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Bethenny Frankel No Candy for Mexicans

Bethenny Frankel dyed herhair to avoid the servers of process chasing her around town with lawsuits over her Skinnygirl line of products. They will never make you as slender as her own weight control program ofZumba and Flint River water.It's simpler and cheaper but the folks in Marketing said it didn't test well. Frankel just launched her Skinnygirl line of low calorie candy because lower calories gummy bears and...read more

Bethenny Frankel in A Bikini

Bethenny Frankel is proof that clean living and exercise can keep you desirable to the opposite sex well into your middle years. Asterisk that with a healthy dose of starvation and elective plastic surgery so extensive that if you removed all the sutures and placed them end to end, her face would fall off. I'd watch that on TLC. Frankel's cutting strategy makes sense even in its obscenity. You'll look like a rancid...read more

Bethenny Frankel Is Gross And Shit Around The Web

Real Housewife of whatever the fuck Bethenny Frankel is fucking gross. She looks like a Halloween skeleton covered in cold cut turkey meat. Who told her she was hot? See the horror for yourself. (TMZ) India Reynolds takes off her clothes just for you. (Egotastic All-Stars) Ellie Goulding in a tight blue bikini is a very good thing. (Drunken Stepfather) Selena Gomez in nothing but a towel. (Hollywood Tuna) Guess what?...read more

Doutzen Kroes And Bethenny Frankel in A Bikini

Victoria's Secret model Doutzen Kroes met up with the Bethenny Frankel skinny Ms. Potato head attachment figure and whispered in her ear, if I look like you do in fifteen years, I'm going to kill myself. Frankel agreed, then squeezed her ass cheeks to activate the hydraulic pumps that tighten the lifelike skin sheaths across her skeleton. Technology is pretty seamless these days. Someday, all women will have the...read more

Real Housewives Catty With Bethenny Frankel

According to obviously promotional gossip leaked to the lazy media, the other Real Housewives of New York are pissed at Bethenny Frankel because she poses for staged bikini shots for paparazzi she hires but doesn't go out of her way to promote The Real Housewivesshow or any of the shit the other cast members are hawking. I can't blame her. Frankel is making a killing on her Skinny Girl line of anorexic products for...read more

Bethenny Frankel in A Bikini

I don't know how they keep this chick together. Tricorder readings show mostly shellac and Bondo. At some point there won't be any human parts left and she'll turn completely to the dark side. Which I think means more recipes for summer salads tossed with an unfrozen embryo vinagrette. Someday, we'll all be having sex with lifelike androids and thinking nothing of it. Today, you have to keep banging on the panel...read more

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Bethenny's Munchie Free Weed And Shit Around The Web

Gollum-like beast and Real Housewife Bethenny Frankel is developing a Skinny Girl weed that won't give you the munchies. What the fuck is the point of smoking weed if it doesn't make you hungry? But God forbid people eat solid food, right Beth? Read all about this abomination of science. (Dlisted) Charlotte Springer wears a see-through bodysuit for the titty-showing. (Egotastic) Selena Gomez wears a bikini on...read more

Bethenny Frankel Ordered To Stop Being So Creepy

I'm pretty much in the camp that says parents can be creepy fuckers and that's okay so long as they don't cross the line where the kids are found cowering in a closet filled with their own feces by the authorities. Putting on your little daughter's clothes isn't illegal, it's just super fucking creepy. Bethenny Frankel is super fucking cut up and creepy. I don't know why she has fans, but she does. Women follow these...read more

Bethenny Frankel Is Infantalizing And Shit Around The Web

Reality skeleton and failed talk show host Bethenny Frankel set the Internet into a tizzy with a social media picture of her wearing her four year old daughter's PJs and talking about how they could now share clothes. People started commenting that she was anorexic and needed to maybe eat a cracker or a pencil even for the minerals. But I guess those people forgot this is America, god dammit! See the picture of...read more

Bethenny Frankel In A Bikini

If you're not a stay at home menopausing mom, there's a good chance you have no idea who Bethenny Frankel is. You may never have seen her talk show, unless you've ever seen a daytime talk show in your life, in which case, you've already seen her dribble. She cuts a fine surgically enhanced form for a modestly anorexic New Yorker in her 40's. Although she does require the floppy hat to prevent the sun from revealing...read more

Courtney Stodden Admitted She Doesn't Read

On today's episode of Bethenny, two women desperate for attention will pretend like they give a shit what the other has to say, as Bethenny Frankel scored the tell-all interview with Courtney Stodden that nobody wants to hear. In the preview clips for the show, Courtney tells Bethenny that she's ready to take the next step in her career, which is apparently not porn, because she claims that she recently turned down a...read more

Nice Try, Bethenny Frankel

It wasn't all charm and chests at Heidi Klum's Halloween party at Marquee in New York City last night. Talk show host and slowly-evaporating woman Bethenny Frankel was in attendance and she made the very confusing decision to dress as Marilyn Monroe, as she looked a lot more like a 41-year old Lindsay Lohan dressed as Marilyn Monroe's older sister. Maybe she chose this costume for ironic purposes, or maybe she really...read more

Bethenny Frankel In A Bikini

Bethenny Frankel is all torn up over her recent divorce. They do say the death of your second two-year marriage is always the one that gets to you. Now Bethenny is doing what all great women do after failing miserably in their personal lives, she's writing a book giving advice to other women on how to be happy. And skinny too. In her latest book, Skinnygirl Solutions: Your Straight-Up Guide to Home, Health, Family,...read more

Bethenny Frankel In A Bikini

Bethenny Frankel is 42, has a little kid, just got divorced, produces healthy living books ladies love to buy, and has fake tits that look a little off-the-shelf but probably cost her a small fortune at a New York City plastic surgeon's office. That last part I'm surmising on my own. The rest I know because Bethenny Frankel is a 'reality star'. She shares her personal life. Back in the day, people who shared details...read more