Beyonce Fans Lousy With the Rage

Beyonce released her Lemonade album via an HBO special over the weekend. The songs, written by Beyonce with an assist from sixty-seven of her literatemusic industry friends listed in four-point font in the credits, focused heavily on angry songs about marital infidelity.... read more

Beyonce Making Bank (VIDEO)

Somebody wrote Beyonce some words to say about finding inspiration. To workout harder or break through the glass ceiling or just pretend you gave birth to your surrogates baby. Beyonce remembers her dad making her jog with him through the park as a kid to teach her... read more

Farrakhan to the Formation

The good minister Louis Farrakhan has offered to protectBeyoncé on tour since police departments around the country are boycotting their responsibility to take time and a half to stand idly aboutand drink coffeeather concert venues. The minister has said that if the... read more

Police Not Having It With Beyonce

With the intellectual age of a four year old born to the zika virus, it's hard to imagine Beyonce plots anything beyond how to make her ass look shiny and singing into the microphone her dad bought her so she could always have food. Cops around the nation are convinced... read more

Beyonce Superbowl Halftime Po-Po Attack

Rudy Giuliani is pissed because Beyonce's Super Bowl halftime show was a tribute to Black Lives Matter from behind her Gucci leather bandito costume. Oh, senora, I can see your gato. Giuliani added some wicked dance criticisms just to remind you he's old and no longer... read more

Beyonce Showed Up Big For Business

The streaming music Tidal has swept the nation and re-defined the way music is consumed by being completely forgotten about since their underwhelming launch six months ago. Tidal was the brain child of Jay Z and a bunch of other extremely high earning music stars who... read more

Boredom With Beyonce's Boobs And Shit Around The Web

I, like Beyonce, am from Houston. I've been living with Beyonce and her tits for decades and I am exhausted. I've reached peek giving a shit about Beyonce's tits. Fuck, I'm lying. If you still like Beyonce tits, here they are. (Last Men On Earth) Rhian Sugden and her... read more

Beyonce Canadian Tuxedo

It's amazing someone whose only interest istheir appearance could fall on their ass like this. I don't care about fashion or even wiping the stripper crumbs off my Dickies but if my girl tried to leave the house like that I'd have to pull the yellow card. Beyonce... read more

Beyonce Finally Paying Attention To Herself

Beyonce went on Good Morning America after having stated she was going to announce some major newssuch as a new album ora third tit but it turned out to be a lie in the name of self promotion. The announcement was that she had been on a vegan diet for 22 days and is... read more

Beyonce Wastes Champagne

Beyonce is being lambasted for pouringout a $20K bottle of champagne in a music video where she and Nicki Minaj encourage girls to use their tits and ass to get ahead in life. If you're watching Beyonce music videos, you have to know that your powers of deduction... read more

Sarah Jessica Parker Still Sneaky

Sarah Jessica Parkersnuck onto the red carpet of the Met Gala screaming, I used to be one of you! Police tranquilized her more than she already was, boxed her, and FedExed her to Estonia where Square Pegs is the top rated show on television. Everyone agreed that Parker... read more

Celebrities Show Off Their Bikinis On Christmas

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