The Runner Runner Premiere Was An A-List Affair

September 19, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Ben Affleck‘s and Justin Timberlake‘s new “one for them” movie, Runner Runner, had its premiere at the Planet Hollywood Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas last night, and for at least a few minutes the red carpet was an A-list event. Obviously, Affleck and Timberlake showed up per their obligations, as did Gemma Arterton and […]

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Childhood Is Officially Dead, Ben Affleck Is Batman

August 24, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Ben Affleck is going to play Batman in the sequel to Zack Snyder’s Man of Steel. Let that sink in. If you need a moment to go into the bathroom and cry and cut yourself, I understand. Snyder announced at Comic-Con this year that in the next Superman movie the Man of Steel would team […]

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Ben Affleck: Courageous Politician

August 14, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Ben Affleck is the latest Hollywood self-important figure considering entering politics. Affleck has been very vocal about his political beliefs over the years, using his fame as a soap box to tell the world what he thinks about important shit. But up until now he’s just shouted from the comfort of his LA mansion or over […]

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Tuesday Afternoon Headlines

January 16, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

JESSICA SIMPSON – is in talks with NBC for a sitcom that “would feature Simpson playing a version of herself in a Curb Your Enthusiasm-style look at her life”. And it can’t possibly fail because improv is the perfect vehicle for this quick-witted legend of comedy. (tv guide) RUSSELL CROWE – might be dating “burlesque […]

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‘Argo’ is the best movie of 2012

December 28, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Rotten Tomatoes has released the list of the best reviewed movies of 2012, and ‘Argo’ was number 1. Actually ‘Argo’ was number 26, but the 25 movies in front of it are all documentaries and foreign movies, and that bullshit doesn’t count. Critics just say they liked those to trick you into thinking they’re smart. […]

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Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner are a glamorous couple

December 1, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner drove their $100,000 Tesla Model S to get 2 dozen donuts from Krispy Kreme in Santa Monica today, and braved the rain to do it, so I assume they were stoned off their ass. That’s the only time 24 donuts from Krispy Kreme sounds like a good idea. Not only […]

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Ben Affleck asked to direct the Justice League movie

August 9, 2012 | Uncategorized | editor| 0 Comments

DC comics and Warner Bros. have been trying to get a ‘Justice League’ movie made for at least a decade, and in 2007 they even had the thing cast, but that all went to hell and now ‘The Avengers’ has made $1.46 billion for Marvel and Disney. Needless to say they’re freaking the fuck out. […]

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Ben Affleck is patriotic

July 5, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Just like they do every year, Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner brought their daughters to a 4th of July parade yesterday, and I can’t believe it but this one was in Pacific Palisades. It totally looks like a Boston parade. Where you’d hear Dropkick Murphys ‘The State Of Massachusetts’ at least 10 times, and at […]

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