Tuesday Afternoon Headlines

JESSICA SIMPSON - is in talks with NBC for a sitcom that "would feature Simpson playing a version of herself in a Curb Your Enthusiasm-style look at her life". And it can't possibly fail because improv is the perfect vehicle for this quick-witted legend of comedy. (tv... read more

'Argo' is the best movie of 2012

Rotten Tomatoes has released the list of the best reviewed movies of 2012, and 'Argo' was number 1. Actually 'Argo' was number 26, but the 25 movies in front of it are all documentaries and foreign movies, and that bullshit doesn't count. Critics just say they liked... read more

Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner are a glamorous couple

Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner drove their $100,000 Tesla Model S to get 2 dozen donuts from Krispy Kreme in Santa Monica today, and braved the rain to do it, so I assume they were stoned off their ass. That's the only time 24 donuts from Krispy Kreme sounds like a good... read more

Ben Affleck asked to direct the Justice League movie

DC comics and Warner Bros. have been trying to get a ‘Justice League' movie made for at least a decade, and in 2007 they even had the thing cast, but that all went to hell and now 'The Avengers' has made $1.46 billion for Marvel and Disney. Needless to say they're... read more

Ben Affleck is patriotic

Just like they do every year, Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner brought their daughters to a 4th of July parade yesterday, and I can't believe it but this one was in Pacific Palisades. It totally looks like a Boston parade. Where you'd hear Dropkick Murphys 'The State Of... read more

Matt Damon and Ben Affleck are making another movie

For the fist time since 'Good Will Hunting' (no one counts 'Dogma' for some reason) Matt Damon and Ben Affleck are starring in a movie together. Damon will star as Boston mobster Whitely Bulgar, with Affleck co-starring and directing. Though they won't write the script... read more

Ben Affleck looks like this now

At first I wondered why Keanu Reeves was pretending to be Anthony Kiedis and taking Ben Afflecks daughters to the farmers market in Pacific Palisades yesterday, but then I eventually figured it out. (image source = flynet) [gallery... read more

Tuesday headlines, with Gaga on the Simpsons

LADY GAGA - will play herself on 'The Simpsons', "to cheer up a dejected Lisa through the power of speech, song, and a flash mob." The message being: if you're feeling low, try annoying the hell out of people. (ew) WILL SMITH AND JADA PINKETT - were reportedly broken up,... read more

Ben Affleck is patriotic (and site news!)

Ben Affleck is from Boston of course, which is probably the most patriotic city we have, so of course he took his kids to the 4th of July parade in Brentwood on Monday. What's surprising is that Jennifer Garner went along with him, because she's from West Virginia, and... read more

Jennifer Garner is beating up Ben Affleck

1. Ben Affleck and Blake Lively were co-stars in 'the Town'. 2. While filming 'the Town', there was a rumor that Affleck was cheating on Jennifer Garner with Blake. 3. In the naked pictures of Blake that leaked this week, she has a temporary star tattoo on her neck,... read more

Tuesday morning headlines

GWYNETH PALTROW - suffered from postpartum depression after giving birth to her son Moses in 2006. "I just thought it meant I was a terrible mother and a terrible person." And fat, Gwyneth, let's not forget about fat. (people) SANDRA BULLOCK AND RYAN REYNOLDS - spent New... read more

battle of the dorks

Ben Affleck was almost todays big winner, because this morning in Santa Monica, Feathers Jones (NOTE - I don't know their names) was threatening to look like even more of spaz while catching a football than Affleck did 14 months ago. Tuffy Jonas looks as gay as any guy... read more