Jennifer Garner is beating up Ben Affleck

1. Ben Affleck and Blake Lively were co-stars in 'the Town'. 2. While filming 'the Town', there was a rumor that Affleck was cheating on Jennifer Garner with Blake. 3. In the naked pictures of Blake that leaked this week, she has a temporary star tattoo on her neck, which was there for her character in 'the Town'. Meaning she took the naked pictures, either for herself or someone else, while making the movie. 4....read more

Tuesday morning headlines

GWYNETH PALTROW - suffered from postpartum depression after giving birth to her son Moses in 2006. "I just thought it meant I was a terrible mother and a terrible person." And fat, Gwyneth, let's not forget about fat. (people) SANDRA BULLOCK AND RYAN REYNOLDS - spent New Years Eve together in Austin. And then he gave it to her in the ass. Maybe. I'm not gonna lie, I didn't read the whole thing. (people) BEN AFFLECK -...read more

battle of the dorks

Ben Affleck was almost todays big winner, because this morning in Santa Monica, Feathers Jones (NOTE - I don't know their names) was threatening to look like even more of spaz while catching a football than Affleck did 14 months ago. Tuffy Jonas looks as gay as any guy chasing after other guys can possibly look with his pants still on, but Affleck still big times them. Here, he keeps a sharp eye on the linebacker, who...read more

is ben affleck cheating?

Just a few weeks ago there were pictures (here) of Ben Affleck on the set of ‘the Town' (and not ‘Valentines Day' as I said then. Someone was nice enough to send me an email about it but I'm far too stuck up to edit my mistakes) with Blake Lively, and they did anything but help the rumors that Ben was cheating on Jennifer Garner. Now comes this blind item: Which A-lister couple's relationship is on the rocks. Seems he...read more

Affleck is so busted

Ben Affleck got caught trying to feel Blake Livelys luscious titties while they took a break on set of the certain-to-be-terrible 'Valentines Day'. He'll deny it but pictures don't lie. Except for sonograms. Those can be faked. If you don't look pregnant, you're not pregnant. That's what I tell the models. Now beat it before I call the cops. It's unfortunate that Jennifer Garner had to find out this way. If she's...read more

nice catch ben

Ben Affleck is generally said to be a very nice guy, but if he could go 10 minutes without looking like a complete doofus that would be terrific. The cast and crew of his new movie took a break to play some football yesterday, and the first pass thrown to Ben sort of bonked off his face, but he quickly got the hang of things and the next pass bonked off his hands. Try as she might, the middle aged woman in a scarf and...read more

im as surprised as anyone

“Good Will Hunting” came out in 97, and from then until 04 Ben Affleck was in 25 movies. Since 04, he’s been in 6. For 7 years the dude was in anything on film, even like security cam footage from bank robberies and he led the Channel 5 Trouble Shooter Team in Denver for 6 months. So it was smart to bail for a while. Now he can do ensemble stuff like this and it looks good again, as opposed to stuff like “Daredevil”....read more

more adorable baby news

I don’t know if Jenifer Garner and Ben Affleck are stubborn or high or sarcastic or what, but they gave birth to that goblin above last year and yet still decided to have another one this year. It's not very nice to call her ugly, but let's be reasonable: she started it by being so ugly. Plus, she's not even 2. Fuck her. It's not like she and her friends are reading this. She should be glad just to be alive. That...read more

OH GOOD, MORE KIDS

Jennifer Garner gave birth to a little girl last night, the second child for her and husband Ben Affleck. And thank god too. I was really worried we didn’t have enough kids in this country. People magazine says:The actress's rep says: "Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck gave birth to a healthy baby girl."The baby was born Tuesday in Los Angeles. No other details were immediately available.Garner and Affleck, both 36, are...read more

JENNIFER GARNER IS PREGNANT AGAIN

What's been rumored for a few weeks has now been made all but official, as sources close to the couple have confirmed that Jennifer Garner and husband Ben Affleck are expecting another baby. Garner’s former "Alias" co-star Victor Garber told Us magazine..."Yes, she is," Garber, who currently stars on ABC's Eli Stone, told Us when asked if recent speculation was true that the couple is expecting.A source adds, "She is...read more

HEADED FOR DIVORCE?

Ted Casablanca over on E! says today that Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck, seemingly one of the more normal Hollywood couples, may be headed for a divorce. Ted says…Terribly unfortunate scuttlebutt has come my way. Sources insist to me that Jennifer Garner is considering splitting up from her hubby, Ben Affleck … Could this be the reason Jen and Ben are always seen cooing over adorable daughter Violet separately,...read more

HOLLYWOOD STARS ARE SEXY

Matt Damon and Ben Affleck are vacationing in Hawaii this week with their wife and kids, and rest assured, no matter how you look in shorts, you look better than big Hollywood star Ben Affleck. I'm guessing but I assume the message on his voicemail says, "Hi, I'm Ben Affleck. I weigh 140 pounds. Leave a message. Beep."read more

ANOTHER BABY FOR AFFLECK AND GARNER?

CBB is one of many asking if Jennifer Garner might be pregnant for the second time with husband Ben Affleck, because of recent pictures that show Garner looking like it's a distinct possibility. Which is amazing, because, umm ... wow. Their daughter Violet may grow up to be gorgeous - and it's possible because her mom is super hot - but she's off to a very very very very very bad start. If that thing came crawling...read more

VIOLET AFFLECK MIGHT BE A GOBLIN

Thank god I'm not friends with Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck, because one day they might hand me their baby and say, "Isn't she cute!!!" And then I'd say "Uh … uh … uh …" and then throw the baby in the air and run away while they try to catch it. Look at that baby fly!read more

SOMETIMES IT JUST DOESNT WORK

Ugly kids are the new black in Hollywood. They're everywhere, everyone seems to have one these days. So ironic. Jennifer Garner is really pretty but it's easy to see how her features could have gone horribly wrong. And by "easy to see", I mean "here's a picture that perfectly illustrates it". I'm sure this kid is delightful but she looks like a damn goblin.read more