A few weeks ago, Ben and Jerrys announced a new limited edition ice cream called ‘Schweddy Balls” (described as, “vanilla ice cream with a hint of rum and loaded with fudge covered rum and milk chocolate malt balls”), which of course takes it’s name from the famous SNL sketch starring Alec Baldwin.
Needless to say some joyless busy bodies have organized a delicious protest.
The vulgar new flavor has turned something as innocent as ice cream into something repulsive. Not exactly what you want a child asking for at the supermarket.
The ice cream is being released in a limited batch, which means it will be distributed nationwide but only for three or four months. If it proves popular, another batch might be forthcoming, but we hope not.
TAKE ACTION
Please send Ben & Jerry’s Public Relations Manager, Sean Greenwood, an email letter requesting that no additional Schweddy Balls ice cream be distributed. Also, highly recommend they refrain from producing another batch with this name or any other offensive names or you will no longer be able to purchase their products.
Hey, One Million Moms. Guess what. The whole god damn world doesn’t revolve around you and your stupid kid. Ben and Jerrys can make an ice cream with fish hooks and ecstasy tabs in it for all I care. Your kid, your problem. Leave the rest of us alone. And I bet that for every letter you write demanding this be stopped your husbands will write 2 demanding more if thats what it takes to keep your fat asses away from ice cream.
