is based upon a decent  number... READ MORE

Ben Affleck Can’t Win

December 14, 2016 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Ben Affleck revealed he took the part in the universally panned Batman vs Superman to redeem himself for his performance in the slightly less universally panned Daredevil. Are you even reading these scripts dude? READ MORE

Ben Affleck Handle With Care

October 10, 2016 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Last year Ben Affleck appeared on an insufferable PBS show called "Finding Your Roots" and it turned out that his roots were people who owned and beat and raped slaves. Affleck is against slavery because he's really progressive so... READ MORE

Ben Affleck Forehead Rising

March 3, 2016 | celebrity | josh-j| 0 Comments

The Batman no one wanted, in the movie with the dumbest premise, gave the surprise no one asked for. Affleck, who is starring in the upcoming Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice, unexpectedly popped out of the Batmobile for tourists... READ MORE

Ben Affleck Mid Life Back Tattoo And Shit Around The Web

December 12, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Ben Affleck has been going through a bit of a midlife crisis this year. He fucked the nanny, which was a positive step. Then instead of getting a sports car like a real man, he got a giant back... READ MORE

Affleck’s Nanny Implying Something

August 14, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Christine Ouzounian posted a photo of herself with a new Lexus, the knee jerk reaction being that Ben Affleck bought her the car to keep quiet or make him look super badass or both. I find this line of... READ MORE