GWYNETH PALTROW – suffered from postpartum depression after giving birth to her son Moses in 2006. “I just thought it meant I was a terrible mother and a terrible person.” And fat, Gwyneth, let’s not forget about fat. (people)
SANDRA BULLOCK AND RYAN REYNOLDS – spent New Years Eve together in Austin. And then he gave it to her in the ass. Maybe. I’m not gonna lie, I didn’t read the whole thing. (people)
BEN AFFLECK – is being mentioned as a possible Oscar nominee for directing the Town, which is surprising because that movie wasn’t very good. (variety)
KANYE WEST – wore this ridiculous, and real, fur coat in NYC yesterday, and it’s kind of weird that rappers and old white women have such similar taste. They both like furs and track suits and gaudy gold jewelry. Represent, yo.
Ben Affleck was almost todays big winner, because this morning in Santa Monica, Feathers Jones (NOTE – I don’t know their names) was threatening to look like even more of spaz while catching a football than Affleck did 14 months ago. Tuffy Jonas looks as gay as any guy chasing after other guys can possibly look with his pants still on, but Affleck still big times them.
Here, he keeps a sharp eye on the linebacker, who in this case is a girl in a suit. Just to make sure you understand which one I’m referring to, I mean the woman playing football in the mud while wearing high heels.
Although this effort proved unsuccessful, Ben took what he learned to the fourth quarter. There, like the mighty cobra stalking it’s pray, Ben lay in waiting. And then struck.
Attacking the defenses only weakness, Ben ran several feet down the field, and this black guy in the brown sweater pushed the ball over to him.
Just a few weeks ago there were pictures (here) of Ben Affleck on the set of ‘the Town’ (and not ‘Valentines Day’ as I said then. Someone was nice enough to send me an email about it but I’m far too stuck up to edit my mistakes) with Blake Lively, and they did anything but help the rumors that Ben was cheating on Jennifer Garner. Now comes this blind item:
Which A-lister couple’s relationship is on the rocks. Seems he is cheating with his much younger co-star and the wife is now trying to accompany the two on set as much as possible. She heard the rumors way before we did and is now hanging around to nip this thing in the bud. Not Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise.
I don’t think it’s right, but if God didn’t want guys to cheat on their wives with Blake Lively, he should have thought of that before he made her rack so awesome. She’s got the firmest looking breasts I’ve ever seen. They just beg to be rubbed up and down. If Ben is innocent of all this, then I apologize. I also apologize if that was your sister I banged this weekend. She gets really clingy afterward, huh? What’s that all about?
Ben Affleck got caught trying to feel Blake Livelys luscious titties while they took a break on set of the certain-to-be-terrible ‘Valentines Day’. He’ll deny it but pictures don’t lie. Except for sonograms. Those can be faked. If you don’t look pregnant, you’re not pregnant. That’s what I tell the models. Now beat it before I call the cops.
It’s unfortunate that Jennifer Garner had to find out this way. If she’s ready to move on, there’s always a party over at my house, and I saved her a seat. It’s between my balls.
Ben Affleck is generally said to be a very nice guy, but if he could go 10 minutes without looking like a complete doofus that would be terrific. The cast and crew of his new movie took a break to play some football yesterday, and the first pass thrown to Ben sort of bonked off his face, but he quickly got the hang of things and the next pass bonked off his hands. Try as she might, the middle aged woman in a scarf and coat couldn't stop him from getting open and being struck repeatedly with a gingerly thrown football. On the final play, not even TWO women AND a disinterested fat guy could keep Ben from victory, as he raced several steps away from the quarterback and plucked the ball from the sky, and with it eternal glory.
“Good Will Hunting” came out in 97, and from then until 04 Ben Affleck was in 25 movies. Since 04, he’s been in 6. For 7 years the dude was in anything on film, even like security cam footage from bank robberies and he led the Channel 5 Trouble Shooter Team in Denver for 6 months. So it was smart to bail for a while. Now he can do ensemble stuff like this and it looks good again, as opposed to stuff like “Daredevil”. I couldn't get an erection for 12 weeks after I saw that piece of shit.