Beyonce Finally Paying Attention To Herself

Beyonce went on Good Morning America after having stated she was going to announce some major newssuch as a new album ora third tit but it turned out to be a lie in the name of self promotion. The announcement was that she had been on a vegan diet for 22 days and is... read more

Beyonce Wastes Champagne

Beyonce is being lambasted for pouringout a $20K bottle of champagne in a music video where she and Nicki Minaj encourage girls to use their tits and ass to get ahead in life. If you're watching Beyonce music videos, you have to know that your powers of deduction... read more

Sarah Jessica Parker Still Sneaky

Sarah Jessica Parkersnuck onto the red carpet of the Met Gala screaming, I used to be one of you! Police tranquilized her more than she already was, boxed her, and FedExed her to Estonia where Square Pegs is the top rated show on television. Everyone agreed that Parker... read more

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Celebrities Show Off Their Bikinis On Christmas

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Beyonce and Jay Z Greet the Future King and Queen of England

The royals of England came and met with the Beyonce and Jay Z to discuss such things as how best to garage your fleet of Bentleys during the snowy season and a brief but telling trivia contest on howlittle each knew about the current whereabouts of their children. The... read more

Beyonce Phones It In (VIDEO)

The video for Beyonce's latest auto tuned braggadocio is pretty stripped down. Another way to say that is minimal or failing that dull, shitty, uninspired, and lazy. It features Beyonce drinking booze in a hotel suite and occasionally some local strippers show up to... read more

Solange Knowles White Breasted Wedding

Solange Knowles finally married the much older music video director she's been dating for several years. The couple threw an intricately planned New Orleans wedding that involved everything from a pantomimed re-creation of the levees breaking during Katrina to 50,000... read more

Beyonce Is Rich And Shit Around The Web

Beyonce is one wealthy woman. She made over 115 million dollars last year, twice as much as any other female star. Usually money flows from the stupid to the smart in our economy, but given Beyonce's educational aptitude, let's just say it flows from the stupid to the... read more

Beyonce Takes Selfies At the Louvre

Say what you want about the so-called masterpieces, they've got nothing on Beyonce. Fuck yeah you are the most important piece available to be seen at the Louvre. I've been. The Mona Lisa is a tiny framed portrait of a chick who even back in the Renaissance had to be... read more

Beyonce Vacation Photos Heavy on the Beyonce

You've just got to see my vacation photos. There's me in my bikini. Me in my bikini on the beach. Me in my fabulous beachwear. Me kicking sand. There's me being playful in my beachwear but in the cabana so no sand. Take a seat. I've got five more albums. Who wants a... read more

Beyonce's Fake Thigh Gap And Shit Around The Web

Overexposed harpie Beyonce had her thighs Photoshopped in a bikini. Maybe it's because she's knocked the fuck up or maybe it's just that she wants to pretend she still has thigh gap. Either way, she should fire her photo guy. Check out Bey's web of thigh lies. (TMZ)... read more

Beyonce Bikini Photos Shared by Beyonce

If I was a hot bodied woman, I'd lock myself in a bedroom in front of a large mirror and masturbate myself until the fire department kicked down the door and put me in hand restraints. Even then I'd find a way to get my paws onto my tits and shove a seamen's locker worth... read more