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Ben Affleck Mid Life Back Tattoo And Shit Around The Web

December 12, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Ben Affleck has been going through a bit of a midlife crisis this year. He fucked the nanny, which was a positive step. Then instead of getting a sports car like a real man, he got a giant back... READ MORE

Affleck’s Nanny Implying Something

August 14, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Christine Ouzounian posted a photo of herself with a new Lexus, the knee jerk reaction being that Ben Affleck bought her the car to keep quiet or make him look super badass or both. I find this line of... READ MORE

Batman’s Tits And Shit Around The Web

August 12, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Ben Affleck is looking different these days. Maybe it’s because he’s plowing his nanny or maybe it’s because he has a rocking pair of man tits. It’s like the nipples on the Batsuit in that shitty Batman and Robin... READ MORE

Ben Affleck And Nanny Disconnect

August 12, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Ben Affleck is steadily denying he nailed his nanny while she appears to be milking the rumor for all it’s worth. Women love attention. Even if it’s in the form of dubious claims that you’re a home wrecker. People... READ MORE

Affleck’s Nanny Loving It (VIDEO)

August 11, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Christine Ouzounian, the nanny who is letting everybody think she’s been fucking Ben Affleck during his split with his wife, let the world into her inner sanctum with an Instagram photo of herself being photographed by the paparazzi and a song... READ MORE

Ben Affleck Guilty By Association

August 6, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

It’s entirely possible the rumors Ben Affleck was porking the nanny, Christine Ouzounian, are false. In fact there is zero credible evidence to back it up. Except that she’s a hot Armenian chick in her late 20’s. If that’s... READ MORE

Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner to Cohabitate

July 3, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner are divorcing amicably. They intend to remain great friends and even continue to live together to parent their three carefully named children. Which sounds an awful lot like being married, with the exception that all... READ MORE

Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner Divorcing

July 2, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

It’s unclear if Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner are divorcing because he’s an alcoholic and gambling addict and his family owned slaves or because he’s a crappy husband.  Usually one leads to the other. Few relationships end over a lack... READ MORE

PBS Suspends Roots

June 25, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

PBS has suspended production of its third season of Finding Your Roots after an investigation revealed Ben Affleck successfully pressured the show to omit airing the fact that one of his great-great-grand-relatives was a slave owner in the antebellum South. The entire point... READ MORE

Ben Affleck Hunky Slave Owner

May 18, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Turns out Ben Affleck’s great-great-great grandfather wasn’t just a minor slave owner, he held a couple dozen African-Americans to his name, mostly inherited from his mother-in-law who also gave him her gravy boat and a portrait of a cat.... READ MORE

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