Police were involved after Benji Madden rolled over the foot of a paparazzi while pulling away from a club in his SUV. In the video you can see Madden approach one half mile per hour and then there’s a cowardly yelping sound, as previously heard on re-runs of Scooby Doo. TMZ says, "the treadmarked photog is currently dealing with the Los Angeles Sheriff's Department over the incident". These paparazzi really are Cadillac’s of men. So noble and dignified. In his defense, who knew that standing in front of a moving car could lead to getting run over? Later I’m gonna cover my floor with ball bearing and spin around real fast and then run full speed with my eyes closed. What will happen next? I bet it’s shocking.
PARASITE UPDATE - and of course this jackass has now filed a hit-and-run report. keep in mind, he was standing in a parking lot in front of a car, knowing full well the car was about to move, and blinding the driver with flashbulbs. if only there was a to avoid this sort of thing, BUT HOW?!?!?!
After less than two months of dating, Paris Hilton says she is in love with Benji Madden. And really, how could she not be. What a hunk! People magazine says…
"I've never felt so happy and in love," she declared in a post on her MySpace Celebrity blog Tuesday. "He's such an amazing guy and life has never been better."
For the past month the hotel heiress, 27, has been touring – hitting Europe and Africa – with Madden and his band, Good Charlotte.
"It's so much fun going to their shows every night, I now know every song by heart," Hilton wrote. "All the guys in the band are so cool and sweet and it's been such an amazing and memorable experience."
I just cannot imagine the appeal of fucking Paris Hilton. Asking if she could get any uglier is like asking if a turkey could get any uglier, and as far as safety goes, you might as well stick your penis inside a beehive. I could do it, because I’m so amazing, but I wouldn’t be happy about it. I would have to close my eyes and whack my penis up against something for a few minutes to get something going on down there, like you do with tubes of poppin fresh dough. I can't remember where I was going with this, but it's Paris Hilton so who the hell cares. Moving right along.
Benji Madden from Good Charlotte and Aussie actress Sophie Monk have been dating for about a month now, and it still doesn’t make a lick of sense. Nothing in these pictures of them having lunch with his parents makes a bit of sense. Not even what they’re wearing. She’s dressed for lunch, he’s dressed to go sledding. Or to collect the ransom. These pictures look like they should end with him running away with a purse.
