If you're listening to Alec Baldwin's podcast, that probably says something not super complimentary about your life. If you tuned in to hear Baldwin chat up Bernie Sanders, consider going 20x on your anxiety scrips and say goodbye to... READ MORE

Think of Socialism as putting your teenage daughter in charge of the family credit card and dad's only response can be driving Uber nights to cover the cost. Bernie Sanders' wife Jane Sanders ran Burlington College using the principles... READ MORE

Since no Democrats under 40 and white are willing to vote for the biddy who reminds them of their lesbian aunt, Bernie Sanders has been winning over the sexually liberated young chicks. Tons of them lined up outside the... READ MORE

Old footage of presidential candidate Bernie Sanders shows Sanders being arrested at a Civil Rights protest in 1963. Just the visual image his candidacy needed to chip away at Hillary Clinton’s 99.9% lead among African-American voters who continue having a hard... READ MORE

At a recent Bernie Sanders rally, rapper and political activist Killer Mike said, “A uterus doesn’t qualify you to be President of the United States.”  Clearly he meant don’t vote for Hillary just because she’s a woman. Which is 95%... READ MORE

Feminist groups are sweating like vegan marmalade since a Bernie Sanders stream of consciousness essay implying that women dig rape fantasy went viral. Sanders was just a kid at the time, or thirty-one if you’re counting for real. The embarrassing erotica... READ MORE

Bernie Sanders supporters are largely more educated than Clinton supporters, but widely less practical. Despite the fact that Sanders college-aged Internet minions flooded the polling sites post Democratic debate to declare Bernie Sanders the hippy atheist god almighty, every... READ MORE